Lifewine Podcast

This week, we mark an episode milestone with a film we’d anticipated to be sultry, erotic, and provocative: TEMPTED (2003), starring Virginia Madsen and Jason Momoa. We lose the paralegal account, but we DO get the go-ahead on “the project”! We also witness what is most certainly the demise of Stephanie’s sanity.

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It’s Lifewine’s Sweet Sixteen episode! Join Stephanie, Rachel, and Zach as they celebrate this milestone with THE TRUTH ABOUT JANE (2000), starring Ellen Muth, Stockard Channing, and RuPaul. In this coming-of-age-coming-out story, we learn that a mother’s love for her child is unconditional – provided that the child does not “choose” a sexuality that conflicts with what her mother had planned out for her. We also discuss thought-provoking quandaries such as: How is scissoring like ice cream in the park? Do you have to be gay to like rainbows? Why does Lifetime continually refuse to include Destiny’s Child in their productions? Is the Hamburgler just misunderstood? Join us, you can handle the truth!
This movie is available to view on Tubi.

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What’s worse than being fifteen? Try being fifteen and pregnant! (No, don’t! We don’t recommend this!) Join Stephanie, Rachel, and Zach as they explore the turbulent world of teenage insemination in the Lifetime classic FIFTEEN AND PREGNANT (1998), starring Kirsten Dunst and Park Overall. We learn valuable life lessons, such as, sperm doesn’t entitle you to much, using birth control may indicate sex in the first degree, and that you shouldn’t chew with your mouth full. Zach is also enlightened by the horrible truth of the spontaneous bodily functions that can occur in a woman during delivery. If you frequented the mall food court in the 90’s, love a good jaunty harmonica tune, or have ever vomited on Christmas, then this film will make you feel right at home.

Naturally, all this discussion about the naivete and tumult of adolescence coupled with the premature pressures of parenthood can only lead to one thing: Bobby Cannavale’s c***.

We condone safe sex, but not safe podcasting; so grab your Buzzballz and get ready to have your ears impregnated by the Lifewine crew!

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In episode four, the trinity navigates the temperamental world of teenage struggles such as insecurity, parental divorce, and expository dialogue in WHEN FRIENDSHIP KILLS (1996). This coming-of-age movie prompts Stephanie and Rachel to take a deep dive into childhood psychology, revealing some dark, adult-themed games they played as youngsters. We discuss how bulimia can cause corrugation of the esophagus, the correct definition of the word “vomitorium”, as well as the names of the lead cast in Days of Our Lives. Join us and see if you can determine the meaning of the lost sweater. Was it a ruse, or did it really belong to someone? If so, whom? Can your hosts manage to bring some levity to a movie about eating disorders? You better bulimic! This movie can be viewed on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmf4CD1FXGE

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Imagine an alternate universe where Uncle Jesse leaves Full House, moves to Vermont, starts banging all the hottest ladies in town, then becomes the primary suspect in a murder case. In SECRETS OF EDEN (2012), starring John Stamos, Sonya Salomaa, and Anna Gunn, we learn that not even decent talent can save a train wreck!

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