DEMON SPERM, ALIEN DNA, AND HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE, OH MY!

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08/02/20 • 76 min

The economy is tanking, baseball fever has given way to something that’s much easier to catch, and the Attorney General is a corrupt, lying sack of crap. Times like this, you thank your lucky stars that you’re not *also* suffering from the painful effects of demon sperm! And in your moment of gratitude, you can also be thankful that Cognitive Dissidents Julianne Simitz, “The Black Voice of Reason” Tymon Shipp, and Dr. David Robinson are here to deliver your weekly dose of newsy infotainment... GET DOSED!

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