It's Truck Month!

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07/13/23 • 58 min

Happy Truck Month for those that celebrate! Have you put your decorations up yet? It’s next on our to-do list because we have been too busy. Sara the Ruthless has been stuck in traffic and is SICK AND TIRED of the damn tourists on Cape Cod. Fupa has been back in his hometown visiting with his younger brother. Heather had an uninvited guest. Klem is losing it over the humidity, climate change, corporations, and Ukraine. Legs and Eggs Productions is getting a copyright and we’re gonna be rich! Plus, Anarchy, Communism, and Affirmative Action, OH MY! But tomorrow, we decorate.

We’re also behind on our celebrating because of fucking technical difficulties. One time. Just one time, we’d like all our equipment to fucking work when we start. It’s really turned into a 20-minute fiasco every time we try to be professional and record. Ok, professional is pushing it, but you get the picture.

We told you guys! We told you! If you call us, we will play it on the show! 929-263-4165 These voicemails weren’t for us though, they were for Hunter Biden. We are lucky enough to have the audio of Hunter playing his answering machine. He REALLY enjoys listening to his messages.

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We are so excited to introduce this week’s guest, the one and only Reggie Jason! He talks to Klem and Fupa about some of their favorite topics...Hunter Biden, the Titan Submersible, and the (failed) Russian coup. What a week it was! Sara teaches us a little bit about who Cornel West is, and Heather is now obsessed with Napoleon’s penis. Buckle up, this is a wild one!

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From a hotel in Atlantic City, this week’s guest is world renowned social media influencer, Tommy J Shrimps! Mr. Shrimps takes time away from looking for HPV infected cigarettes to talk to us about ethical load refusal, the difference between Vegas and Atlantic City, his stupid cousin, and we show him the Dick Store. We also have Florida Man, more Vermin Supreme, and Klem tells us her Top 10 Horniest Billy Joel songs and why.

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