Legs & Eggs

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Made in the 70s and acid washed in the 90s Legs & Eggs is Heather, Klem Stump, and Fupa Jones. You’re cool and we know it. You know Baby Jessica was put in a well to die. Your teachers made you watch the Challenger explode on live TV. It isn’t weird that Magic Johnson had AIDS and then didn’t. It’s why you are the way you are.

You’ll go places you’ve always thought to go but never wanted to go alone. Like a glory hole or The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. We’ll take you and you won’t have to get wet unless you want to ride down Hunter Biden’s Slip n’ Slide

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How do I get to the dark web?

Legs & Eggs

06/29/23 • 54 min

We are so excited to introduce this week’s guest, the one and only Reggie Jason! He talks to Klem and Fupa about some of their favorite topics...Hunter Biden, the Titan Submersible, and the (failed) Russian coup. What a week it was! Sara teaches us a little bit about who Cornel West is, and Heather is now obsessed with Napoleon’s penis. Buckle up, this is a wild one!

Want more Legs and Eggs? Of course you do! Join our Patreon for things like bonus content, signed pics, a Christmas card, a guest appearance, and most important of all, our love. Just go patreon.com/legsandeggs.

It’s officially summer which means you need a new t-shirt to impress while you are sitting poolside. Well don’t fret my pet, we got you covered! Just head over to Society 6 Grab yourself a matching shower curtain while you are at it.

Bored? Looking for someone to talk to? Call us! 929-263-4165 You can also leave a voicemail or send us an email.

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When Cum is Involved There is No Ethics

Legs & Eggs

07/27/23 • 51 min

From a hotel in Atlantic City, this week’s guest is world renowned social media influencer, Tommy J Shrimps! Mr. Shrimps takes time away from looking for HPV infected cigarettes to talk to us about ethical load refusal, the difference between Vegas and Atlantic City, his stupid cousin, and we show him the Dick Store. We also have Florida Man, more Vermin Supreme, and Klem tells us her Top 10 Horniest Billy Joel songs and why.

Looking for Legs and Eggs unedited? A little behind the scenes action? Maybe a mug to hide your wine in. Join our Patreon and choose Heather’s Wine O’Clock tier and get those plus so much more. She even has some secret cocktail recipes she is willing to share. Pop the cork, baby!

You can send us your thoughts, your comments, or our favorite, tell us to fuck off. Email us, call us at 929-263-4165, or if you’re all paranoid about your caller id and shit, leave us an anonymous voicemail.

T-Shirts! T-Shirts! Get your Custom Legs and Eggs T-Shirts! There are hundreds of options. Choose your favorite color and style, and then which graphic and BOOM! Customized shirt! You can also get a nekkid Fupa Jones shower curtain. You know you want him to watch you poop.

Don’t forget to download the StarMaker app and look for Sara the Ruthless to sing karaoke LIVE with Sara! Just don’t be creepy.

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Capitalists Going Raw Hog (Anal House: Archived)

Legs & Eggs

09/08/22 • 76 min

This week on the house, friend of the show Herp Burgler is back to discuss the passing of Gorbachev, Hunter Biden, Billy Joel, and some No Faps! New collab with Sara from Trash 4 the Working Class. A new song from MC Butt Plug and an old song from The Life and Times of Sebastian Haff. Artwork by @djinn_33. https://anchor.fm/klemstump/message --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/legsandeggs/message

Legos are a girl’s best friend. (Anal House: Archived)

Legs & Eggs

08/25/22 • 70 min

This week we have trans activist Daniela A Wolfe on to talk about her Lego project and so much more. We have more of Klem’s parents talking about The Melody Tent. As always, background music by Sara from Trash 4 The Working Class. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/legsandeggs/message

Be A Hero (Anal House: Archived)

Legs & Eggs

08/11/22 • 60 min

Sara from Trash 4 the Working class is back with Boston Johnson. How much movement is a lot of movement? Mama Stump let’s us know. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/legsandeggs/message

Your Name is Trinity? (Anal House: Archived)

Legs & Eggs

07/28/22 • 83 min

We have Klem’s dad on to talk about pizza, Oppenheimer, Newton, and the Trinity explosion. Sara from Trash 4 the Working Class is back, and she made us some background music. And of course, another Curse Voros Curse song. Daan Duister https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/xtETkg9oePB6gBRu5 Some Background music Music by FreeGroove from Pixabay Leave us a message and we’ll play it on the show. https://anchor.fm/klemstump/message --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/legsandeggs/message

Throb! Bush Eatz Poop

Legs & Eggs

02/20/24 • 45 min

New year. New podcast. New activewear! Find out just how active that wear is with your friends at Legs and Eggs! Why does Jimmy Smits looks like that? Why does Nick Turturro look like a flushed turd but his brother is cool AF? Why do we kill everyone Sipowicz loves?

These questions, and more, will be addressed like Lincoln addressed Gettysburg.Which reminds me! Legs and Eggs is proud to introduce — wait for it — DOCTOR PENIS, MEDICINE PENIS! Who dat? You’ll find out!

All that AND: We’ll make scenes at an Italian restaurant with David Brooks! The difference between Riverdance and Deliverance! Mayor Eric Adams for President! Leggo this Eggo!

Are you worried you missed an episode? Having trouble finding us on social media? Well, have no fear! We know your struggle and have wrapped everything up nice and neat and even put a fucking bow on it. Just visit our website shows.acast.com/legsandeggs where you will find everything your little heart desires. We even have a link for StarMaker where you can sing karaoke LIVE with Klem!

Our Patreon is where all the action really is. Early access, bonus content, Legs and Eggs swag, and if you dare to go Inside the Actor’s Butthole, Fupa Jones, the actor, will send you a signed pic of his butt. That’s right! Fupa’s ass can be framed and hung in your home! What are you waiting for?

Have questions for any of the hosts? Want some advice about dry jacking or whether it is ethical to refuse a load? You can email us at [email protected] or leave a message on our Google phone number 929-263-4165. Drunk messages encouraged because those have been funny af.

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Flatbush is a Trap (Anal House: Archived)

Legs & Eggs

07/21/22 • 80 min

Guests Cindy, Shelby Shoemaker, and Sara from Trash 4 the Working Class discuss Anna Nicole Smith and so much more. A new collab with Sara, and a deep cut Big Dick song. https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/cbWZ3domMmM73Ubm6 https://anchor.fm/klemstump/message --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/legsandeggs/message

The Glory Hole Franchise

Legs & Eggs

06/15/23 • 50 min

This is Episode 27 of the Legs and Egg Podcast, and to commemorate this special occasion, we introduce you to The NerdoDivergent Podcast. You all remember our guest, The Bearded Turner, from Epsidode 22, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buttah. He’s back with his friends Ninz and Widz and together they have created a hilarious podcast and we had so much fun talking with them! You also get another snippet of our conversation with Chad, and all the other things you know and love about us!

Guess who is selling out? That’s right! We are! The good news is, it’s all going to benefit you! Want exclusive L&E content? Bonus episodes? Maybe a signed print from Klem. A tarot reading from Sara (WHAT? Hot Damn!). Signed drawings from Heather. Or maybe, just maybe, you want a signed photo of Fupa Jones’ hairy ass. Well, here is your chance! Just go to patreon.com/legsandeggs!

We love you and would love to hear from you! Call us at 929-263-4165, email us, or even leave us a voicemail! Tell Heather she is super annoying. Tell Klem her voice is like honey. Tell us to shut the fuck up. Just call, we’re lonely.

Our County Fair t-shirts are back in stock after selling out (except XS. Who wears XS?). Get em while they are hot and check out all our other designs and products on Society 6

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transubstantiation (Anal House: Archived)

Legs & Eggs

09/01/22 • 75 min

The legendary Mr Paddy Whackha joins us to talk custom speakers, Jeffrey Epstein, and much more. Two new songs by Sara from Trash 4 the Working Class. Klem and Fupa discuss Billy Joel. And more Melody Tent with Mama and Papa Stump. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/legsandeggs/message

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