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Legs & Eggs

Legs & Eggs

Legs & Eggs

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Made in the 70s and acid washed in the 90s Legs & Eggs is Heather, Klem Stump, and Fupa Jones. You’re cool and we know it. You know Baby Jessica was put in a well to die. Your teachers made you watch the Challenger explode on live TV. It isn’t weird that Magic Johnson had AIDS and then didn’t. It’s why you are the way you are.


You’ll go places you’ve always thought to go but never wanted to go alone. Like a glory hole or The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. We’ll take you and you won’t have to get wet unless you want to ride down Hunter Biden’s Slip n’ Slide


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Legs & Eggs - How do I get to the dark web?
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06/29/23 • 54 min

We are so excited to introduce this week’s guest, the one and only Reggie Jason! He talks to Klem and Fupa about some of their favorite topics...Hunter Biden, the Titan Submersible, and the (failed) Russian coup. What a week it was! Sara teaches us a little bit about who Cornel West is, and Heather is now obsessed with Napoleon’s penis. Buckle up, this is a wild one!

Want more Legs and Eggs? Of course you do! Join our Patreon for things like bonus content, signed pics, a Christmas card, a guest appearance, and most important of all, our love. Just go patreon.com/legsandeggs.

It’s officially summer which means you need a new t-shirt to impress while you are sitting poolside. Well don’t fret my pet, we got you covered! Just head over to Society 6 Grab yourself a matching shower curtain while you are at it.

Bored? Looking for someone to talk to? Call us! 929-263-4165 You can also leave a voicemail or send us an email.


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Legs & Eggs - When Cum is Involved There is No Ethics
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07/27/23 • 51 min

From a hotel in Atlantic City, this week’s guest is world renowned social media influencer, Tommy J Shrimps! Mr. Shrimps takes time away from looking for HPV infected cigarettes to talk to us about ethical load refusal, the difference between Vegas and Atlantic City, his stupid cousin, and we show him the Dick Store. We also have Florida Man, more Vermin Supreme, and Klem tells us her Top 10 Horniest Billy Joel songs and why.

Looking for Legs and Eggs unedited? A little behind the scenes action? Maybe a mug to hide your wine in. Join our Patreon and choose Heather’s Wine O’Clock tier and get those plus so much more. She even has some secret cocktail recipes she is willing to share. Pop the cork, baby!

You can send us your thoughts, your comments, or our favorite, tell us to fuck off. Email us, call us at 929-263-4165, or if you’re all paranoid about your caller id and shit, leave us an anonymous voicemail.

T-Shirts! T-Shirts! Get your Custom Legs and Eggs T-Shirts! There are hundreds of options. Choose your favorite color and style, and then which graphic and BOOM! Customized shirt! You can also get a nekkid Fupa Jones shower curtain. You know you want him to watch you poop.

Don’t forget to download the StarMaker app and look for Sara the Ruthless to sing karaoke LIVE with Sara! Just don’t be creepy.


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This week on the house, friend of the show Herp Burgler is back to discuss the passing of Gorbachev, Hunter Biden, Billy Joel, and some No Faps! New collab with Sara from Trash 4 the Working Class. A new song from MC Butt Plug and an old song from The Life and Times of Sebastian Haff. Artwork by @djinn_33. https://anchor.fm/klemstump/message --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/legsandeggs/message
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This week we have trans activist Daniela A Wolfe on to talk about her Lego project and so much more. We have more of Klem’s parents talking about The Melody Tent. As always, background music by Sara from Trash 4 The Working Class. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/legsandeggs/message
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Legs & Eggs - Be A Hero (Anal House: Archived)
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08/11/22 • 60 min

Sara from Trash 4 the Working class is back with Boston Johnson. How much movement is a lot of movement? Mama Stump let’s us know. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/legsandeggs/message
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Legs & Eggs - Your Name is Trinity? (Anal House: Archived)
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07/28/22 • 83 min

We have Klem’s dad on to talk about pizza, Oppenheimer, Newton, and the Trinity explosion. Sara from Trash 4 the Working Class is back, and she made us some background music. And of course, another Curse Voros Curse song. Daan Duister https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/xtETkg9oePB6gBRu5 Some Background music Music by FreeGroove from Pixabay Leave us a message and we’ll play it on the show. https://anchor.fm/klemstump/message --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/legsandeggs/message
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Legs & Eggs - The Glory Hole Franchise
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06/15/23 • 50 min

This is Episode 27 of the Legs and Egg Podcast, and to commemorate this special occasion, we introduce you to The NerdoDivergent Podcast. You all remember our guest, The Bearded Turner, from Epsidode 22, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buttah. He’s back with his friends Ninz and Widz and together they have created a hilarious podcast and we had so much fun talking with them! You also get another snippet of our conversation with Chad, and all the other things you know and love about us!

Guess who is selling out? That’s right! We are! The good news is, it’s all going to benefit you! Want exclusive L&E content? Bonus episodes? Maybe a signed print from Klem. A tarot reading from Sara (WHAT? Hot Damn!). Signed drawings from Heather. Or maybe, just maybe, you want a signed photo of Fupa Jones’ hairy ass. Well, here is your chance! Just go to patreon.com/legsandeggs!

We love you and would love to hear from you! Call us at 929-263-4165, email us, or even leave us a voicemail! Tell Heather she is super annoying. Tell Klem her voice is like honey. Tell us to shut the fuck up. Just call, we’re lonely.

Our County Fair t-shirts are back in stock after selling out (except XS. Who wears XS?). Get em while they are hot and check out all our other designs and products on Society 6


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Legs & Eggs - Flatbush is a Trap (Anal House: Archived)
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07/21/22 • 80 min

Guests Cindy, Shelby Shoemaker, and Sara from Trash 4 the Working Class discuss Anna Nicole Smith and so much more. A new collab with Sara, and a deep cut Big Dick song. https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/cbWZ3domMmM73Ubm6 https://anchor.fm/klemstump/message --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/legsandeggs/message
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Legs & Eggs - It's Truck Month!
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07/13/23 • 58 min

Happy Truck Month for those that celebrate! Have you put your decorations up yet? It’s next on our to-do list because we have been too busy. Sara the Ruthless has been stuck in traffic and is SICK AND TIRED of the damn tourists on Cape Cod. Fupa has been back in his hometown visiting with his younger brother. Heather had an uninvited guest. Klem is losing it over the humidity, climate change, corporations, and Ukraine. Legs and Eggs Productions is getting a copyright and we’re gonna be rich! Plus, Anarchy, Communism, and Affirmative Action, OH MY! But tomorrow, we decorate.

We’re also behind on our celebrating because of fucking technical difficulties. One time. Just one time, we’d like all our equipment to fucking work when we start. It’s really turned into a 20-minute fiasco every time we try to be professional and record. Ok, professional is pushing it, but you get the picture.

We told you guys! We told you! If you call us, we will play it on the show! 929-263-4165 These voicemails weren’t for us though, they were for Hunter Biden. We are lucky enough to have the audio of Hunter playing his answering machine. He REALLY enjoys listening to his messages.

Wanna be like all the cool kids? Well, then it’s time to join our Patreon! Everyone’s doing it, so you know it’s awesome. Trailer Sailor’s Abortion will give you things like exclusive content, a shout out on an episode, Legs and Eggs swag, and most importantly, a tarot reading by the one and only Sara the Ruthless.

We know you added our phone number to your contacts already, so stop being lazy and add our email address in there too. And don't forget to call. We miss you. [email protected]

Our merch store is a great place to go when you have had a couple and have your credit card out. Screw Amazon. Bezos is already a billionaire. Shop small. Shop Legs and Eggs. Check out all our exciting merch.

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Legs & Eggs - transubstantiation (Anal House: Archived)
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09/01/22 • 75 min

The legendary Mr Paddy Whackha joins us to talk custom speakers, Jeffrey Epstein, and much more. Two new songs by Sara from Trash 4 the Working Class. Klem and Fupa discuss Billy Joel. And more Melody Tent with Mama and Papa Stump. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/legsandeggs/message
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FAQ

How many episodes does Legs & Eggs have?

Legs & Eggs currently has 75 episodes available.

What topics does Legs & Eggs cover?

The podcast is about Society & Culture, Comedy and Podcasts.

What is the most popular episode on Legs & Eggs?

The episode title 'How do I get to the dark web?' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Legs & Eggs?

The average episode length on Legs & Eggs is 57 minutes.

How often are episodes of Legs & Eggs released?

Episodes of Legs & Eggs are typically released every 7 days, 2 hours.

When was the first episode of Legs & Eggs?

The first episode of Legs & Eggs was released on Jun 30, 2022.

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