
The Grand Game of the Goose (with Chris Gethard)
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05/28/21 • 62 min
Comedian and writer Chris Gethard has a vision for how he wants the world to be, and that vision is one where you never know what's going to happen next. For that reason, his record is a collection of truly bizarre audio-visual television moments that he's encountered over the course of his life. Wrestling, bizarre Spanish-language gameshows, and a whole lot of Mr. T, like probably to the point where the aliens will believe he is a deity—which he, of course, is.
Chris's Artifacts
- Drunk Ewoks on The Today Show (audio-visual)
- The footage of Mr. T on El Gran Juego de la Oca (audio-visual)
- Conan goes apple picking with Mr. T (audio-visual)
- The unforgettable debut of The Shockmaster (audio-visual)
- Malice at the Palace, a Pistons vs Pacers Fight 2004 (audio-visual)
Legacy viral videos mentioned in episode
- Grape lady falls!
- Gay Mount Everest
- Keep Fucking That Chicken by Ernie Anastos on Fox 5 WNYW
- Scare Tactics, Rat Monster
Follow Chris, and watch his new special Half My Life on June 1st, on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, Pluto TV, Peacock, Tubi, and more! But preferably Tubi, because, well, you know. Tubi.
Follow the show @keepingrecordspod
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Comedian and writer Chris Gethard has a vision for how he wants the world to be, and that vision is one where you never know what's going to happen next. For that reason, his record is a collection of truly bizarre audio-visual television moments that he's encountered over the course of his life. Wrestling, bizarre Spanish-language gameshows, and a whole lot of Mr. T, like probably to the point where the aliens will believe he is a deity—which he, of course, is.
Chris's Artifacts
- Drunk Ewoks on The Today Show (audio-visual)
- The footage of Mr. T on El Gran Juego de la Oca (audio-visual)
- Conan goes apple picking with Mr. T (audio-visual)
- The unforgettable debut of The Shockmaster (audio-visual)
- Malice at the Palace, a Pistons vs Pacers Fight 2004 (audio-visual)
Legacy viral videos mentioned in episode
- Grape lady falls!
- Gay Mount Everest
- Keep Fucking That Chicken by Ernie Anastos on Fox 5 WNYW
- Scare Tactics, Rat Monster
Follow Chris, and watch his new special Half My Life on June 1st, on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, Pluto TV, Peacock, Tubi, and more! But preferably Tubi, because, well, you know. Tubi.
Follow the show @keepingrecordspod
Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Taylor's Artifacts
- Wet wipes (human ephemera)
- The Real L-Word (audio-visual)
- Cute, trendy plants that are easy to take care of (biological sample)
- Taylor’s group chats (literature)
- A good nonstick pan (human tool)
Original Voyager Artifact
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E.R.'s Artifacts
- CrossFit (human behavior)
- Temptation Island (audio-visual)
- The WNBA "Wubble" Season (audio-visual)
- Books about cities (literature)
- Oysters (food)
- A text that says “I’m running five behind” when you are really 20 behind (human behavior)
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