Keeping Records

What begins as a meeting with beloved friend and comedian Meg Stalter immediately devolves into an episode of depravity and psychosis. Shelby leaves the recording, seemingly out of rage. Caleb exposes himself repeatedly. Meg says the c-word. Producer Mike becomes Producer Michael. Quite simply, it's insanity.

But, aside from all that madness, Meg's Golden Record is angelic in its innocence.

Meg's Golden Record:

• Girls, Season 3, Episode 7 "Beach House" (audio-visual)
• Knowledge of Dolly Parton's Existence (audio-visual)
• Laughing hysterically at a restaurant with friends (multisensory experience)
• The smell of poolside sunscreen and chlorine (multisensory experience)
• Realizing you have a crush on someone (multisensory experience)

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Gather in close, lil freaks - things get serious for a minute as Caleb and Shelby open up with you all about the family stuff they've had going on. Turns out, growing up sucks.

But the intimate moments don't stop there: we also learn a lot about Caleb's balls, guest Carly Kane lets it slip that she's a die-hard Eminem stan, and Shelby reveals the instability of her wifi connection by leaving and re-entering the chat, repeatedly.

Carly's Artifacts:

• When a Crush Puts Their Hand On Your Knee/Leg (Experience)
• Amy Winehouse Discography (Audio)
• All Types of Breads (Food)
• Smell of Gasoline (Smell)
• Random Public Dancing (Activity)

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Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, welcome back. We have perhaps never meant it to more??? Keeping Records is all the way back, with the new EJ and the old Shelby and all that record-making you love or hate or agree with or disagree with or tolerate. And could we have asked for a better first guest back than comedian/writer/podcaster-to-the-stars Jamie Loftus? No we could not.

Finally all together in the studio, the gang puzzled over some really important questions like: Should you get a pet snake? (No.) Should one have sex with their car? (Only if the car is cool/souped up.) Why is Australia scary but New Zealand not scary? (Unsure.) And other questions that are really worth considering!!!

Jamie's Artifacts

• Jamie's mom's 30th birthday video (Audio-visual)
• Lemony Snickett Books (Book Series)
• The Jinx (2015 Documentary Series)
• The Volcano Couple (Historical Figures)
• Going to the bathroom right before or after doing something significant and looking in the mirror and being like remember this!!!! (Feeling)
• The Court Scene From I, Tonya (Film Scene)
• The Hot Dog episode of How It's Made (Audio-visual)

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Caleb and Shelby welcome stand-up comedian Marcella Arguello into the Headgum family the only way they know how—by getting into a Dick Feud with her. TBQH it's mostly Shelby's feud, with Caleb instigating and causing chaos from the sidelines (as he does). And all this happens around building Marcella's Golden Record, which has iconic TV, iconic music, iconic GIFs, iconic nails, and iconic toddlers.

Marcella's Artifacts

• Rihanna GIF where she rolls up the car window (visual)
• Mariah Carey, Butterfly (audio)
• Seinfeld (audio-visual)
• A hug from a toddler who thinks you’re the coolest person on the planet (multisensory experience)
• Press-On nails (human ephemera)

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"I hope you never lose your sense of wonder,

You get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger,

May you never take one single breath for granted,

God forbid love ever leave you empty handed,

I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean,

Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens,

Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance,

And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance.

I hope you dance... I hope you dance...

I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance,

Never settle for the path of least resistance,

Livin' might mean takin' chances, but they're worth takin',

Lovin' might be a mistake, but it's worth makin',

Don't let some Hell bent heart leave you bitter,

When you come close to sellin' out reconsider,

Give the heavens above more than just a passing glance,

And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance.

I hope you dance... I hope you dance.

I hope you dance... I hope you dance.

(Time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along,

Tell me who wants to look back on their years

And wonder where those years have gone.)

I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean,

Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens,

Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance,

And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance.

Dance... I hope you dance.

I hope you dance... I hope you dance.

I hope you dance... I hope you dance.

(Time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along,

Tell me who wants to look back on their years

And wonder where those years have gone.)"

Anya's Picks

• The Library (Place)
• Napster (Technology)
• The Day on Twitter When Trump Got Covid (Shared Experience)

Casey's Picks

• A Planet Hollywood Restaurant (Restaurant)
• The Irish Goodbye (Gesture)
• The Thing (1982 Film)
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