Go Podcast, It‘s Your Birthday...We Got You Wheelchair Strippers

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10/13/21 • 67 min

4 Listeners

WE TURNED TWO! I know what you're thinking, we are pretty grown looking for the tender age of two. I promise you, we had to be older than two to get down the way we did for this episode. We celebrate in true Jabbo and The Teeb fashion...drunk...kinda. We decide to spend our b day exactly how we want. We drink and get all gushy, while still giving you the back and forth you still show up for. The drink flows as do the fresh ideas on how we should have spent our birthday! Maybe we should have grabbed some handicapable strippers? Anyways, listen to us, once again, abuse substances, and celebrate the two years of love you've shown us! Toss in Jabbo's dashed fantasy dreams, a random convo about cock lightsabers, our love for a few followers (shout outs abound), and our normal...whatever. We go a little long on this one, but trust me, it's well fuckin worth it. Come and get some!!!!!

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