Jabbo and the Teeb

The break is over thank Toaster! Jabbo and Teeb are back! Fresh off of a few ups and down, it's time for another back and forth with ol Teeby and I. (You know who this is.) I take Teeb to court on the show delays while we discuss his happiness, which is Georgia college football. Insert insults. We are back doing the shit that got you listening in the first place. Find out why I can't stop watching Shang-Chi and why I'm back to hating on Tom Cruise. Teeb gets his wish of not one, but TWO stories of my complete failures...all told with a flair. From the greatness of Meryl Streep, to what my gay variants would be called...toss in some deep fakes, mix in some comic book/Marvel banter, top it off with a Sriracha destroyed asshole, and you have JUST what you showed up for...Jabbo and The Teeb, with a side of bit of jazz hands. (Just letting, trust me)

What a random and delicious eopisode! They are back and holy balls does it feel good to hear them geek out again. Jabbo and Teeb. Head to Head. Toe to Toe. Cock to Cock! The boys are one another's door to their fantasy football league championship! While recording this episode, they were LITERALLY ending their fantasy games AGAINST ONE ANOTHER, to decide who makes it into the fantasy super bowl. Does THAT spill into this episode? Absolutely! Is Jabbo gonna get this belt? Is Teeb going to dangle his glory in Jabbo's face? Just a thick, uncut victory dragged across Jabbo's lips. Anyways, if that isn't enough, ol Teeby has watched the new Spidy flick..and for some reason, Jabbo hasn't. Oh well, they discuss it anyways...and The Batman....and more Batman...and a rant that the guys never really pull back in, but isn't that kinda why you've been with them for so long? They talk about the asshole Paul brothers and all the craziness that comes with that paycheck. Alot of shit talking. Alot of geeking. Pretty sure, some one mentions genitalia. It's up, so here we go, new Jabbo and the Teeb!

It's our first time in and we don't take it easy! Here we are...on Podbean...still Jabbo and still the Teeb. For the uninitiated, we dish on pop culture, politics, movies, tv, porn...just about everything, but in particular, mob shit. The Capone movie..Boardwalk Empire...in the way we can only do it!

WE TURNED TWO! I know what you're thinking, we are pretty grown looking for the tender age of two. I promise you, we had to be older than two to get down the way we did for this episode. We celebrate in true Jabbo and The Teeb fashion...drunk...kinda. We decide to spend our b day exactly how we want. We drink and get all gushy, while still giving you the back and forth you still show up for. The drink flows as do the fresh ideas on how we should have spent our birthday! Maybe we should have grabbed some handicapable strippers? Anyways, listen to us, once again, abuse substances, and celebrate the two years of love you've shown us! Toss in Jabbo's dashed fantasy dreams, a random convo about cock lightsabers, our love for a few followers (shout outs abound), and our normal...whatever. We go a little long on this one, but trust me, it's well fuckin worth it. Come and get some!!!!!

Look at us coming in just under the wire. We here at Jabbo and The Teeb believe in bringing you the fresh and the hot...and occasionally, the late. Forgive us. Please. We will send dick pics. Well, Teeb won't. He's more of a bean bag guy. This is Teeb's coming out party! No, no, no..calm down yall...he FINALLY gets his wish of seeing his Atlanta Braves bring home a title. We sit as a spry Teeb fills our ears with the inner joys of what it feels like to finally be a winner. (Jabbo is writing ALL of this) We make a quick run over the infamous Brady 600 ball, Teeb being all wet and shit over Georgia teams, and we relieve the greatest night ever. Listen man..like, what the fuck else ya got to do?