Part 2: Russian TV

This is always a powerful topic in the household. What to watch in Russia? So many options… let’s see… the badly dubbed movie, where all the men and women sound the same. Perhaps the dubbed episodes of FRIENDS, where Rachel sounds like a man, would take your fancy? The endless Russian comedy (oxymoron time) channel, or even the world’s longest reality show; Dom 2.
I’m not a fan of dubs. You don’t get the performance the actor is offering with dubbed audio. I even watched the original Girl with the Dragon Tattoo movies in its native form with subtitles.
In Russia, no subtitles. They dub it. You can sometimes hear the English track beneath the Russian audio. Feel free to scream now. Some cinemas offer English with Russian subs, but regular TV? Heh heh, no.
So… what’s on?

Dom 2: The world’s longest running reality show. A group of men and women are trapped in a giant house. Orginally they were supposed to be building a house (“dom” is Russian for “home”), but the house is finished, so now they just film these couples lazing about the pool when it’s not winter.
No joke. A house full of Russians yelling and bashing each other.
Watch one episode, I dare you. You will see women get physically assaulted, and a slap at the very least.
One character in particular was strangling his wife on this show. When they leave this house and ultimately divorce, there is not a defence lawyer in the world that will touch his case… not with 13 million witnesses, anyway.
I’m told it’s a posers show. The girls all show off their style and the men are buffed monsters. No matter how bad their personality (sometimes the dumber they are) the richer they will be when they leave the house.

Comedy Woman:Russians have lots of comedy on TV. A plethora of comedy, you might say. Strange that Russians are notorious for the stone/straight face demeanour that the West imagine.
I think I know why.
Majority of Russian comedy consists of yelling. Lots of yelling. The louder they shout, the more laughs they get.
This isn’t comedy.
One show in particular relies on the stage/sketch pieces. No improv, just rehearsed laughs and “gags” that they think people should laugh at. It’s a group of women led by a skinny bald man (a mad scientist’s assistant looking fellow) and it’s called Comedy Woman. I’m going to leave it there.

Morning Show:Speaking of mad scientists, everyone in Russia knows this lady; Elena Malysheva;
her experiments are, how can I put this, colourful (for me, THIS is comedy), trying to tell us things about our internal organs that just aren’t true at all. The best part is the crazy hypnotic eyes she tries to give the audience (Rasputin, anyone?).