RHONY S11Ep 13 - The Sonja Show

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06/02/19 • 44 min

Luann is rehearsing her Christmas Cabaret. How fabulous?! Sonja shows up unexpected, uninvited, and uninterrupted. Dorinda gets to host the iconic tree lighting that no one's ever heard of. She then threatens Luann with lawyers and Sonja threatens to go manic if she's called manic. The ladies head to Miami and stay in a place fit for "Scarface." Dorinda and Sonja get drunk within minutes of arriving and harass the staff, who clearly deserve more money. Bethenny tells Luann what everyone has been saying all along - life is not a cabaret, you can't tell everyone Sonja is on pills, and it's not right to make out with Sonja's guys. Sonja finally goes down without a fight. Literally.

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RHOBH S9Ep16 - Shalloween

The morning after Camille's wedding, the ladies are in Hawaii and meet up with the bride - and only the bride - for brunch. Conversation quickly turns to how crummy it was that LVP skipped the wedding. Two short hours later, the ladies realize, via a "People Magazine" article, that Camille is talking out of both sides of her mouth . Back in Beverly Hills, Kyle and Rinna get their yearly mammogram done. Thanks for the PSA, ladies! Everyone gets all slutty for Farrahween. Rinna wins best costume ever as Erika Jayne and refuses to break character. But she takes it over the top when she runs into Kim Richards and uses foul language to express Lisa Rinna's hurt over the bunny. Somehow we end with everyone getting along, but we are not expecting that to last long.

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