RHOBH S9Ep17 - Brandi Flambe

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06/09/19 • 52 min

We open with breaking news of three wildfires in California. The one in Malibu is threatening Camille's and Denise's homes. Rewind five days earlier to update us on some housewife drama. Erika and Lisa Rinna have lunch and bond over their Erika Jayne experiences. They also confirm everyone has beef with Camille. Dorit's company has a faux-to shoot, and we're pretty sure Jagger is modeling for free. Kyle plans a trip to Provence, and we are super jealous!! Harry and Lisa have a super awkward family dinner where their teenage daughters show attitudes all parents dread. Neither Harry or Lisa are claiming the children. The ladies meet up for lunch, where they talk about their upcoming trip to Provence and the beat down Camille will get. Speaking of Camille, why did she hire a 75 year old sick man to be her assistant? And then there's Brandi? Is she back to the Housewives now that Vanderpump is out? We welcome a new storyline, but are super anxious as well.

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RHONY S11Ep 13 - The Sonja Show

Luann is rehearsing her Christmas Cabaret. How fabulous?! Sonja shows up unexpected, uninvited, and uninterrupted. Dorinda gets to host the iconic tree lighting that no one's ever heard of. She then threatens Luann with lawyers and Sonja threatens to go manic if she's called manic. The ladies head to Miami and stay in a place fit for "Scarface." Dorinda and Sonja get drunk within minutes of arriving and harass the staff, who clearly deserve more money. Bethenny tells Luann what everyone has been saying all along - life is not a cabaret, you can't tell everyone Sonja is on pills, and it's not right to make out with Sonja's guys. Sonja finally goes down without a fight. Literally.

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RHONY S11Ep14 - You Schmooze, You Lose

"I'm going to knock you out!" just as soon as I get myself up off the floor. Sonja is okay after her drunken fall, but Bethenny calls the paramedics to double make sure. The next morning, after Luann screams for coffee, she gives herself more space from the ladies that "attacked her the night before'."
All the ladies agree that Luann is a narcissist, but she will 1. never be aware, B. never acknowledge, C. admit to it. After a morning lounging by the pool, the ladies head out for an afternoon of culture at Wynwood Walls. Ramona notifies the ladies at the last possible moment that she's ditching them for a bigger, better deal, but it's Ramona who misses out on being gifted thousands in signed art. The ladies get ready for the most boring, slow party that we can imagine. Although, it's nice to see Mario there. Is anyone else gagging at Ramona's flirting and the way Sonja slurps up fish?