Ep. 9 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Your Twin Flame Isn’t Your One True Love—Sorry!
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03/13/25 • 13 min
Twin Flames—real, fake, or just an excuse for chaos?
In this episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, we’re diving into the messy, misunderstood, and over-romanticized world of twin flames —the term alone makes me cringe. And it's not just thanks to that documentary (you know the one).
You’ve heard the myths:
🔥 “They’re your one true love.”
🔥 “You’re two halves of the same soul.”
🔥 “You must chase them through lifetimes in a cycle of pain and suffering.”
Yeah... no.
Let’s break down:
- What Twin Flames actually are (and what they aren’t)
- Red flags vs. real connection (because abuse ≠ destiny, folks)
- My own Twin Flame experience—parallel lives, wild synchronicities, and lessons I didn’t sign up for
- Why they always come back at the WORST possible time (seriously, the universe is an expert in trolling us)
If you’ve ever felt like the universe is using your love life as a punching bag, this one’s for you.
💫 Listen now and let’s retire the term “Twin Flame” once and for all! I vote for Soul Contract BuddiesTM who's with me?
✨ Want exclusive tarot readings, cosmic downloads, and deeper teachings? Join the pod on Patreon: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity
Your host, Erica, is a Quantum Healer, Intuitive Guide, and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a steady diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls, she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and cosmic patterns, Erica makes spiritual insight both accessible and hilarious.
Find us online: @hhguidetohumanity
Support the show: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity
Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫
Twin Flames—real, fake, or just an excuse for chaos?
In this episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, we’re diving into the messy, misunderstood, and over-romanticized world of twin flames —the term alone makes me cringe. And it's not just thanks to that documentary (you know the one).
You’ve heard the myths:
🔥 “They’re your one true love.”
🔥 “You’re two halves of the same soul.”
🔥 “You must chase them through lifetimes in a cycle of pain and suffering.”
Yeah... no.
Let’s break down:
- What Twin Flames actually are (and what they aren’t)
- Red flags vs. real connection (because abuse ≠ destiny, folks)
- My own Twin Flame experience—parallel lives, wild synchronicities, and lessons I didn’t sign up for
- Why they always come back at the WORST possible time (seriously, the universe is an expert in trolling us)
If you’ve ever felt like the universe is using your love life as a punching bag, this one’s for you.
💫 Listen now and let’s retire the term “Twin Flame” once and for all! I vote for Soul Contract BuddiesTM who's with me?
✨ Want exclusive tarot readings, cosmic downloads, and deeper teachings? Join the pod on Patreon: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity
Your host, Erica, is a Quantum Healer, Intuitive Guide, and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a steady diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls, she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and cosmic patterns, Erica makes spiritual insight both accessible and hilarious.
Find us online: @hhguidetohumanity
Support the show: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity
Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫
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In this episode, we’re cracking open the whole shame/masks/generational trauma can of worms, because why not go all in?
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The family secrets & buried shame that keep generational curses alive
Why sudden success can feel like a setup for disaster (looking at you, lottery winners & overnight celebrities)
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Millennials, Gen X, and Generation Jones, congrats! You won the Golden Ticket to breaking cycles (no refunds, sorry)
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Generational trauma doesn’t get to win. Not on our watch.
🎧 Listen now, and let’s talk about it
Your host, Erica, is a Quantum Healer, Intuitive Guide, and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a steady diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls, she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and cosmic patterns, Erica makes spiritual insight both accessible and hilarious.
Find us online: @hhguidetohumanity
Support the show: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity
Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫
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Xennials, we need to talk. Why does it feel like we’re permanently stuck between boomer resilience and millennial existential dread? Enter Chiron—the wounded healer in astrology—and its relentless mission to make sure we face our sh*t
In this episode, I break down:
✨ How Chiron creates deep emotional wounds that refuse to be ignored
⚡ Why Xennials have a special brand of "I hate being perceived" trauma
🌀 The illusion of healing through logic vs. actually feeling the feels
🔮 Practical steps to recognize, process, and finally move the hell on
Also: surprise, I accidentally psychoanalyze myself on air. 😅 Plus, an impromptu lesson in why self-promotion makes my soul squirm (thanks, Chiron in Taurus).
🔗 Want a deeper dive? I offer past life regressions & Akashic readings to help uncover hidden wounds. Check out my Patreon for more!
Until next time—peace, love, and a whole lotta self-awareness. 💫
Your host, Erica, is a Quantum Healer, Intuitive Guide, and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a steady diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls, she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and cosmic patterns, Erica makes spiritual insight both accessible and hilarious.
Find us online: @hhguidetohumanity
Support the show: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity
Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫
Hitchhiker's Guide to Humanity - Ep. 9 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Your Twin Flame Isn’t Your One True Love—Sorry!
Transcript
Hello, and welcome to Hitchhiker's Guide to Humanity. Today we're talking about twin flames. No, I don't want to talk about them. So now that I'm done with my beginning rant, I think there's a lot of misconceptions around Twin Flame because of that documentary where those nutjobs Tried to make people be twin flames. I just, it, it's real, but it isn't. So here's the thing that I've learned about the universe. It isn't binary. So isn't like one soul that breaks into two souls and those two soul
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