Ep. 3 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Now I Have to Have a Soul Purpose? Sure, Why Not Add to My Drama

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01/31/25 • 12 min

Hitchhiker's Guide to Humanity

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Apparently, the universe thinks I should bleed for you—metaphorically, of course.

In this episode, we get real about:

✨ What it means to “bleed on the page” and why vulnerability is part of my soul’s mission (lucky me).

✨ How spiritual awakening isn’t just “Aha, I’m enlightened now!”—it’s death, rebirth, and, often, existential whiplash.

✨ The Dark Night of the Soul—a.k.a. that time the universe dragged me through the mud and slapped a mental diagnosis on me

✨ Why losing a beloved furry family member, a job, or a relationship might just be the universe shoving you toward your soul purpose.

✨ And why, despite all of this, the human experience is still worth it—roller coasters, soulmates, and all.

So, if you’ve ever wondered WTF is my purpose and why does life keep kicking me in the teeth?, this episode is for you.

🎧 Listen now, and let’s start questioning everything!

Your host, Erica, is a Quantum Healer, Intuitive Guide, and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a steady diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls, she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and cosmic patterns, Erica makes spiritual insight both accessible and hilarious.

Find us online: @hhguidetohumanity

Support the show: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity

Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫

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Apparently, the universe thinks I should bleed for you—metaphorically, of course.

In this episode, we get real about:

✨ What it means to “bleed on the page” and why vulnerability is part of my soul’s mission (lucky me).

✨ How spiritual awakening isn’t just “Aha, I’m enlightened now!”—it’s death, rebirth, and, often, existential whiplash.

✨ The Dark Night of the Soul—a.k.a. that time the universe dragged me through the mud and slapped a mental diagnosis on me

✨ Why losing a beloved furry family member, a job, or a relationship might just be the universe shoving you toward your soul purpose.

✨ And why, despite all of this, the human experience is still worth it—roller coasters, soulmates, and all.

So, if you’ve ever wondered WTF is my purpose and why does life keep kicking me in the teeth?, this episode is for you.

🎧 Listen now, and let’s start questioning everything!

Find us online: @hhguidetohumanity

Support the show: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity

Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫

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Ep. 2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: I'm Sorry, Did You Say We Have Soul Contracts?

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Ah, soul contracts—because apparently, before we were born, our higher selves thought it would be hilarious to sign us up for this timeline.

In this episode, we’re diving into:

✨ WTF soul contracts actually are and why your higher self basically drafted your life’s script like a drunk screenwriter.

✨ Why heartbreak, karmic loops, and messy life lessons are all part of Earth School’s mandatory curriculum.

✨ How the universe loves a morbid merry-go-round—a.k.a. why you keep repeating the same damn patterns.

✨ The magic hidden inside all of us (spoiler: it’s there, even if your ego is currently gatekeeping it).

✨ And yes, we’re talking about love—not just as an emotion, but as the literal default setting of existence (cue groan, but trust me, it makes sense).

Also, I may or may not spend some time blowing sunshine up your ass, but hey—we could all use some of that right now. 🌞

So if you’ve ever wondered why certain people and situations keep showing up in your life like an unskippable ad, this episode is for you.

🎧 Listen now, and let’s start questioning everything!

Find us online: @hhguidetohumanity

Support the show: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity

Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫

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Ep. 4 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Wait. We Can Jump Timelines? Tell Me More Cause I Need Out of This One

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Ever wake up and feel like something is just... off? Like maybe your entire reality shifted overnight, and now you suddenly suck at making egg sandwiches?

Yeah, same.

In this episode, we’re diving into:

✨ Timeline jumps, quantum leaps, and why time is just a human construct we take way too seriously.

✨ How I knew I jumped timelines last night (hint: my body went full-on John Travolta in Pulp Fiction mode).

✨ What happens when you wake up in a new reality—confusion, weird energy, and apparently, an inability to cook breakfast.

✨ Why timeline jumping is actually a reward for doing deep spiritual work (yay, us!).

✨ How the world is shifting collectively—and why the chaos we’re seeing means the old systems are crumbling.

Also, somewhere in here, I try (and fail) to make an egg sandwich three times, realize I might be a selfish genie when given the chance to manifest, and come to terms with the fact that rest is actually productive.

If you’ve ever wondered WTF is happening to me?, Why does everything feel different?, or Can I jump to a timeline where my house cleans itself?, this episode is for you.

🎧 Listen now, and let’s start questioning everything!

Find us online: @hhguidetohumanity

Support the show: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity

Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫

Hitchhiker's Guide to Humanity - Ep. 3 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Now I Have to Have a Soul Purpose? Sure, Why Not Add to My Drama

Transcript

Hello and welcome to Hitchhiker's Guide for Humanity. I will be your guide on this cosmic adventure. Yes, it's me, Erica, Healer, Psychic and Channel four, the source. So I'm going to veer a little for today's episode because I was called to do so. Before I go too far, I want to give some content warnings. Loss of a pet, description of blood. Not gory or anything. You don't need to worry about that, but.
I got a message recently in a meditation that I was experiencing, and it was bleed for