Ep. 10 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Micro-gens, Macro-trauma: How Chiron Keeps Xennials in a Cosmic Headlock
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03/20/25 • 20 min
Xennials, we need to talk. Why does it feel like we’re permanently stuck between boomer resilience and millennial existential dread? Enter Chiron—the wounded healer in astrology—and its relentless mission to make sure we face our sh*t
In this episode, I break down:
✨ How Chiron creates deep emotional wounds that refuse to be ignored
⚡ Why Xennials have a special brand of "I hate being perceived" trauma
🌀 The illusion of healing through logic vs. actually feeling the feels
🔮 Practical steps to recognize, process, and finally move the hell on
Also: surprise, I accidentally psychoanalyze myself on air. 😅 Plus, an impromptu lesson in why self-promotion makes my soul squirm (thanks, Chiron in Taurus).
🔗 Want a deeper dive? I offer past life regressions & Akashic readings to help uncover hidden wounds. Check out my Patreon for more!
Until next time—peace, love, and a whole lotta self-awareness. 💫
Your host, Erica, is a Quantum Healer, Intuitive Guide, and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a steady diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls, she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and cosmic patterns, Erica makes spiritual insight both accessible and hilarious.
Find us online: @hhguidetohumanity
Support the show: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity
Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫
Xennials, we need to talk. Why does it feel like we’re permanently stuck between boomer resilience and millennial existential dread? Enter Chiron—the wounded healer in astrology—and its relentless mission to make sure we face our sh*t
In this episode, I break down:
✨ How Chiron creates deep emotional wounds that refuse to be ignored
⚡ Why Xennials have a special brand of "I hate being perceived" trauma
🌀 The illusion of healing through logic vs. actually feeling the feels
🔮 Practical steps to recognize, process, and finally move the hell on
Also: surprise, I accidentally psychoanalyze myself on air. 😅 Plus, an impromptu lesson in why self-promotion makes my soul squirm (thanks, Chiron in Taurus).
🔗 Want a deeper dive? I offer past life regressions & Akashic readings to help uncover hidden wounds. Check out my Patreon for more!
Until next time—peace, love, and a whole lotta self-awareness. 💫
Your host, Erica, is a Quantum Healer, Intuitive Guide, and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a steady diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls, she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and cosmic patterns, Erica makes spiritual insight both accessible and hilarious.
Find us online: @hhguidetohumanity
Support the show: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity
Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫
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Ep. 9 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Your Twin Flame Isn’t Your One True Love—Sorry!
Twin Flames—real, fake, or just an excuse for chaos?
In this episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, we’re diving into the messy, misunderstood, and over-romanticized world of twin flames —the term alone makes me cringe. And it's not just thanks to that documentary (you know the one).
You’ve heard the myths:
🔥 “They’re your one true love.”
🔥 “You’re two halves of the same soul.”
🔥 “You must chase them through lifetimes in a cycle of pain and suffering.”
Yeah... no.
Let’s break down:
- What Twin Flames actually are (and what they aren’t)
- Red flags vs. real connection (because abuse ≠ destiny, folks)
- My own Twin Flame experience—parallel lives, wild synchronicities, and lessons I didn’t sign up for
- Why they always come back at the WORST possible time (seriously, the universe is an expert in trolling us)
If you’ve ever felt like the universe is using your love life as a punching bag, this one’s for you.
💫 Listen now and let’s retire the term “Twin Flame” once and for all! I vote for Soul Contract BuddiesTM who's with me?
✨ Want exclusive tarot readings, cosmic downloads, and deeper teachings? Join the pod on Patreon: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity
Your host, Erica, is a Quantum Healer, Intuitive Guide, and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a steady diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls, she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and cosmic patterns, Erica makes spiritual insight both accessible and hilarious.
Find us online: @hhguidetohumanity
Support the show: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity
Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫
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Ep. 11 The Hitchhikers Guide to: Escaping the Binary Trap Without Breaking Your Brain
What if your black-and-white thinking is the thing standing between you and your spiritual growth?
In this episode, Erica peels back the layers of binary beliefs—those sneaky “either/or” patterns—that trap us in shame, fear, or self-sabotage loops. (Spoiler alert: life isn’t a game of two options. It’s a cosmic palette and you’ve been stuck in grayscale.)
✨ Highlights include:
• Why binaries (good/bad, stay/go, right/wrong) are the ego’s favorite weapon
• How emotional repression = ego mask = spiritual disconnection
• The real link between your thoughts, emotions, and divine choice
• A heartfelt shoutout to her mentor Cristina Aroche (and a spiritual graduation moment!)
👁️🗨️ Plus: tongue-twister fails, spontaneous revelations, and how one sentence—“It’s not about you, it’s about your purpose”—can change your life.
🛸 Whether you’re stuck in a loop or just tired of living on the edges of extremes, this episode hands you the third option: the power of the in-between.
🔑 Your reminder: You’re not here to be perfect. You’re here to evolve.
☕ Hit play, and let’s walk the gray.
Your host, Erica, is a Quantum Healer, Intuitive Guide, and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a steady diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls, she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and cosmic patterns, Erica makes spiritual insight both accessible and hilarious.
Find us online: @hhguidetohumanity
Support the show: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity
Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫
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