Ep. 1 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: What the F*** is Earth School and Why You Should Care
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01/21/25 • 15 min
Welcome to Earth School, where the lessons are tough, the syllabus is nonexistent, and, plot twist—there are no actual rules.
In this very first episode, I’m diving straight into the deep end:
✨ Why we’re here (spoiler: it’s not just for taxes and WiFi)
✨ What being a channel for the universe actually means (and why you can do it too)
✨ How Archangel Uriel may or may not have tricked me into reincarnating during this timeline
✨ The reason humanity slaps names on everything (spoiler: the spiritual realms don’t do labels)
✨ Why love isn’t an emotion—it’s just how existence works (cue existential crisis)
Also, I make a solid attempt to explain why you keep repeating the same damn life lessons and how to break out of that karmic loop once and for all.
If you’ve ever wondered What is Earth School, and why does it feel like I got dropped into an AP class I never signed up for?, this episode is for you.
🎧 Listen now, and let’s start questioning everything!
Your host, Erica, is a Quantum Healer, Intuitive Guide, and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a steady diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls, she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and cosmic patterns, Erica makes spiritual insight both accessible and hilarious.
Find us online: @hhguidetohumanity
Support the show: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity
Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫
Welcome to Earth School, where the lessons are tough, the syllabus is nonexistent, and, plot twist—there are no actual rules.
In this very first episode, I’m diving straight into the deep end:
✨ Why we’re here (spoiler: it’s not just for taxes and WiFi)
✨ What being a channel for the universe actually means (and why you can do it too)
✨ How Archangel Uriel may or may not have tricked me into reincarnating during this timeline
✨ The reason humanity slaps names on everything (spoiler: the spiritual realms don’t do labels)
✨ Why love isn’t an emotion—it’s just how existence works (cue existential crisis)
Also, I make a solid attempt to explain why you keep repeating the same damn life lessons and how to break out of that karmic loop once and for all.
If you’ve ever wondered What is Earth School, and why does it feel like I got dropped into an AP class I never signed up for?, this episode is for you.
🎧 Listen now, and let’s start questioning everything!
Your host, Erica, is a Quantum Healer, Intuitive Guide, and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a steady diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls, she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and cosmic patterns, Erica makes spiritual insight both accessible and hilarious.
Find us online: @hhguidetohumanity
Support the show: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity
Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫
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Ep. 2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: I'm Sorry, Did You Say We Have Soul Contracts?
Ah, soul contracts—because apparently, before we were born, our higher selves thought it would be hilarious to sign us up for this timeline.
In this episode, we’re diving into:
✨ WTF soul contracts actually are and why your higher self basically drafted your life’s script like a drunk screenwriter.
✨ Why heartbreak, karmic loops, and messy life lessons are all part of Earth School’s mandatory curriculum.
✨ How the universe loves a morbid merry-go-round—a.k.a. why you keep repeating the same damn patterns.
✨ The magic hidden inside all of us (spoiler: it’s there, even if your ego is currently gatekeeping it).
✨ And yes, we’re talking about love—not just as an emotion, but as the literal default setting of existence (cue groan, but trust me, it makes sense).
Also, I may or may not spend some time blowing sunshine up your ass, but hey—we could all use some of that right now. 🌞
So if you’ve ever wondered why certain people and situations keep showing up in your life like an unskippable ad, this episode is for you.
🎧 Listen now, and let’s start questioning everything!
Your host, Erica, is a Quantum Healer, Intuitive Guide, and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a steady diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls, she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and cosmic patterns, Erica makes spiritual insight both accessible and hilarious.
Find us online: @hhguidetohumanity
Support the show: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity
Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫
Hitchhiker's Guide to Humanity - Ep. 1 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: What the F*** is Earth School and Why You Should Care
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January 21, 2025
00:00:10 Welcome to The Hitchhiker's Guide to Humanity. My name is Erica. I will be your host. I am a spiritual healer and guide. I haven't been back to Earth for a thousand years, so that's fun. I decided to come back during this particular timeline, which let's just give a shout out to my higher self. Who thought this was a good idea? Thanks, Archangel Uriel. Okay, so you've come here because you have some type of interest in why we're here. What's the meaning of life? Ho
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