The Scuttlebutt Has It Otherwise

01/09/23 • 50 min

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Entertainment has rarely been distilled so purely. Listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and learn that the greatest podcast ever has just stepped up its game.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth report for duty and deliver the very best in comedy and original music straight from the town of Smileton.

Rock music's greatest living prophet and Smileton resident Lance Brock gives us the good news of rock in the latest LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK , your plucky hosts highlight some of the goings-on around town in the accurately named AROUND TOWN , and Miss Elizabeth delivers a Smileton newscast so compelling, your local news people are hanging their heads in shame. It's the SMILETON NEWS and you need to hear it if you want to run around calling yourself informed.

This, plus two catchy numbers from one of Smileton's top bands The Smile Syndicate ? Too juch of a good thing ? NO SUCH THING .

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:53 Lance Brock's Rock Talk

21:09 SONG – Banana Bus

23:31 Around Town

31:30 Smileton News

45:44 SONG – Rasputin

Jason and Miss Elizabeth report for duty and deliver the very best in comedy and original music straight from the town of Smileton.

This, plus two catchy numbers from one of Smileton's top bands The Smile Syndicate ? Too juch of a good thing ? NO SUCH THING .

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:53 Lance Brock's Rock Talk

21:09 SONG – Banana Bus

23:31 Around Town

31:30 Smileton News

45:44 SONG – Rasputin

Previous Episode

"Taut"? Did You Say "Taut"?

Isn't it weird how the best year ever just kicked off with the best podcast episode ever ? Listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON and learn that this was no accident .

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are your trusty guides through this labyrinth of comedy and original music , coming to you from the wondrous town of Smileton.

In today's episode, we'll get the latest from the mean streets of Smileton as Miss Elizabeth listens to the police scanner and brings us the greatest hits from the SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER .

Our hosts keep each other honest in this year's first edition of the NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE . Find out who triumphs over adversity and who thinks this really isn't such a big deal .

Add some songs by Smileton's hottest band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and other surprises and you'll find spending time in Smileton is the best way to launch into your new year.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

5:57 Smileton Police Blotter

15:50 Paid Advertisement – Park Place Spittoons

22:27 SONG – Dirt Bike

25:47 Pneumatic Tube – Another Plea From Jerry

31:47 New Year's Resolution Update

43:48 SONG – Rumpus Room

Next Episode

60 Minutes of Cookie Monster Telling You To Quit Smoking

Cast your ears on this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and learn what pure, smooth podcasting that goes down easy tastes like.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth report for duty and ably deliver that Smileton brand of comedy and original music with plucky gumption that will beguile your senses.

Whether we're listening to Miss Elizabeth give us the latest hilarious update on the wild and wacky world of death metal in a classic DEATH METAL UPDATE or Jason doing his best to correct his town's questionable behaviour , you'll find plenty to enjoy here. As an added bonus, we'll hear from the citizens of Smileton directly in a vintage, unpredictable and often baffling SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD .

Add a couple of catchy tunes by Smileton's hardest working band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've got the fixins for the most delicious podcast you've ever had. Get listening !

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:40 Death Metal Update (from January 10, 2022)

28:38 SONG – Granny's Gone A-Skinny Dippin'

32:44 Public Service Announcement (Flip Flops) / Smileton Community Message Board (from September 26, 2022)

51:11 SONG – Goldfinger