Hello, Smileton
Jason, Miss Elizabeth
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Fun-loving brothers shoot their lobster costume-wearing cousin from a catapult, but responding officers are late on the scene because tranq gun-packing monkeys are ransacking the food court. It's just Tuesday in Smileton, the funnest town you won't find on any map.
Listen to HELLO, SMILETON and fill your senses with comedy and original music. Our town is fun, silly and frequently surreal and this podcast is the best way to experience it, apart from actually living here. Get the latest news, hear from the citizenry, and be enthralled with stories from Smileton guaranteed to make you laugh or at least guffaw. It's a once-a-week turbo charge of food for your soul. Hear for yourself what you've been missing - a pretty freakin' good show, is what. Join us in Smileton today!
To learn more about Hello, Smileton, visit our website at hellosmileton.com. If you’d like to support the show, go to hellosmileton.locals.com, or patreon.com/hellosmileton. Show your love by purchasing some of our merch!
Hello, Smileton is performed by Jason and Elizabeth Medwid, and produced by Jason Medwid at Sounds Fine Studios. All rights reserved.
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It Sticks To Your Head Like Hulk Hogan
Hello, Smileton
11/14/22 • 44 min
5.0
A freight train of fun is headed for your earholes with this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from Smileton and bring you that heady mixture of comedy and music you've been craving.
Whether Jason is telling us about taking his buddy Lance to Fast Burger or complaining loudly about reading a PAID ADVERTISEMENT from one of his (many) Smileton nemeses, or Miss Elizabeth is pluckily reading from the pages in Smileton's past in THIS WEEK IN SMILETON HISTORY or giving us the lowdown and the info we need in SMILETON NEWS , a dangerously extreme level of fun is guaranteed.
Throw in a couple of songs by The Smile Syndicate and you've got all your basic entertainment food groups covered.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
4:08 Smileton Story – Encounter at Fast Burger
15:58 This Week In Smileton History
21:25 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise
25:38 Paid Advertisement – Rick "The Stick" Jeffries' Morning Zoo Menagerie Crew
30:28 Smileton News
40:57 SONG – Theme From The Smile Syndicate
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Hello, Smileton is COMING SOON!
Hello, Smileton
10/04/22 • 1 min
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you comedy and music from Smileton. Subscribe now!
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This Is Like A Tyrannical Macarooni Cult
Hello, Smileton
10/24/22 • 41 min
5.0
When's the last time you quivered and tingled with delight while you listened to a podcast? Last time you listened to HELLO, SMILETON? That's the right answer , friend!
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you that heady mixture of Funtime comedy and music straight from the heart of their town of Smileton and the happy outcome of all this is that your life gets BETTER.
Whether we're hearing from Smileton's rock god Lance Brock in the latest LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK , listening to Jason rant on about Smileton foodies or enjoying the off-kilter communiques sent in from our Smileton neighbours in the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD , the needle on your Enjoy-o-Meter is gonna be pinned. All that, plus catchy Smile Syndicate songs ?! That's a lot of entertainment!
Listen!
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already
Show Timestamps
2:50 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
18:57 SONG – Rogue And Rascal
21:07 Public Service Announcement – Foodies
25:48 Smileton Community Message Board
36:53 SONG – Dirt Bike
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A Secret Cabal of Rock Warriors
Hello, Smileton
10/10/22 • 49 min
Spend an hour with this show and feel a warming glow for the rest of the week. Big words or simple truth ? Listen to this episode and decide for yourself !
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from the heart of Smileton, podcasting capitol of the world and are eager to share the very best in comedy and music shenanigans with you.
Smileton's hot spots are highlighted in AROUND TOWN and Jason gives us an update about the bet between Smileton guitar store rivals Lance Brock and Mitch Winchell . The whole town's been buzzing and after this update, you will be , too.
A fine Smileton small business sponsors the show and we're happy to tell you all about them in PAID ADVERTISEMENT and to top it off, Miss Elizabeth brings us the happenings from the streets of Smileton in the most impactful and entertaining news broadcast you'll hear all week: the SMILETON NEWS !
Add two songs by Smileton's own band The Smile Syndicate and you've got the makings for a life-altering podcast episode .
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening is Just The Beginning.
Show Timestamps:
3:25 Around Town
12:13 Smileton Story – Lance vs. Mitch Bet Update
22:39 SONG – Banana Bus
25:28 Paid Advertisement – Jerry The Life Coach
31:29 Smileton News
44:54 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover
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I Pretend Barbershop Quartets Don't Even Exist
Hello, Smileton
11/07/22 • 53 min
Listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON feels even better than discovering 20 bucks in your pocket that you forgot about but here it is and where did you get 20 bucks from oh, right, you've been practicing your pickpocketing skills again.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you Funtime comedy and music served up in a tasty confection that blasts all other podcasts into the dustbin of history where they so richly belong.
A trip into the archives yields two gems: a classic installment of the DEATH METAL UPDATE wherein Miss Elizabeth updates us on all the Death Metal goings-on in and out of Smileton and an ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE that chills and thrills in its still-relevant predictions for the month ahead.
Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's own supergroup, THE SMILE SYNDICATE , and you've got the makings for pretty much the best podcast you'll listen to all week.
HELLO, SMILETON! If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
4:49 Death Metal Update (from episode 181 of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, Jan 11, 2021)
19:48 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin
24:22 Accuscope Horoscope (from episode 256 of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, Oct 4, 2021)
48:18 SONG – Goldfinger
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The Scuttlebutt Has It Otherwise
Hello, Smileton
01/09/23 • 50 min
Entertainment has rarely been distilled so purely. Listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and learn that the greatest podcast ever has just stepped up its game.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth report for duty and deliver the very best in comedy and original music straight from the town of Smileton.
Rock music's greatest living prophet and Smileton resident Lance Brock gives us the good news of rock in the latest LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK , your plucky hosts highlight some of the goings-on around town in the accurately named AROUND TOWN , and Miss Elizabeth delivers a Smileton newscast so compelling, your local news people are hanging their heads in shame. It's the SMILETON NEWS and you need to hear it if you want to run around calling yourself informed.
This, plus two catchy numbers from one of Smileton's top bands The Smile Syndicate ? Too juch of a good thing ? NO SUCH THING .
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:53 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
21:09 SONG – Banana Bus
23:31 Around Town
31:30 Smileton News
45:44 SONG – Rasputin
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No One Ever Said No To That Bird
Hello, Smileton
11/21/22 • 48 min
5.0
All aboard the joybus as we hit the highway in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON!
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are ready to hit ya with comedy and music confections so tasty, you'll clean out your cupboards and rely solely on this show for your ongoing sustenance.
Miss Elizabeth regales us with an update about Bird, a well-known parrot in Smileton (and Jason's sworn enemy ) and our happy podcasting pair gives us the latest rundown of Smileton hotspots in AROUND TOWN . Add to that Jason's clarion call to action in the latest PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT (wherein he firmly comes out against dinner theatre ) and the latest batch of messages from our neighbours in the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD , plus a couple of catchy songs by the Smile Syndicate and you've got the fixings for a pretty dynamite episode !
Podcasting never tasted so good .
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:54 Smileton Story: Bird's Photoshoot
13:08 Around Town
21:53 SONG – Zip It
25:09 Public Service Announcement – Dinner Theatre
32:31 Smileton Community Message Board
43:22 SONG – Turns Out It Was A Hoax
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If You Crave Novelty, Go Elsewhere
Hello, Smileton
11/28/22 • 53 min
Every minute of attention given to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, yields 27 minutes of what podcast pundits have termed "brain-bending bliss". Sounds like a good deal to me!
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you the latest from their dear town of Smileton. Colorful characters , improbable situations , catchy music – what else are you looking for?
Today, we'll hear the latest from Smileton rock god Lance Brock in a new LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK who rightly declares that the time to rock is NOW. A Paid Advertisement from a proud Smiletonian who generously offers us tips to snag ladies and Miss Elizabeth catching us up on what's been going on on some of her other podcasts in MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP rounds out the fun. That, and other surprises , that is!
Listen to the podcast the selfsame podcast pundits mentioned earlier have called "amusing to the nth degree ".
HELLO, SMILETON! If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
4:19 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
21:06 Pneumatic Tube
25:13 SONG – Dinosaur God
31:05 Paid Advertisement – How To Be A Ladies Man
37:19 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up
49:44 SONG – Let's Sing Jingle Bells
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Shut The Snooty Kayakers Down
Hello, Smileton
10/31/22 • 51 min
A world of wonder will begin pouring into your earholes once you hit play on this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you the comedy goods straight from the town of Smileton. Whether it's Miss Elizabeth flummoxing Jason with her tale of "rescuing" his rock-loving buddy Lance from the Smileton Catacombs, or it's our hosts keeping each other honest when it comes to keeping their New Year's resolutions , you can bet that hilarity and delightedness are gonna be the result!
Plus, catchy songs by Smileton's own power pop purveyors The Smile Syndicate ? That sounds like some kinda show !
HELLO, SMILETON! If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
4:59 Smileton Story – The Mystery Team Rescues Lance
22:34 SONG – Rasputin
27:55 Pneumatic Tube – Rick The Stick's Show Ideas
34:08 New Year's Resolution Update
46:51 SONG – Werenerd
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Ride Me All You Want, Buddy Boy
Hello, Smileton
03/20/23 • 41 min
If I told you listening to one podcast episode would change your life forever , would you believe me? While you mull over your answer, why not listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you comedy and original music straight from Smileton – the podcasting capital of the world. In this Very Special Episode , Jason lifts the lid off the hot house of artistic creation as he reveals the latest plans of his buddy Lance and the band he leads: LANCE BROCK'S GOIN' SNAKE.
We'll also hear about what's happening in the hippest hotspots in Smileton in AROUND TOWN and our hosts will keep each other honest with the latest edition of NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE . Add a PAID ADVERTISEMENT from a Smileton small business, and a couple of tracks from Smileton's hardest working band The Smile Syndicate , and you've got the makings for the best podcast episode you've heard all week!
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
1:51 Smileton Story – Lance Brock's School of Rock
15:23 Around Town
22:53 SONG – Dirt Bike
25:34 Paid Advertisement – The Ruby Room
30:40 New Year's Resolution Update
37:38 SONG – Zip It
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