Halfwits &amp; Failed Crits

The crew of the Paradise gains an unexpected ally, confronts an ancient enemy, and battles for the soul of a lost friend.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses.

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Children of the Spine Ep 29 - Offer Me Proof of Your Existence | A Stars Without Number Podcast

Halfwits & Failed Crits

02/27/23 • 162 min

The crew of the Paradise finds the Sarka Institute with the help of Tammy Hatt, their mechs, and some disguises. But first, they have to fix an office copier.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License.

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Children of the Spine - World Building | A Stars Without Number Podcast

Halfwits & Failed Crits

02/22/21 • 87 min

In this episode zero the Failed Crits Crew sits down and breathes some more life into the star sector. Jonathan reads a bit of history from the Stars Without Number rule book by Kevin Crawford, each player develops the lore of a planet, and finally we make the new player characters!
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Episode Music:
The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.

=== Anti-Fascist Promo ===

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Halfwits & Failed Crits Trailer

Halfwits & Failed Crits

01/01/20 • 1 min

Welcome to the table everyone!

I'm Jonathan, Narrator of Halfwits & Failed Crits, an actual play podcast where the real big bad evil is the players' absolutely cursed dice.

Join us as we build rich living worlds to stumble through, meet weird foes and even stranger allies, and display reckless disregard for anything that gets in the way of a great story.

Currently you can listen to our Adventure Averse Journalists in a cozy fantasy called The Parable Infused Tribune, played with PenultiMyth, a game of our own design.

Then dive into our back catalog to experience our award nominated Sci-fi Epic about destiny confused space kids in Children of the Spine, played with Stars Without Number.

You can find us by Searching for Halfwits & Failed Crits on your favorite podcast app, or at HalfwitPodcasts.com.
=== Links ===
Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ).
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=== CREDITS ===
Game Systems:
PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Theme Song:
The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro.
Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ).

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Children of the Spine Ep 27 - Suffering That Brings Us Together | A Stars Without Number Podcast

Halfwits & Failed Crits

01/16/23 • 90 min

The crew of the Paradise learn a bit about their stowaway Mother Dorya, send the crew of the Edda to the Speven Eleven to order a Spapple, and finally get some key info on how to confront Pythia.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License.

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Children of the Spine Ep 2 - Real Boats Rock | A Stars Without Number Podcast

Halfwits & Failed Crits

04/26/21 • 167 min

We rejoin the Children as they spend their usual morning in the dorm reading magazines, feeding amorphous wolf birds, hacking government websites, and figuring out how to obtain a gun. But their job from the other day isn't complete, and they set out on their first journey outside of Undarnott Campus! What mysterious world awaits where their package needs to be? Find out on Children of the Spine Episode 2 - Real Boats Rock!
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Episode Music:
The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
One with All - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Techno Dome - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
In the Restaurant - Komiku .
Lognar City - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Ominous - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.

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Children of the Spine Ep 33 - The Dark Between the Stars | A Stars Without Number Podcast

Halfwits & Failed Crits

06/19/23 • 116 min

The Paradise Fleet is lost in the great void of the sector with uncharted spike drill paths and questionable guides, as they search for the isolated AI Colony in hopes of recruiting new and hopefully powerful allies against the Terran.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses.

=== Anti-Fascist Promo ===

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Children of the Spine Ep 1 - All the Lights in the Sky are Stars | A Stars Without Number Podcast

Halfwits & Failed Crits

04/05/21 • 69 min

Astrid Folstad (Kiley), John Coal (Bobby), Kamala Magar (Laura), Mohan Wayuu (Luis), and Nadia Kadir (Mary), are five years older and have lived a comfortable life in the newly established dorms of the Undarnott Service Co. They wake up, hang out, eat food, go to work, and hang out just to repeat the cycle the next day. Some of the party members are getting tired of the daily grind and want to look into exploration grants from The Principality of Vitr in order to find their true homes again.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Episode Music:
The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
One with All - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Techno Dome - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.

=== Anti-Fascist Promo ===

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Children of the Spine Ep 28 - Society Doesn't Always Do What's Right | A Stars Without Number Podcast

Halfwits & Failed Crits

02/06/23 • 105 min