Guaranteed Adventures

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Welcome to Guaranteed Adventures, where the stories might change, but the Adventure is Guaranteed! We're just a bunch of friends diving into the world of tabletop role-playing games (TTRPGs). Our podcast is your ticket to countless adventures, from dungeons filled with dragons to superhero adventures. What makes us special? Well, first off, we're totally family-friendly and squeaky clean. We jump into a different TTRPG system every season and craft a whole new story so you can join in anytime! Whether you're a seasoned adventurer or a complete newbie to TTRPGs, we're here to make you feel right at home. So grab your sword and join our party! Your seat at the table is waiting! #GuAdventurePod

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S2E3 Mapleview - The Six-Year Reunion

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03/27/23 • 51 min

After leaving Marshview, the Apprentices turn around to ensure the town is safe from the Bandit Coalition. Jean and Bertram finally meet their nemesis, receiving a chance to complete a six-year-long mission. Otis meets an old acquaintance, and Quill does what he does best – sneaking around.

Credits

In this adventure, we are playing in the Dungeons and Dragons 5e system; in the Humblewood setting created and published by Hit Point Press

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Bertram Honksleaf (Lvl 5 Berserker Barbarian/1 Cleric; Stout Strig)

Seth Guthrie as Otis Sagraine (Lvl 6 Swashbuckler Rouge; Jerbeen)

Seth Kleinwort as Quill Greybell (Lvl 5 Gloomstalker Ranger/1 Rogue; Hedge)

Kyle Bateman as Jean O'Horton (Lvl 6 Vengeance Paladin; Pronghorn Cervan)

Maplewood Introduction “Wonderland” by RomanSenykMusic from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional music and Sound FX were created by many folks at www.freesound.org, “The Wizard” by nakaradaalexander, “The Gathering Dark by northwestempire, and Tabletop Audio

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S2E9 Maplewood - The Six-Year Disunion

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05/08/23 • 56 min

Having been threatened with burning, the apprentices must find a way to escape the fire while also stopping Frostrock and the bandits! This is another battle heavy episode, leading into our two-part finale!

Credits

In this adventure, we are playing in the Dungeons and Dragons 5e system; in the Humblewood setting created and published by Hit Point Press

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Bertram Honksleaf (Lvl 5 Berserker Barbarian/1 Cleric; Stout Strig)

Seth Guthrie as Otis Sagraine (Lvl 6 Swashbuckler Rouge; Jerbeen)

Seth Kleinwort as Quill Greybell (Lvl 5 Gloomstalker Ranger/1 Rogue; Hedge)

Kyle Bateman as Jean O'Horton (Lvl 6 Vengeance Paladin; Pronghorn Cervan)

Maplewood Introduction “Wonderland” by RomanSenykMusic from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional music and Sound FX were created by many folks at www.freesound.org, “The Wizard” by nakaradaalexander, Tabletop Audio, and Cory Alstad “But For Now Sleep” https://uppbeat.io/t/cory-alstad/but-for-now-sleep; License code: 0O4WJYYV698T8PET

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: www.guadventurepod.com

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S3E1 Tower of Lost Magic - Distraction!

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07/10/23 • 54 min

The World of Ralfor has been struck by a time when magic has disappeared. You’ve met the characters; now we see how they will meet each other! With the looming threat of an out-of-control Worm, they must band together and stop it from further terrorizing the town of Brightfalls.

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Email: [email protected]

Song Licenses

Music by Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay

https://uppbeat.io/t/denovaire/joyful-reunion

Music by Dream-Protocol from Pixabay

Music by mirkoboroni from Pixabay

Music by Onoychenkomusic from Pixabay

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S3E0 Tower of Lost Magic - Meet Chu

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06/26/23 • 39 min

Welcome to Season 3!

Our second character is played by Kyle! Meet Chu, a Human “wildboy” with a monkey named “Ah.” Listen in as Kyle describes Chu, and enters the Tournament!

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Email: [email protected]

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S3E6 Tower of Lost Magic - Endurance

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08/28/23 • 39 min

Ready to put your puzzle-solving skills to the test? In this episode, our intrepid heroes tackle a unique challenge within the Tower's mysterious walls – a trial that demands wit, strategy, and teamwork.

As they navigate through a room shrouded in smoke and illuminated columns, they face puzzles that hold the key to their progress. Can they decipher the riddles, unlock the secrets, and prove their mental prowess?

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Check out our Affiliate Links!

Headliner helps us make videos promoting the show – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvL

Uppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library! https://uppbeat.io/?referral=guaranteed-0bfdk

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Email: [email protected]

Song Licenses:

Music by Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay

Let the Mystery Unfold by geoffharvey from Pixabay

Dunes from Pixabay

Breathing Water (Solo Piano) by Cedric Vermue from Uppbeat

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[OneShot] A Christmas Wish - Part 2 (ft. Rhett from Stack O' Dice)

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12/25/23 • 58 min

Part 2 of our special holiday-themed TTRPG episode, 'A Christmas Wish', takes you on a thrilling adventure with a group of teens as they embark on a mission to deliver a Wish Dragon egg to the town mall! It's a fun and festive tabletop role-playing experience from Guaranteed Adventures!

Featuring Rhett Moeller from the "Stack O' Dice" Podcast - another family-friendly Dungeons and Dragons Podcast! Listen to the entire episode to hear some bloopers!

We use the "Roll for Shoes" ttrpg system for this one-shot.

Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM
Rhett Moeller as Ryan McReynolds (@StackODice)
Kyle Bateman as Sammie Bumblesnout
Nathan Kuipers as Blake McCallister
Seth Kleinwort as Jamie McCallister
Tim Gallegos as Hector Bumblesnout

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos.

Our Links:

Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠⁠
Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠⁠

Music Credits The theme song was “Christmas in the Village” by Geoff Harvey from ⁠⁠⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠⁠. Additional music from:

Joyful Christmas by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay
Once Upon A Merry Christmas by Leigh Robinson from Pixabay
March of the Snowmen by 17406877 from Pixabay
Jingle bells Rock - Energetic Positive Upbeat Happy Christmas Party by Dmitry Taras from Pixabay
Holiday Magic by Yurii Kushch from Pixabay
Joyful Snowman by Grand_Project from Pixabay
Christmas Holidays_Medium by Grand_Project from Pixabay
Fairytale Night by moodmode from Pixabay
Winter is Coming by William Roche from Pixabay
X-Mas Ambiance by Vincent from Pixabay
Rock N Christmas 80s by Grand_Project from Pixabay
Winter (No Wind)⁠ by Magnetic_Trailer from Pixabay

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S2E10 Maplewood - Finale Pt. 1

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05/15/23 • 37 min

After finally getting vengeance against Frostrock, Jean, Clover, Bertram, and Quill must stop the Summoning of the True Maple. Flashbacks of their past and the discovery of new skills will also be necessary, as this is a challenge none of them have experienced before. Join us for Part 1 of our Maplewood Finale!

Credits

In this adventure, we are playing in the Dungeons and Dragons 5e system; in the Humblewood setting created and published by Hit Point Press

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Bertram Honksleaf (Lvl 5 Berserker Barbarian/1 Cleric; Stout Strig)

Seth Guthrie as Otis Sagraine (Lvl 6 Swashbuckler Rouge; Jerbeen)

Seth Kleinwort as Quill Greybell (Lvl 5 Gloomstalker Ranger/1 Rogue; Hedge)

Kyle Bateman as Jean O'Horton (Lvl 6 Vengeance Paladin; Pronghorn Cervan)

Maplewood Introduction “Wonderland” by RomanSenykMusic from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional music and Sound FX were created by many folks at www.freesound.org, “The Wizard” by nakaradaalexander, Tabletop Audio

If you want to help us out, you can sign up for "UppBeat" and we will get a month free! https://uppbeat.io/?referral=guaranteed-0bfdk

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: www.guadventurepod.com

Song Licenses:

Cory Alstad “But For Now Sleep” https://uppbeat.io/t/cory-alstad/but-for-now-sleep; License code: 0O4WJYYV698T8PET

Pecan Pie “What We Became” https://uppbeat.io/t/pecan-pie/what-we-became License code: JCOQVBOVJNYMM9UH

Weary Pines “Open Season” https://uppbeat.io/t/weary-pines/open-season License code: PK8DBARMN6MZKUVL

Simon Folwar “The Lost Words” https://uppbeat.io/t/simon-folwar/the-lost-words License code: FRQDM93QWUTQXT2F

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S2E0 Maplewood - Introducing Maplewood

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03/06/23 • 8 min

Come hear a brief overview of the system, an introduction to our players and characters, and what type of world we will be playing!

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Bertram Honksleaf (Lvl 5 Berserker Barbarian/1 Cleric; Stout Strig)

Seth Guthrie as Otis Sagraine (Lvl 6 Swashbuckler Rouge; Jerbeen)

Seth Kleinwort as Quill Greybell (Lvl 5 Gloomstalker Ranger/1 Rogue; Hedge)

Kyle Bateman as Jean O'Horton (Lvl 6 Vengeance Paladin; Pronghorn Cervan)

This adventure will use Dungeons and Dragons 5e; in the Humblewood setting created and published by Hit Point Press.

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[OneShot] A Christmas Wish - Part 1 (ft. Rhett from Stack O' Dice)

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12/25/23 • 54 min

For our last adventure of 2023, we head back to Rattlestead, but in the 1990s! Follow a group of teens and an eight-year-old as they are given the mission to deliver a magical egg given to them by The Ginger Bread Man. Featuring Rhett Moeller from the "Stack O' Dice" Podcast - another family-friendly Dungeons and Dragons Podcast!

We use the "Roll for Shoes" ttrpg system for this one-shot.

Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM
Rhett Moeller as Ryan McReynolds (@StackODice)
Kyle Bateman as Sammie Bumblesnout
Nathan Kuipers as Blake McCallister
Seth Kleinwort as Jamie McCallister
Tim Gallegos as Hector Bumblesnout

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos.

Our Links:

Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠⁠
Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠⁠

Music Credits The theme song was “Christmas in the Village” by Geoff Harvey from ⁠⁠⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠⁠. Additional music from:

Joyful Christmas by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay
Once Upon A Merry Christmas by Leigh Robinson from Pixabay
March of the Snowmen by 17406877 from Pixabay
Jingle bells Rock - Energetic Positive Upbeat Happy Christmas Party by Dmitry Taras from Pixabay
Holiday Magic by Yurii Kushch from Pixabay
Joyful Snowman by Grand_Project from Pixabay
Christmas Holidays_Medium by Grand_Project from Pixabay
Fairytale Night by moodmode from Pixabay
Winter is Coming by William Roche from Pixabay
X-Mas Ambiance by Vincent from Pixabay
Rock N Christmas 80s by Grand_Project from Pixabay
Winter (No Wind)⁠ by Magnetic_Trailer from Pixabay

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S3E7 Tower of Lost Magic - A Garm and A Leg

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09/11/23 • 57 min

Last time, the champions had to prove their mental prowess – this time its time to prove their physical prowess! With a moving story from Irwin and a battle that tests everyone’s abilities. With this penultimate episode, we are very close to figuring out the purpose of the Tower of Lost Magic!

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Check out our Affiliate Links!

Headliner helps us make videos promoting the show – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvL

Uppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library!

https://uppbeat.io/?referral=guaranteed-0bfdk

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Email: [email protected]

Song Licenses:

Ethno Landscape by Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay

Bring Your Dreams to the Party by geoffharvey from Pixabay

Magic in the Air by geoffharvey from Pixabay

Echoes in the Keys by Dream-Protocol from Pixabay

Inspirational Moment by Onoychenkomusic from Pixabay

Joyful Reunion by denovaire from Uppbeat

Fairy Tale by The_Mountain from Pixabay

Mutamento by mirkoboroni from Pixabay

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Podcast Q&A

Why did you start this show?

We all loved playing ttrpgs and didn't have enough time to play everything - so we thought this would be a great way to force us to play! We wanted to explore how a family-friendly podcast could function in the actual play arena, and so Guaranteed Adventures was born!

What do you hope listeners gain from listening to your show?

We wanted to create content you could listen to with the whole family! We want this to be an easy listen and doesn't take too much of a commitment. We plan to keep our episodes to about an hour, and each season will have around 10 episodes!

Which episode should someone start with?

We would recommend S1E1 Rattlestead - Welcome to Rattlestead! Its from our first season, and has a great introduction into our style and podcast format.

Which have been your favourite episodes so far?

Probably the latter half of Rattlestead. We found our groove, and the group was meshing well! Some hilarious shenanigans.

Which episode are you most proud of?

We are currently trying something new with our second season: Maplewood. We are adding more music and ambient sound to immerse the listener gently. We don't want anything to distract you from the story, but this is our first time trying something like this!

What is your vision for your show?

To introduce a family-friendly actual play ttrpg podcast to folks of all ages. We want to showcase smaller ttrpgs, as well as play some of the bigger named ones to reach a broader audience.

What is your favourite other podcast that isn't yours?

Either Stack O' Dice, Tomes of the Chaos Bard, or Sneak Attack!

How did you come up with the name for your podcast?

We wanted something to show that we won't be telling the same story for a long time, but have multiple seasons and adventures. Knowing that the "stories might change, but adventures are guaranteed!"

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