Green Cows Don't Fly
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The Quester's Guide - Chapter 1. Out Back In The Car Park
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11/17/21 • 16 min
AI (Artificial Intelligence, that is) has delivered the goods and the stage is set. Meet Grandolf, a disgraced actor, now owner of the All Evil Arms pub. Having been forced to give up a career in Hollywood (he had an argument with Sylvester Stallone), Grandolf has settled in a remote UK village for a quiet life, but out back in the carpark is a rubbish container. A very strange rubbish container.
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The Quester's Guide - Chapter 2. Drunk In The Attic
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11/18/21 • 26 min
Drunk In The Attic
Exhausted from throwing dead Russians in his (talking) dumpster, Grandolf fetches a bottle of his homebrewed blackcurrant wine. But when he opens the bottle, he finds a mysterious device inside. Then something weird happens, actually, a whole load of weird stuff happens - you're just going to have to listen - and Grandolf is given the quest of a lifetime (the kind of quest a certain famous Hollywood actor might just be very envious of). Luckily, Grandolf has particular set of (useless) skills to help him succeed.And have you ever seen the face of someone famous in a cornflake? If you have and it was amazing, write to us at [email protected].
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The Quester's Guide - Chapter 11. Black Hole Sun Won’t You Come to The Interrogation?
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01/24/22 • 23 min
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Christmas Special 2021 - Christmas Crackers
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12/21/21 • 22 min
In this is standalone short story featuring Pub Landlord, Grandolf Smith, before he was chosen to save the world, we feature a heartwarming festive tale full of peace, joy and goodwill to all (yeah, right). Our A I has turned its hand to Christmas, but as usual seems not to have quite got the hang of it. All sorts of things happen in Tesco's car park but not many like this.
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The Quester's Guide - Chapter 4. Revelations and Apparitions.
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11/26/21 • 21 min
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The Quester's Guide - Chapter 25. The Last Bottle
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05/02/22 • 30 min
The end. It's the end. Of the story that is, not of the podcast. The podcast will go on. It's the conclusion of the story, and we find out who wins the world: Grandolf or Phlardarse. Is Earth safe? Will we live happily ever after? Or will we all soon speak Pharsical and bow to a chubby despot? Well, tune in to find out.
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The Quester's Guide - Chapter 6. Dragon Flight Into The Night Is Far From Alright
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12/10/21 • 18 min
Jon and B are back with another episode. In this chapter, Grandolf, Bob and Faybreeze are faced with certain disaster. The map dragons have been released. The map has been torn in two. Oh sheet. A torn map is a useless map. They can't save the world without an intact map. How are they going to fix that little problem? Just when they think they've sorted it, something really bad happens downstairs in the bar.
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The Quester's Guide - Chapter 5 The Mysterious Mystical Dragon Map
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12/03/21 • 23 min
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The Quester's Guide - Chapter 3. Saving Humanity
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11/19/21 • 27 min
Grandolf is back, and he hasn't got rid if his new friend, Bob the hologram, yet. Is Bob still drunk? For those listeners who like fantasy, we give you: an otherworldly king with a silly name, who wants to invade earth but is too fat to fit through the rift in the space-time continuum which has an equally ridiculous name. Oh, and there's a quest to save humanity. By the way, hologram Bob likes to sing karaoke. ABBA are his fave.
Are B and Jon being followed by Russian spies? Maybe. Tune in to find out. But they probably aren't.
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The Quester's Guide - Chapter 8. - Let's Get Ready to Rambo, sorry, I mean, Ramble, oh no. Damn it. I mean Rumble.
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01/03/22 • 23 min
A fight breaks out in the loft, but who is fighting who and why? And who will win? All that and a bit more will be revealed as we resume the story with chapter 8.
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How many episodes does Green Cows Don't Fly have?
Green Cows Don't Fly currently has 120 episodes available.
What topics does Green Cows Don't Fly cover?
The podcast is about Comedy and Podcasts.
What is the most popular episode on Green Cows Don't Fly?
The episode title 'The Quester's Guide - Chapter 1. Out Back In The Car Park' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Green Cows Don't Fly?
The average episode length on Green Cows Don't Fly is 22 minutes.
How often are episodes of Green Cows Don't Fly released?
Episodes of Green Cows Don't Fly are typically released every 7 days.
When was the first episode of Green Cows Don't Fly?
The first episode of Green Cows Don't Fly was released on Nov 2, 2021.
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