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Green Cows Don't Fly - The Quester's Guide - Chapter 1. Out Back In The Car Park

The Quester's Guide - Chapter 1. Out Back In The Car Park

11/17/21 • 16 min

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Green Cows Don't Fly

AI (Artificial Intelligence, that is) has delivered the goods and the stage is set. Meet Grandolf, a disgraced actor, now owner of the All Evil Arms pub. Having been forced to give up a career in Hollywood (he had an argument with Sylvester Stallone), Grandolf has settled in a remote UK village for a quiet life, but out back in the carpark is a rubbish container. A very strange rubbish container.

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AI (Artificial Intelligence, that is) has delivered the goods and the stage is set. Meet Grandolf, a disgraced actor, now owner of the All Evil Arms pub. Having been forced to give up a career in Hollywood (he had an argument with Sylvester Stallone), Grandolf has settled in a remote UK village for a quiet life, but out back in the carpark is a rubbish container. A very strange rubbish container.

Show Theme: https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG - Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka

Book Theme: https://bit.ly/3n2WzdT - xelementumign1s Pixabay

Art: https://pixabay.com/thejakesmith


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Quester's Guide - Trailer

The the stage is almost set. The cows have got all their ducks in a row, and Green Cows Don't Fly is about to be launched. Listen every Friday as two lazy writers present their new fantasy / crime noir mash-up novel written by Artificial Intelligence and read by out of work computerised voiceover aritste, Brian.

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Book Theme: https://bit.ly/3n2WzdT - xelementumign1s Pixabay

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The Quester's Guide - Chapter 2. Drunk In The Attic

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Drunk In The Attic

Exhausted from throwing dead Russians in his (talking) dumpster, Grandolf fetches a bottle of his homebrewed blackcurrant wine. But when he opens the bottle, he finds a mysterious device inside. Then something weird happens, actually, a whole load of weird stuff happens - you're just going to have to listen - and Grandolf is given the quest of a lifetime (the kind of quest a certain famous Hollywood actor might just be very envious of). Luckily, Grandolf has particular set of (useless) skills to help him succeed.And have you ever seen the face of someone famous in a cornflake? If you have and it was amazing, write to us at [email protected].

Show Theme: https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG - Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka

Book Theme: https://bit.ly/3n2WzdT - xelementumign1s Pixabay

Art: https://pixabay.com/thejakesmith


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