Ep. 82: Two Hot Cousins in an Unhealthy pH Balance

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04/26/22 • 44 min

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This week's episode is *suspenseful* y'all. What's in the tub? WHAT'S IN THE TUB?! Where's Alice's hair part going next?! And is Stonehenge a wheel? All this hot goss and more!!!

Other discussion topics may include:

What is a "nutty" flavor? Is it, ya know...dirty?

16-wheeled 18-wheelers

Full Moon Saloon: werewolf bar or gay bar?

The best ways to make mutant babies

Seriously, though, what DOES the fox say? Is it "Woot?"

This week's episode is *suspenseful* y'all. What's in the tub? WHAT'S IN THE TUB?! Where's Alice's hair part going next?! And is Stonehenge a wheel? All this hot goss and more!!!

Other discussion topics may include:

What is a "nutty" flavor? Is it, ya know...dirty?

16-wheeled 18-wheelers

Full Moon Saloon: werewolf bar or gay bar?

The best ways to make mutant babies

Seriously, though, what DOES the fox say? Is it "Woot?"

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