Ep. 5: Three Safe Words in a Bed of Nails Sandwich

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10/20/20 • 79 min

The dastardly duo contemplate getting matching tattoos after a series of unfortunate events: Doug regrets investing in artisanal beads; Alice pines after an unattainable hurdy-gurdist in Winnipeg; they welcome Josh Weiland to the poo’dcast but somehow don’t make any 3-way jokes.

There’s also legit information about the Extra Life gaming fundraiser to benefit Riley Hospital for Children. How about a tattoo commemorating 25 hours of non-stop gaming together. They’ll definitely...not want to remember that.

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Other discussion topics may include:

Pumpkin Addiction: The Unspoken Pandemic

A thorough examination of Deep V's

Places to find beef, including perceptive listeners

The apparently difficult art of sandwich making

Anne and Lisa: A Tale of Two Franks

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Ep. 4: Two Cavernous Buttcracks in a Pant-Based Eatery

Alice has an existential crisis and considers a career change into the audiobook narration industry. Doug can’t remember when he last hugged someone, and it’s slowly murdering him. They finally learn what gluten is. This week’s episode gets real, y’all.

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A celebration of their millions of listeners*

The anal retentiveness and inventiveness of the elderly

Their first ever game, full of impressions, trivia, and one artificial orgasm

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Ep. 6: Two Hood Ornaments in a Hallmark Christmas Movie

Double, Double, Boil and Trouble! Doug accidentally drinks shower water during a boil advisory. Alice nearly burns her house down while boiling a pot of water to sanitize her menstrual cup. They’re clearly not ready to manage their own Home Depot. Or murder the Scottish king, usurp the throne, and get these bloodstains out by Halloween.

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Christmas themed horror movies. With snakes.

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Baader-Meinhof, penis stitches, and other phenomena

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