Ep. 47: Two Caramel Drizzles in an Astronaut Diaper

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08/24/21 • 53 min

Today is Strange Music Day, so Alice and Doug will take you on a magical musical journey through upbeat songs with sad lyrics, the best genres of music to fight depression and facilitate pooping, how to torture someone with silence, how to torture someone with a theremin, and how to truly be metal. Like Amelia Earhart, who totally assassinated Thomas Edison. That patent-pending turd.

Other discussion topics may include:

Martian tornadoes and how they're not quite as cool as they sound

"Hot tuna," "Loose Pipe," "Sticky Cookie," and other cute pet names for your darling

Two "My Girl" references, but only one that involves eating off where a dead person has been hanging out

More Gary Puckett & the Union Gap talk than 99% of the podcast episodes out there

A brand new candy is spontaneously invented, so please don't steal it, okay?

Other discussion topics may include:

Martian tornadoes and how they're not quite as cool as they sound

"Hot tuna," "Loose Pipe," "Sticky Cookie," and other cute pet names for your darling

Two "My Girl" references, but only one that involves eating off where a dead person has been hanging out

More Gary Puckett & the Union Gap talk than 99% of the podcast episodes out there

A brand new candy is spontaneously invented, so please don't steal it, okay?

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Unnecessary possessivizing and the shame immediately after

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