WWC x Gold Cup x Copa America finals preview "Alex Morgan knows the Orlando SWAT Team"

07/06/19 • 35 min

This wacky summer tournament schedule is about to come to a close, which means the Wankers wanted to give a preview episode ramping up for Sunday, July 7th. Listen in for all that spilled tea (2:55) between Phil Neville, Alex Morgan, and all the things he found disgraceful, enjoy some semi final recaps for the Women's World Cup (12:20), the Gold Cup (19:40), and Copa America (24:20) before Andrea and Steven give their finals day predictions. And as always, you've got subs if you need 'em.

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WWC 2019 x "I was a naysayer to Naeher, a 'Naehersayer' if you will, but she showed up big"

Blessed with a summer of tournaments, the Wankers have kept busy watching footy all day. It's the summer transfer window, so you know the rumors are rampant (1:35), but the main event for the FKWs is of course the Women's World Cup (6:20) where Andrea and Steven do a deep dive on last week's knockout round, including the much anticipated USWNT vs. France quarterfinal that had everyone collectively holding their breath. Out of obligation, Steven and Andrea cover the Gold Cup (22:25), in particular the USMNT's upcoming quarterfinal against Curaçao before they head to the most depressing Cup of the summer, the Copa America (25:55) and much to the wankers' chagrin, Colombia's elimination on penalties. They dabble in some MLS and NWSL updates before complaining about the heat and ultimately signing off until next week! Remember, you've got subs if you need 'em.

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07/10/19 - WWC Final x Danny Gilberg "Back to back World War and World Cup Champions"

We've got four stars on our shirt. The USWNT have done it again, and the Wankers have recruited Danny Gilberg, superfan of the women's game, and attendee of the semi finals and final in Lyon to talk more about the Lady Champions. As usual, tea is spilled, Griezmann won't go to practice, Nike won't stop making beautiful ads for female empowerment, and Andrea can't stop crying. The FKWs discuss the culmination of a wonderful Women's World Cup, as well as subsequent Ashlyn Harris Instagram stories that include powerful quotes like "I'm a white girl dancing on a bar and I hate it" to name a few. Contractually obligated to discuss it, Andrea, Danny and Steven bemoan the USMNT and their Gold Cup final loss to Mexico before moving on to Messi's gripes with Conmebol. It may feel like all hope is lost, but rest assured Wankers, there are fixtures to look forward to and Premier League resumes in just one month! And as always, you've got subs if you need 'em.