Finn the Dragon Boy

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10/09/19 • 41 min

A magic amulet has turned Finn the Human into a big scary dragon a la Eustace Scrubb in The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, but ain't nobody learnin a lesson about hubris THIS time! Let's ALL become dragons; Hell Yeah!

; 90's pop unlocking hidden areas of our brains; Spencer is limitless now; Gangs with flair, get weird with it!; Everyone has their own alien; Cats is just Hamtaro for adults; I can see a lion whenever I want; Nobody's feelin the love tonight; Characters rolled: Rincewind, Susan Strong, Kermit The Frog; Music used: Theme from Teen Wolf Too - The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss, Get Down - b4-4

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The Gospel According To Mario

Hi-i-I-I-i-i! Do you have a moment to hear about our Lord and Saviour Kirby? He came down from the stars to inhale our sins and wear them as fun hats. Chef Kawasaki has run out of wine, and only jars of his bath water are available! Can The Holy Kirby save the wedding, AND our immortal souls?? Forever and ever, Poyo Brrring-HA, Amen.

OUR VERY FIRST EPISODE WITH A GUEST!! Big thanks to our intern Kat, who totally crushed it, and taught us all about fancy sauce.

-Just call me Sailor Moon -Gettin inspired by Kevin Smith -the vewnaskewnaverse (I assume this is how it's spelled) -Are you a Randall or a Dante? -Follow your dreams RIGHT NOW -Punchin superstitions right in the face -only nineties kids remember Cicadas, the Jeepers Creepers of bugs -He jeeps, he creeps, he steals your eyeballs -McDonald's sauce hacks -Spencer shows off his impressive knowledge of Kirby character names

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Rumble in the Robo-Jungle

We got ourselves a rumble, boys. It's robots vs animals when the juvenile delinquents of Animal High School square off against the strongest toughs of Robo-Tech Technical Institute. Knuckles, Bugs Bunny, and Hello Kitty must defend their turf from those low-life metal-heads Bender, Tom Servo, and Bumblebee. Knuckles knows he can handle those punks, but will Hello Kitty's insatiable bloodlust push the bonds of loyalty to its breaking point?

Characters Rolled: Solid Snake, Knuckles the Echidna, Johnny Manziel

Einstein invented war; Portable air conditioners...fraud?; McDonalds at 1am is self-care; An air-conditioner for every man, woman, and child; Hamster-based energy systems; Who watches the watchman? This goat, here. He does; Playing house with Don Draper; Enjoying Batman on multiple levels; OG Steve Harrington fan rep; hashtag BBB Bring Back Barb (as a zombie); First-person writing style and Chekhov's butterfly knife