Fan Fiction Writer's Room

Some dirty, no-good, machine-gun-wielding... fellas... have developed a new weapon. If Solid Snake can ever manage to leave his box, he just might be able to save the world from this newest threat. This buff, sexy, pyramid-shaped threat (with great skin!).

Characters rolled: James West, Solid Snake, Alan Parish, Pyramid-head; The only thing that can stop a bad Super-Gun is a good Super-Gun; Sweet-ass airport fights; Hugo Weaving's sci-fi awards of excellence; A post Bart-kira world; Channing Tatum is every actor; Robert DeNiro or Al Pacino, the fun new drinking game; What is Gambit wearing; Mr. Smith's very excellent movie raps; The Jumanji hardware store right here in your hometown, for your convenience

A magic amulet has turned Finn the Human into a big scary dragon a la Eustace Scrubb in The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, but ain't nobody learnin a lesson about hubris THIS time! Let's ALL become dragons; Hell Yeah!

; 90's pop unlocking hidden areas of our brains; Spencer is limitless now; Gangs with flair, get weird with it!; Everyone has their own alien; Cats is just Hamtaro for adults; I can see a lion whenever I want; Nobody's feelin the love tonight; Characters rolled: Rincewind, Susan Strong, Kermit The Frog; Music used: Theme from Teen Wolf Too - The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss, Get Down - b4-4

Hi-i-I-I-i-i! Do you have a moment to hear about our Lord and Saviour Kirby? He came down from the stars to inhale our sins and wear them as fun hats. Chef Kawasaki has run out of wine, and only jars of his bath water are available! Can The Holy Kirby save the wedding, AND our immortal souls?? Forever and ever, Poyo Brrring-HA, Amen.

OUR VERY FIRST EPISODE WITH A GUEST!! Big thanks to our intern Kat, who totally crushed it, and taught us all about fancy sauce.

-Just call me Sailor Moon -Gettin inspired by Kevin Smith -the vewnaskewnaverse (I assume this is how it's spelled) -Are you a Randall or a Dante? -Follow your dreams RIGHT NOW -Punchin superstitions right in the face -only nineties kids remember Cicadas, the Jeepers Creepers of bugs -He jeeps, he creeps, he steals your eyeballs -McDonald's sauce hacks -Spencer shows off his impressive knowledge of Kirby character names

-Reading PDFs in The Matrix -Delve into the terrifying hellscape that is the Toy Story universe's immortal sense memory -Brands are alive and you should consider their feelings. My best friend Disney told me so! -Uncle Phil feelings -Will Smith's rappin' genie -Wanna make a cult with me?

Spencer has never played Kingdom Hearts and Liz has only played half of the first one. They are fascinated with the series and attempt to make their best guess at what it is about.
Then, Jigglypuff is kicked out of her house by Wigglytuff. She goes to live with her friend Elekid. Elekid's partner, Dedenne, becomes jealous of the time the two are spending together.

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The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too