Ep 8 - "Guese" Pulling G's, Head Shrinking, Redneck Training, and working at the Pentagram

05/30/21 • 93 min

Today we chat with "Guese", pronounced Juice, because, why not, be ridiculous in Marine Corps Aviation? He drags us through his horrifying experiences with the glorious "Spin-n-Puke" and his diet plan to keep food down while pulling G's.
Beetleguese, Beetleguese, Beetleguese. Don't say it...I said, don't say it.
After his head shrinking and a scorching at a comedy show, he went on to fly a super cool jet.
We cover water survival pro tips and how to conquer adversity.
"Adversity doesn't build character, it reveals character" - "Guese"
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Stiffy & Dirty
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Pentagon
USNA Naval Academy
parachute landing fall
VT10
VT4
Weapons System Officer (WSO)
VT86 Advance Flight Officer Training
Military Centrifuge (High G training)
T1 USAF/USMC training aircraft
T2 training aircraft
T39 training aircraft
VMFAT101 Marine Corps Training Squadron
Low Altitude Training (LAT tactics)
F/A18D
VMFA225
Shellback
CAOC
Marine Corps Bday
Al-Asad Airbase
F35
VMFA242
Rolls Royce
MCAS Iwakuni
John Boyd
CAS (Close Air Support)
OODA Loop
EM diagram
Sukhoi Performance Chart for tactics
ACM (Air Combat Maneuvering)
G-Force
F35 training simulator
Slide for Life
Military Water Survival Training
Lake Pontchartrain T34 mishap
Navy Water Survival training video

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Ep 7 - Marlon Woods, International Spy, Superhero, Army Intel dude, chats about Standards, Soup Sandwiches, and Things and Stuff with 3 letters

Ep 7 - We chat with international spy and fitness model, Marlon Woods. Marlon, a former Army Intel dude, takes us through his deep thoughts on Military Intelligence, who we should really be afraid of, The Great Hack, fitness, and finally things and stuff.
What ARE Things and Stuff and what does the military do to Things and Stuff? Marlon explains what gives him goosebumps, why he lives in Sydney, Australia and how he plans to work for the NSA.
We chat about letters, like CIA, NSA, FOB, SOF, SP0018, TIC, Humint, Psyops, RCSouth, and Strategery.
Find out what the weirdest thing Marlon was ever asked for, his daily routine, how he got to be a Les Mills Ambassador, what IS Les Mills, and his most nerve wracking moment in life.
We also chat about personal standards, coming to terms with our mortality, and embracing the suck.
thanks so much for listening!
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Stiffy and Dirty
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Show notes and links
Marlon Woods
CIA
NSA
82nd Airborne
RC IED
Sydney University
1984 (book)
Tribe (book)
Convoy
SIGINT (Signal Intelligence)
HUMINT (Human Intelligence)
PSYOPS (Psychological Intelligence)
Fort Jackson
NSA Georgia
TIC
SP0018
Les Mills (the person)
Les Mills (the company)
Body Pump
Body Combat

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Ep 9- McFly on airborne potty breaks, flying the Mirage 2000 and how to beat the Air Force in Grad School

In today's episode, we chat with McFly, a former S-3 Pilot and current nerd. He takes on a fun little journey through his Navy Career with literal pit stops for airborne potty breaks. Diapers anyone? He tells us about his time in TPS (Test Pilot School) and flying the Mirage 2000 in France.
Take a listen and get a giggle for your day!
Sorry that we missed our last drop date. Technology, am I right? Thanks so much for your patience! Shout out to our newest Dysfunctional Veteran Patreon: Plant Ministries.
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Stiffy & Dirty
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