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Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast

Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast

Clear Right Productions

Veterans host a humorous chat about veteran issues, war stories, history, and occasionally coffee and bourbon.
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Goodpods has curated a list of the 10 best Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast episodes, ranked by the number of listens and likes each episode have garnered from our listeners. If you are listening to Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast for the first time, there's no better place to start than with one of these standout episodes. If you are a fan of the show, vote for your favorite Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast episode by adding your comments to the episode page.

Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast - Episode 2 - Area 51, German Aliens, Space Force, and Bourbon
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03/08/21 • 57 min

Mar 7, 2021 - In today's episode, we chat with Little Bear, a retired Air Force Space Ranger. We hear about his adventures at Area 51, meeting little green men, flying space junk, running half marathons, Space Cadets, and his home made bar.**Stay Dysfunctional PeepsDirty & StiffyWe'd love to hear YOUR stories. Send your stories and thoughts or questions to ourEMAIL: [email protected] us support other Veterans in the Dallas area at ourPATREON PAGE: Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true
Follow us on INSTAGRAM: DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast ( https://www.instagram.com/dysfunctionalveteranspodcast/ )**********Meet our friends at:Old Line Spirits( http://www.oldlinespirits.com ) Borne Warrior Apparel ( https://bornewarriorapparel.com )Veterans Referring Veterans ( https://www.instagram.com/veteransreferringveterans/?hl=en )Our Calling Mission Dallas ( https://www.ourcalling.org/what-we-do/ )The Wells Report ( https://usaradio.com/show/the-wells-report/ )

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Episode 3In today's episode, we chat with Bug, a Wiley Southern Gem, who takes us on his epic career path from Enlisted Maintainer, to CO of his very own Squadron. We also give you our Pro Tip of the Day, honor an amazing veteran, get back to beards somehow, and most importantly, find out about E2C Hawkeye experimental tactics, that may, or may not be, true. Can an F/A-18 be converted into a Hawkeye platform? We find out in this episode.Keep it DysfunctionalStiffy, Dirty and Bug****************************We want to hear YOUR stories. If you're a dysfunctional Veteran, email us at [email protected] from our Patreon Page will be going to worthy Veteran causes in the Dallas, Texas area. To support the show and our local Veterans, please go to our patreon page right HERE ( https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true ).If you like spirits in the form of Whiskey, click HERE ( http://www.oldlinespirits.com )If you like awesome shirts, click HERE ( https://bornewarriorapparel.com )

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Ep 12 - Today we chat with Donna Hoffmeyer, a retired Air Force Nurse and author of a book that EVERY person who is transitioning from the military should read.
We chat with USS Cole trauma nurse, Donna Hoffmeyer about helping survivors of the USS Cole bombing in Yemen, on Oct 12, 2000.

She also talks to us about her amazing book "Warrior to Patriot Citizen" and learning to transition from military to the civilian world. And how to use your military 'soft and hard' skills to translate into the civilian world. Dealing with mental health

You can find her amazing book here.
You can read and subscribe to her blogs here and here
USS Cole bombing (DDG 67)
USS Cole honors fallen Sailors at 20th anniversary of bombing
Trauma Behavior and understanding it
Flight Nursing
Ramstein Air Base
Ship terminology
Saint Joseph's College of Maine
Linked In (how to get a job)
Indeed (search for jobs)
Resume Builder (FREEEEEEEEEEE)
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Other amazing links to support veterans:
ValhallaTea company : Use Code DVPODCAST for a 20% discount on your first purchase.
Til Valhalla Project
To support our podcast and other veterans in the local Dallas Area, please go to our Patreon page here

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Today we chat with "Guese", pronounced Juice, because, why not, be ridiculous in Marine Corps Aviation? He drags us through his horrifying experiences with the glorious "Spin-n-Puke" and his diet plan to keep food down while pulling G's.
Beetleguese, Beetleguese, Beetleguese. Don't say it...I said, don't say it.
After his head shrinking and a scorching at a comedy show, he went on to fly a super cool jet.
We cover water survival pro tips and how to conquer adversity.
"Adversity doesn't build character, it reveals character" - "Guese"
XOXO
Stiffy & Dirty
Email: [email protected]
Insta: DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast
Patreon
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Pentagon
USNA Naval Academy
parachute landing fall
VT10
VT4
Weapons System Officer (WSO)
VT86 Advance Flight Officer Training
Military Centrifuge (High G training)
T1 USAF/USMC training aircraft
T2 training aircraft
T39 training aircraft
VMFAT101 Marine Corps Training Squadron
Low Altitude Training (LAT tactics)
F/A18D
VMFA225
Shellback
CAOC
Marine Corps Bday
Al-Asad Airbase
F35
VMFA242
Rolls Royce
MCAS Iwakuni
John Boyd
CAS (Close Air Support)
OODA Loop
EM diagram
Sukhoi Performance Chart for tactics
ACM (Air Combat Maneuvering)
G-Force
F35 training simulator
Slide for Life
Military Water Survival Training
Lake Pontchartrain T34 mishap
Navy Water Survival training video

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Episode 5Stiffy and Dirty chat with former Blue Angel (2012-1015) Slot pilot, Nate Barton about flying with the Blues, "Rushing", how to stay fit like a Blue Angel, what rule Nate broke (and why he's just telling his story now), flying with hypoxia in Iraq, and the infamous "Sky Penis."
To support local Dallas area Veterans click this link: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true
Keep it DysfunctionalStiffy & Dirty*************************Show note links:Check out Nate here ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr4jszOuBe0 ) and here ( https://militaryhallofhonor.com/honoree-record.php?id=229603 )Nate's current squadron VAQ136 ( https://g.co/kgs/osaSif )Dirty & Nate's former squadron VAQ135 ( https://g.co/kgs/tYxqES )A4 Aircraft ( https://g.co/kgs/o8cAHF )T2 Aircraft ( https://g.co/kgs/PwQHwz )Infamous " Sky Penis ( https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2019/05/14/the-navys-probe-into-sky-penis/ ) " Navy TimesBourne Warrior Apparel ( https://bornewarriorapparel.com/ )Til Valhalla Project ApparelG-Suit ( http://www.oiresource.com/basics.htm )**We apologize for the spotty audio. Nate lives in a cave in Washington State.

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Ep 6 - We chat with Crank, a self-described "cool-kid of the super nerds", about literally EVERYTHING......he is an "employee" of Lockheed-Martin with Skunk Works; or is he? He tells us about a satellite that he built, in his college called The US Naval Academy. We find out what the government is doing with mustard. We fall down a small rabbit hole, called The Doolittle Raid, B25s and Pearl Harbor (the movie).
What did Stiffy see that night at Area 51? Crank is determined to explain NFO's. Do they exist? Are we the only "intelligent" life in the universe OR are we some other alien's play toy? Are there belligerent alien teenagers? We find out in this episode.
We munch on some tech for Air Races ...and learn about The Air Force "Martini Medal."
Question of the day: Why does Crank's jet smell like French fries?
We can't wait to hear from you
Dirty + Stiff
Hosts of the Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast
email: [email protected]
Patreon to support local Dallas veterans:
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true
Instagram: DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast
We support:
OurCalling Homeless Day Shelter
Borne Warrior Apparel
TilValhallaProject
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Skunkworks
US Naval Academy
Mustard seeds for fuel
USS Lexington
B25
XB15 bomber
Doolittle Raid actual footage
Tesla (the car for people that drive a lot)
EA-18G flies on the VR-1355 in Washington-ish
P38 (Stiffy + Crank's favorite airplane)
The Gorge Amphitheater (Washington State)
Tailhook 2021
Yak52
Deuce's Youtube channel flying our Yak52
Cricut machine
The Muff Inn and bar in Al-Udeid patches
StratCom
Djibouti, Africa
French Embassy in Djibouti
Canary Islands
Canary Islands botanical gardens
Carrier Ops
Carrier Launch from cockpit view
Show of Force
EA-6B and MAX aerial refueling

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Ep 7 - We chat with international spy and fitness model, Marlon Woods. Marlon, a former Army Intel dude, takes us through his deep thoughts on Military Intelligence, who we should really be afraid of, The Great Hack, fitness, and finally things and stuff.
What ARE Things and Stuff and what does the military do to Things and Stuff? Marlon explains what gives him goosebumps, why he lives in Sydney, Australia and how he plans to work for the NSA.
We chat about letters, like CIA, NSA, FOB, SOF, SP0018, TIC, Humint, Psyops, RCSouth, and Strategery.
Find out what the weirdest thing Marlon was ever asked for, his daily routine, how he got to be a Les Mills Ambassador, what IS Les Mills, and his most nerve wracking moment in life.
We also chat about personal standards, coming to terms with our mortality, and embracing the suck.
thanks so much for listening!
Keep it dysfunctional
Stiffy and Dirty
For questions and comments, email us [email protected]
Find us on Instagram: DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast
Donate because we are poor:
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true
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Show notes and links
Marlon Woods
CIA
NSA
82nd Airborne
RC IED
Sydney University
1984 (book)
Tribe (book)
Convoy
SIGINT (Signal Intelligence)
HUMINT (Human Intelligence)
PSYOPS (Psychological Intelligence)
Fort Jackson
NSA Georgia
TIC
SP0018
Les Mills (the person)
Les Mills (the company)
Body Pump
Body Combat

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Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast - Ep 13 - Pete the Killer Cat kicks in doors and sleeps in Iraqi beds
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11/07/21 • 81 min

In today's episode, we chat with Pete the Killer Cat. He's a former Marine Badass. That's a technical term. He explains how he carried armor, missiles, and a positive attitude to get through his days in Iraq in 2005.
Have a dysfunctional day
XOXO
Stiffy and Dirty
Email YOUR stories to: [email protected]
Click HERE for some amazing tea to calm your dysfunctional nerves.
Code DVPODCAST for 20% off your order.
Seriously it's delicious
**The opinions of Pete the Killer Cat do not necessarily match with The Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast or Clear Right Productions.
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Protein bars to send to a deployed service member HERE
**We are not sponsored or affiliated with COSTCO or this protein bar. We just like it.
Send your support boxes with amazing stuff to your deployed service member HERE
Pete's Command HERE
0351 MOS Marine Core Job NEWS
0351 MOS HERE
USMC Urban Warfare Training HERE
0351 MOS Kevlar Vest Awesomeness
Guantanamo Bay Detention Center HERE

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In today's episode, we chat with McFly, a former S-3 Pilot and current nerd. He takes on a fun little journey through his Navy Career with literal pit stops for airborne potty breaks. Diapers anyone? He tells us about his time in TPS (Test Pilot School) and flying the Mirage 2000 in France.
Take a listen and get a giggle for your day!
Sorry that we missed our last drop date. Technology, am I right? Thanks so much for your patience! Shout out to our newest Dysfunctional Veteran Patreon: Plant Ministries.
XOXO
Stiffy & Dirty
Email us with your stories: The [email protected]
Patreon Link HERE
Instagram: DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast
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People we love:
Valhalla Tea Company 20% discount for listeners HERE (Code DVPODCAST)
Til Valhalla Clothing HERE
Our Calling Homeless Day Shelter HERE
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Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast - Ep 15 - The guy that worked in the cubicle next to Edward Snowden
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12/19/21 • 75 min

Ep 15 - Today we chat with Jackson Plant, former Crypto dude, NSA superspy about the traitor, Edward Snowden, the gum on Satan's shoe.
May he rot in Russia.
We also go back in time to the Battle of the Philippine Sea "Turkey Shoot".
XOXO
Stiffy and Dirty
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For amazing Tea, go to www.valhallatea.com
Use code: DVPODCAST for your 20% discount.
Jackson Plant's Ministry HERE
NSA
Edward Snowden Traitor
Clearance Levels HERE
Texas Work Force TWC
SB2 Aircraft
USS Lexington
Battle of the Philippine Sea "Turkey Shoot"
Admiral Boorda HERE
Seaman to Admiral Program STA21

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How many episodes does Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast have?

Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast currently has 15 episodes available.

What topics does Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast cover?

The podcast is about Health & Fitness, Alcohol, Women, Aviation, Funny, Jets, Comedy, Fitness, Podcasts, Comedy Interviews and Military.

What is the most popular episode on Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast?

The episode title 'Ep 15 - The guy that worked in the cubicle next to Edward Snowden' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast?

The average episode length on Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast is 77 minutes.

How often are episodes of Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast released?

Episodes of Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast are typically released every 14 days, 23 hours.

When was the first episode of Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast?

The first episode of Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast was released on Mar 6, 2021.

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