Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast

Ep 6 - We chat with Crank, a self-described "cool-kid of the super nerds", about literally EVERYTHING......he is an "employee" of Lockheed-Martin with Skunk Works; or is he? He tells us about a satellite that he built, in his college called The US Naval Academy. We find out what the government is doing with mustard. We fall down a small rabbit hole, called The Doolittle Raid, B25s and Pearl Harbor (the movie).
What did Stiffy see that night at Area 51? Crank is determined to explain NFO's. Do they exist? Are we the only "intelligent" life in the universe OR are we some other alien's play toy? Are there belligerent alien teenagers? We find out in this episode.
We munch on some tech for Air Races ...and learn about The Air Force "Martini Medal."
Question of the day: Why does Crank's jet smell like French fries?
We can't wait to hear from you
Dirty + Stiff
Hosts of the Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast
email: [email protected]
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Links:
Skunkworks
US Naval Academy
Mustard seeds for fuel
USS Lexington
B25
XB15 bomber
Doolittle Raid actual footage
Tesla (the car for people that drive a lot)
EA-18G flies on the VR-1355 in Washington-ish
P38 (Stiffy + Crank's favorite airplane)
The Gorge Amphitheater (Washington State)
Tailhook 2021
Yak52
Deuce's Youtube channel flying our Yak52
Cricut machine
The Muff Inn and bar in Al-Udeid patches
StratCom
Djibouti, Africa
French Embassy in Djibouti
Canary Islands
Canary Islands botanical gardens
Carrier Ops
Carrier Launch from cockpit view
Show of Force
EA-6B and MAX aerial refueling

Episode 5Stiffy and Dirty chat with former Blue Angel (2012-1015) Slot pilot, Nate Barton about flying with the Blues, "Rushing", how to stay fit like a Blue Angel, what rule Nate broke (and why he's just telling his story now), flying with hypoxia in Iraq, and the infamous "Sky Penis."
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Keep it DysfunctionalStiffy & Dirty*************************Show note links:Check out Nate here ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr4jszOuBe0 ) and here ( https://militaryhallofhonor.com/honoree-record.php?id=229603 )Nate's current squadron VAQ136 ( https://g.co/kgs/osaSif )Dirty & Nate's former squadron VAQ135 ( https://g.co/kgs/tYxqES )A4 Aircraft ( https://g.co/kgs/o8cAHF )T2 Aircraft ( https://g.co/kgs/PwQHwz )Infamous " Sky Penis ( https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2019/05/14/the-navys-probe-into-sky-penis/ ) " Navy TimesBourne Warrior Apparel ( https://bornewarriorapparel.com/ )Til Valhalla Project ApparelG-Suit ( http://www.oiresource.com/basics.htm )**We apologize for the spotty audio. Nate lives in a cave in Washington State.

We chat with Rhobo, a former hippie, turned F/A-18 pilot, turned Osprey pilot, and how to successfully jump off the Golden Brick Road.Rhobo chats about the weird transition from being a Hornet pilot, FAC and finally transitioning to the Osprey.Also, we chat about the Navy & Marine Corps fitness tests and how they differ. Weird places the military gets their food. Is it actually food? Who really knows?Are there really Carrier Gangs? We find out on this episode.
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Keep it dysfunctionalStiffy & Dirty***********************USS O'Bannon ( https://g.co/kgs/SUPw6M ) factsV-22 Osprey ( https://g.co/kgs/f4QDJJ ) factsF/A 18 Hornet ( https://g.co/kgs/n4kYg8 ) factsCH-46 Sea Knight ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_Vertol_CH-46_Sea_Knight ) factsCH-53 Sea Stallion ( https://g.co/kgs/NqSU1b ) factsModern Marvels " 29 Palms ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x8TcPS-yTI ) " EpisodeUSMC Combat Fit Test ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYLwW_qWBLE ) EpisodeNaval Aviation Schools Command ( http://docshare01.docshare.tips/files/22698/226985214.pdf ) (API)F-18 North Island Mishap Article ( https://products.kitsapsun.com/archive/2005/08-05/61232_premier_navy_hornet_fighter_stun.html )Nimitz Class Aircraft Carrier ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Nimitz )

Ep 15 - Today we chat with Jackson Plant, former Crypto dude, NSA superspy about the traitor, Edward Snowden, the gum on Satan's shoe.
May he rot in Russia.
We also go back in time to the Battle of the Philippine Sea "Turkey Shoot".
XOXO
Stiffy and Dirty
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Jackson Plant's Ministry HERE
NSA
Edward Snowden Traitor
Clearance Levels HERE
Texas Work Force TWC
SB2 Aircraft
USS Lexington
Battle of the Philippine Sea "Turkey Shoot"
Admiral Boorda HERE
Seaman to Admiral Program STA21

Ep 7 - We chat with international spy and fitness model, Marlon Woods. Marlon, a former Army Intel dude, takes us through his deep thoughts on Military Intelligence, who we should really be afraid of, The Great Hack, fitness, and finally things and stuff.
What ARE Things and Stuff and what does the military do to Things and Stuff? Marlon explains what gives him goosebumps, why he lives in Sydney, Australia and how he plans to work for the NSA.
We chat about letters, like CIA, NSA, FOB, SOF, SP0018, TIC, Humint, Psyops, RCSouth, and Strategery.
Find out what the weirdest thing Marlon was ever asked for, his daily routine, how he got to be a Les Mills Ambassador, what IS Les Mills, and his most nerve wracking moment in life.
We also chat about personal standards, coming to terms with our mortality, and embracing the suck.
thanks so much for listening!
Keep it dysfunctional
Stiffy and Dirty
For questions and comments, email us [email protected]
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Show notes and links
Marlon Woods
CIA
NSA
82nd Airborne
RC IED
Sydney University
1984 (book)
Tribe (book)
Convoy
SIGINT (Signal Intelligence)
HUMINT (Human Intelligence)
PSYOPS (Psychological Intelligence)
Fort Jackson
NSA Georgia
TIC
SP0018
Les Mills (the person)
Les Mills (the company)
Body Pump
Body Combat