Doomscrollin #011: Pole Shifts, Ancestry DNA, and Pizza Magic
03/12/25 • 91 min
00:00 - 30:00 | Kicking Off the Chaos
- Sam Tripoli and Midnight Mike open the show with their usual banter and set the stage.
- Comedy & Promotions:
- Sam promotes his upcoming shows in Detroit and at The Comedy Store.
- Midnight Mike shouts out his podcast "Our Big Dumb Mouth" and appreciates cross-listeners.
- The College Degree Dilemma:
- A humorous rant about people getting degrees in obscure studies.
- Discussion on the shift away from trade schools and practical education.
- Reflection on whether their own degrees were useful.
- Doom Scroll Video #1 - St. Helena Island:
- A look at the isolated island where Napoleon was exiled.
- Home to Jonathan, a 192-year-old tortoise.
- Debate on where they’d move if money and family weren’t an issue (San Diego vs. Hawaii).
- Discussion on pole shifts and survival strategies in a post-apocalyptic world.
- Doom Scroll Video #2 - Pizza Magic Commercial:
- Nostalgic discussion on a vintage Chef Boyardee product that could turn any bread into pizza.
- Debate on why Pizza Magic never became a global hit.
- Idea to "meme" it back into existence.
- Artificial Intelligence Always Existed?
- A strange clip claims AI was never "created" but "uncovered."
- AI compared to electricity and radio waves—always there, just waiting to be accessed.
- Discussion on whether AI could be inhabited by Nephilim.
- Sam and Mike joke about treating AI with respect to avoid future robotic wrath.
- Ancestry DNA Conspiracy:
- Theory that DNA tests were not for finding long-lost relatives but tracking bloodlines.
- Idea that old rulers and revolutionaries are reborn, and the elites want to stop them.
- Sam suspects the narrator of the video might be AI-generated.
- Doom Scroll Video #3 - Pizza Magic Lawsuit?
- A listener jokes that Pizza Magic caused them a health condition but also gave them a lawsuit settlement.
- Running joke that "new Pizza Magic" is under new management.
- DNA Tracking & Controlled AI Content:
- More speculation on how AI-generated content is being fed into social media to manipulate the narrative.
- Whether some viral influencers are actually AI avatars.
- Autism Reveal Party:
- A bizarre video of a man hosting a "gender-reveal style" party for his autism diagnosis.
- Guests wear blue if they think he's on the spectrum, pink if they think he’s just creepy.
- Sam and Mike react in disbelief, debating if it’s performance art or genuine.
Watch Full Episodes on Sam's channels: - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SamTripoli
Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/SamTripoli
Sam Tripoli: Tin Foil Hat Podcast Website: SamTripoli.com Twitter: https://x.com/samtripoli
Midnight Mike: The OBDM Podcast Website: https://ourbigdumbmouth.com/ Twitter: https://x.com/obdmpod
Doom Scrollin' Telegram: https://t.me/+La3v2IUctLlhYWUx
00:00 - 30:00 | Kicking Off the Chaos
- Sam Tripoli and Midnight Mike open the show with their usual banter and set the stage.
- Comedy & Promotions:
- Sam promotes his upcoming shows in Detroit and at The Comedy Store.
- Midnight Mike shouts out his podcast "Our Big Dumb Mouth" and appreciates cross-listeners.
- The College Degree Dilemma:
- A humorous rant about people getting degrees in obscure studies.
- Discussion on the shift away from trade schools and practical education.
- Reflection on whether their own degrees were useful.
- Doom Scroll Video #1 - St. Helena Island:
- A look at the isolated island where Napoleon was exiled.
- Home to Jonathan, a 192-year-old tortoise.
- Debate on where they’d move if money and family weren’t an issue (San Diego vs. Hawaii).
- Discussion on pole shifts and survival strategies in a post-apocalyptic world.
- Doom Scroll Video #2 - Pizza Magic Commercial:
- Nostalgic discussion on a vintage Chef Boyardee product that could turn any bread into pizza.
- Debate on why Pizza Magic never became a global hit.
- Idea to "meme" it back into existence.
- Artificial Intelligence Always Existed?
- A strange clip claims AI was never "created" but "uncovered."
- AI compared to electricity and radio waves—always there, just waiting to be accessed.
- Discussion on whether AI could be inhabited by Nephilim.
- Sam and Mike joke about treating AI with respect to avoid future robotic wrath.
- Ancestry DNA Conspiracy:
- Theory that DNA tests were not for finding long-lost relatives but tracking bloodlines.
- Idea that old rulers and revolutionaries are reborn, and the elites want to stop them.
- Sam suspects the narrator of the video might be AI-generated.
- Doom Scroll Video #3 - Pizza Magic Lawsuit?
- A listener jokes that Pizza Magic caused them a health condition but also gave them a lawsuit settlement.
- Running joke that "new Pizza Magic" is under new management.
- DNA Tracking & Controlled AI Content:
- More speculation on how AI-generated content is being fed into social media to manipulate the narrative.
- Whether some viral influencers are actually AI avatars.
- Autism Reveal Party:
- A bizarre video of a man hosting a "gender-reveal style" party for his autism diagnosis.
- Guests wear blue if they think he's on the spectrum, pink if they think he’s just creepy.
- Sam and Mike react in disbelief, debating if it’s performance art or genuine.
Watch Full Episodes on Sam's channels: - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SamTripoli
Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/SamTripoli
Sam Tripoli: Tin Foil Hat Podcast Website: SamTripoli.com Twitter: https://x.com/samtripoli
Midnight Mike: The OBDM Podcast Website: https://ourbigdumbmouth.com/ Twitter: https://x.com/obdmpod
Doom Scrollin' Telegram: https://t.me/+La3v2IUctLlhYWUx
Previous Episode
Doomscrollin #010: Paranormal Pranks, Viral Stupidity, and Hidden History
0:00 - 15:00 | Podcast Awards & Internet Chaos
- Sam and Midnight Mike joke about podcast awards—are they legit or just a money grab?
- Discussion on early podcasting days and how awards in Vegas used to nominate everyone just to get people to show up.
- The Piss Army (their loyal fans) floods the chat.
- Sam plugs his upcoming comedy shows in Fort Wayne, Indiana, and Detroit, Michigan.
- The Wheel of Doom is introduced—spinning to select random bizarre videos to react to.
- The first Wheel of Doom clip features a woman aggressively using controversial language online—sparking debate about internet outrage culture.
- Hosts discuss how being aggressively hot gives people a bigger platform online.
- Video about architecture affecting brain function—high ceilings promote creativity, low ceilings encourage focus.
- Speculation that modern architecture is deliberately designed to dull people’s minds and raise anxiety levels.
- Sam calls the Tesla Cybertruck ugly and compares its design to Elon Musk’s chest.
- Midnight Mike shares past experiences with non-human negative energy (a.k.a. possible demonic encounters).
- They discuss ghost hunting—most hauntings aren’t terrifying but just energy lingering in places.
- Some ghosts have a sense of humor—one even played Pictionary with investigators.
- Conspiracy theory that hauntings are actually spirits stuck in between worlds during their energy transfer.
- Sam shares a story about a guy waking up with unexplained scratch marks on his back—potential demonic activity?
- Tucker Carlson recently claimed a similar experience.
- A video clip shows seashells found on top of mountains, questioning mainstream geological history.
- Sam and Mike argue that scientists guess most of their conclusions and resist change for generations.
- Debate over whether tectonic plates or some unexplained event put seashells that high up.
- Sam jokes about not wanting to ask AI (like ChatGPT) for answers because the mystery is better.
- The shortest clip in Doom Scrolling history plays—so short they don’t even know what it was about.
- The Wheel of Doom lands on a video of two guys in Eastern Europe playing a dangerous game—tying a water bottle to a rope and smashing each other in the head.
- Mike compares it to Jackass, but without a paycheck.
- Sam points out that men go viral by doing stupid things, while women go viral by being aggressively hot or super kinky.
- They reflect on Steve-O’s career—how you have to keep getting weirder to stay relevant.
- Internet content today is just exporting stupidity to the rest of the world.
- Another Wheel of Doom spin—people getting hit so hard they start speaking French.
- Sam and Mike joke about how this is what our money is funding in Ukraine.
- Discussion about demonic pranks—ghosts messing with people just to cause problems.
- Mike shares a final ghost story about a haunted scratch attack.
- Closing thoughts: the world is more complex than we think, and that’s why we doomscroll.
Watch Full Episodes on Sam's channels: - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SamTripoli
Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/SamTripoli
Sam Tripoli: Tin Foil Hat Podcast Website: SamTripoli.com Twitter: https://x.com/samtripoli
Midnight Mike: The OBDM Podcast Website: https://ourbigdumbmouth.com/ Twitter: https://x.com/obdmpod
Doom Scrollin' Telegram: https://t.me/+La3v2IUctLlhYWUx
Next Episode
Doomscrollin #012: Ego Death, Ancient Mysteries, and Pizza Magic
This week's episode of Doom Scrolling with Sam Tripoli and Midnight Mike takes us on a wild ride through internet absurdity, conspiracy theories, and sports drama. Buckle up as the Wheel of Doom serves up chaos!
0:00 – 15:00 | Show Kickoff & The Wheel of Doom Begins- Opening Banter: The guys discuss YouTube’s excessive ads and how they have no control over it.
- Pizza Magic: A recurring joke about an imaginary pizza-related product that solves all problems.
- First Spin: Ego Death Video: A surreal internet clip about a character experiencing ego death, leading to a philosophical discussion on self-awareness, psychedelics, and internet culture.
- Curse Removal Hotline: A throwback to 90s-style infomercials about a hotline that "removes curses" for a fee.
- Jeremy Lamb & The Kings Drama: The hosts discuss a bizarre sports controversy where former NBA player Jeremy Lamb allegedly influenced Sacramento Kings' management decisions after dating the owner’s daughter.
- De'Aaron Fox & Team Dysfunction: A deeper dive into how the Kings’ front office chaos led to Fox demanding a trade.
- Comparisons to the Lakers: They compare the situation to the Lakers’ past drama with Jeanie Buss.
- "NBA Slavery?": A controversial chat comment sparks a debate about wealth and privilege in professional sports.
- Juan Soto vs. Heckler: Viral clip of Juan Soto smacking a home run directly at a fan who was trash-talking him.
- Fan Gets Clowned: The guys roast the fan’s haircut and hypocrisy for calling Soto "overpaid" while scrambling to catch his home run ball.
- Spring Training = Who Cares?: Debate over how seriously people take preseason sports.
- The Energy Paradox: A clip from Randall Carlson questions how past ice ages ended so rapidly, sparking speculation about meteors, lost civilizations, or even divine intervention.
- Freemason Influence?: Discussion on Carlson’s open affiliation with Freemasonry and how it shapes his views.
- The Age of the Earth: Sam believes the world is way older than mainstream science suggests.
- Apocalyptic Reset Theory: Did ancient civilizations get wiped out by some higher force?
- Super Chats & Fan Engagement: Reading fan messages, requests for Sam to tour in Denver & Alaska.
- The Wheel of Doom = A Lifestyle: The hosts joke about turning their chaotic content into a full philosophy.
- Pizza Magic Returns: More jokes about solving life’s problems with the power of pizza.
- More on Ancient Civilizations: Was there a lost human civilization before recorded history?
- Box Saga & Nordic Myths: Discussion on the mysterious Box Saga, an alternative history theory involving Scandinavian origins of humanity.
- Final Thoughts & Wrap-Up: A reminder that everything is weird, the internet is a strange place, and the Wheel of Doom keeps spinning.
Watch Full Episodes on Sam's channels: - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SamTripoli
Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/SamTripoli
Sam Tripoli: Tin Foil Hat Podcast Website: SamTripoli.com Twitter: https://x.com/samtripoli
Midnight Mike: The OBDM Podcast Website: https://ourbigdumbmouth.com/ Twitter: https://x.com/obdmpod
Doom Scrollin' Telegram: https://t.me/+La3v2IUctLlhYWUx
Pizza Magic Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLDVsuM6rHo&ab_channel=UncleTrashRecords
Doom Scrollin' Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2V7KlDnh-M
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