Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 169 – Cherries Jubilee

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05/11/22 • 41 min

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Every body language expert in the body language-analyzing game is about to be really busy because Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will return to his homeland of England for his memaw, THE QUEEN’S, Platinum Jubilee, and we’re sure that won’t be awkward at all. From there, we get into Kim Cattrall talking about being done with playing Samantha Jones for the 9,745,883th time, and TV’s Sherlock Holmes, Benedict Cumberbatch, using his detective ears to try to figure out what the hell Ariana Grande is saying when she mumble sings.

Other stories we quickly cover include Dolly Parton getting inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame whether she likes it or not, the Virgin Atlantic flight that had to turn back because of a pilot whoopsie, Tropicana’s cereal that is meant to be eaten with orange juice, and Meghan McCain’s latest memoir selling a whopping 244 hard copies in its first week. We also answer a question from several listeners who are wondering why we haven’t covered the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial. Surprisingly our answer isn’t, “Because the trial has been very calm and foolery hasn’t been afoot at all during it.”

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Dlisted: The Podcast 168 – More Like “Shein Glamour”

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Because of that headline, you already know we’re going to get into this year’s Met Gala (theme: Gilded Glamour) including Kim Kardashian making Marilyn Monroe’s gown look like its tag says SHEIN. We also use our fashion expertise (read: none) to talk about the hits (not many) and misses (many) of the night. From there, we get into Olivia Wilde getting served custody papers by Ted Lasso in front of everyone, and Oprah not leaving her “house” (listen, a sprawling ass estate is a “house” to The Mighty O) for 322 at the beginning of the pandemic.

Other stories we quickly cover include an update on Adele’s Las Vegas residency, Drake selling expensive ass candles at Shoppers Drug Mart, Aqua’s Barbie Girl not being in the upcoming Barbie movie, and Reba McEntire saying that if you want to get a hold of Dolly Parton, you have to fax her. And anybody who remembers that Aretha Franklin/Dionne Warwick fax story, now knows that legends use faxes!

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 170 – What Would The Pope Say?!?

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God may be side-eyeing Jason Momoa today because Jason went against the rules of the Sistine Chapel by taking pictures in it. BLASPHEMY! He later apologized in a video of him taking a break from working out topless. So we get into that. This is also a Jason Momoa-heavy episode because we talk about him getting with Eiza Gonzalez. From there we talk about how the current poster couple for Doing The Most, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, could be married and expecting a baby (but probably not). And we talk about The Devil Eats Meat and Cheese starring Anna Wintour.

Other stories we cover include the audience member who had the audacity to try to check Patti LuPone after she checked them for not wearing a mask right, Prince William getting booed at a football match, Kelly Rowland’s X-rated tweet that she didn’t know was X-rated, Sarah Silverman admitting she shares a toothbrush with her man, and everyone probably Googling “coordinates for Christopher Meloni’s home gym window” after Christopher Meloni said he works out naked in his home gym and doesn’t block out the window.

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