Robert's Rules of Ordering
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12/16/24 • 18 min
Ever found yourself stuck in a restaurant with a menu thick enough to be a doorstop, only to be told your order needs to pass a vote? Welcome to Robert's Burgers, where our pursuit of a meal turned into a comedy of errors fit for the stage. This episode of Discount Storytime takes you along for the ride as my family and I embark on a quest for the best hamburger, only to be halted by a menu the size of a novella and a waiter who moonlights as a parliamentary procedure enthusiast.
Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
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Ever found yourself stuck in a restaurant with a menu thick enough to be a doorstop, only to be told your order needs to pass a vote? Welcome to Robert's Burgers, where our pursuit of a meal turned into a comedy of errors fit for the stage. This episode of Discount Storytime takes you along for the ride as my family and I embark on a quest for the best hamburger, only to be halted by a menu the size of a novella and a waiter who moonlights as a parliamentary procedure enthusiast.
Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
If this made you laugh, please consider leaving a tip at:
buymeacoffee.com/discountstorytime
My contact information:
email: mail@discountstorytime
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BlueSky: @discountstorytime
Or click the link in the show notes to send me a message!
Thanks!
Coffee
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"Corporate Optimism" by Dvir Silver from Pixabay
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Discount Storytime - Robert's Rules of Ordering
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This is Coffee McCann , and welcome to episode 32 of Discount Storytime . Literature's finest dumpster fire . This week's story is Robert's Rules of Ordering .
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