Discount Storytime
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Each week brings you a stand-alone humorous short story for grown-ups. Every story is handcrafted for your enjoyment. We take care to ensure engaging plots, rich character development, and intelligent dialogue are carefully edited out.
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Goodpods has curated a list of the 10 best Discount Storytime episodes, ranked by the number of listens and likes each episode have garnered from our listeners. If you are listening to Discount Storytime for the first time, there's no better place to start than with one of these standout episodes. If you are a fan of the show, vote for your favorite Discount Storytime episode by adding your comments to the episode page.
Adventure Picker
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10/07/24 • 32 min
This week's story is Adventure Picker. Our sponsor for today is "Wuthering Bottoms." - Enjoy!
Content Warning for profanity, violence, gore.
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Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Medieval Fantasy" by Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay
"Sad Walz-Calm Classical Piano Music" by Calvin Clavier from Pixabay
"Richard Strauss-Light Character Polka-REmix" by Trygve Larsen from Pixabay
Sound Effects from Pixabay
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The Whisper Dogs
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11/18/24 • 20 min
What if your basset hounds were keeping secrets that could shake your world? Join me as I unravel a day in the life of Doug, where his lovable companions, Cooper and Alice, might just be gossiping behind his back. From a mysterious encounter with his neighbor's pug to a disapproving bark over the phone, the suspense builds. Reflecting on how our actions echo through our lives, this tale will have you questioning the depth of your own pets' secret lives.
Our sponsor today is Bland O's Cereal, we make everything else taste better!
Tune in, because this episode promises a concoction of mystery, humor, and heartfelt messages that will brighten your day!
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Kids Cooking" by Anastasia Kir from Pixabay
"Martians on the Lawn" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay
Angry Dog Bark by by freesound_community from Pixabay
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Oswald Yedective (Yeti Detective)
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08/07/24 • 27 min
This week’s story is Oswald Yedective, Yeti Detective. Criminal Suspense and mystery on the ski slopes, now with Yeti! And today’s episode is sponsored by Alarm Buddy. Don’t oversleep, seriously.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode contains violence, profanity, alcohol use, and sexual content.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Acoustic Motivation” Music by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
“classical-music-eternal-serenade” by Tech Oasis from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay
This story was entered into the ReedsyPrompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt:Begin your story with a character crashing into something (or someone) while skiing.
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Awkward Moments Fairy
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08/07/24 • 18 min
This week’s story is Awkward Moments Fairy. And today’s episode is sponsored by Snapley’s Cookies. If it’s not Snapley’s, it’s just a cookie.
Content Warning: This episode contains dating violence, profanity, and alcohol use.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
IMPORTANT: This episode contains dating violence. If you or someone you know needs help and support The National Domestic Violence Hotline is a 24-hour confidential service for survivors, victims and those affected by domestic violence, intimate partner violence and relationship abuse. Advocates are available at 1-800-799-SAFE and through online chatting at www.TheHotline.org. All calls are free and confidential.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Detective” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Kids Cooking” Music by Oleggio Kyrylkoww from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay
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Future Proposals
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08/07/24 • 20 min
This week’s story is Future Proposals. Will young Prescott and Grace tie the knot? Only time(travel) will tell. Today’s episode is sponsored by Bin Imp – pilfer the friendly skies.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode contains profanity, smoking, and adult themes
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Catchy” by Oleksii Kaplunskyi from Pixabay
Camera Flash Sound Effect by Štefan Baša from Pixabay
Other sound effects from Pixabay
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Pilot - Lion and Mouse Redux
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08/07/24 • 9 min
Welcome to the first episode of "Discount Storytime" (Previously "Tales from the Scamverse)! This week’s story is the Lion and Mouse Redux. This unlikely pair will steal your heart, and by heart I mean credit cards. And today’s episode is sponsored by the Caveat Emptorium – the Scamverse’s largest shopping center.
Content Warning: This episode contains profanity.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Cute Creatures” Music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Energetic happy amp upbeat rock music” from Pixabay.
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
Sound Effects from Pixabay
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Rain of Blood
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08/07/24 • 23 min
This week’s story is Rain Of Blood – follow a hit man’s first day of retirement. And today’s episode is sponsored by St. Tetanus Medical Center – of all the things we spread, kindness is first.
Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence, gun shots, profanity, alcohol and tobacco use.
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Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Screaming Solitude” by by Vlad Krotov from Pixabay.
“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay
This story was entered into the Reedsy Prompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt: Create a title with our Title Generator, then write a story inspired by it.
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Family Dining
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08/07/24 • 35 min
This week’s story is Family Dining – Zeboop Richardson is planning the perfect first date with Pepper, and the Scamverse will have none of that. This episode also has a special public service announcement from Scam University.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode contains profanity and references to child trauma.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Night Walk in Paris” by Alban_Gogh from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay
"Send a text or Challenge Question Answer"
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Lunch With Glaxnor the Terrible
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08/07/24 • 24 min
This week’s story is the Lunch With Glaxnor the Terrible – He leads by example. And today’s episode is sponsored by Bin Imp – pilfer the friendly skies.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode contains violence and body horror.
Click above to send us a message, or email at [email protected]. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.
Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Catchy” by Oleksii Kaplunskyi from Pixabay
“8-bit game music” Music by u_4rz47emqxz from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay
This story was entered into the ReedsyPrompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt:Start your story with someone making a cup of tea — either for themself or for someone else.
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Grandpa Jeff's Letter
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12/30/24 • 20 min
In this episode of Discount Storytime, I, Coffee McCann, bring you a story straight from the eccentric mind of my grandpa Jeff. Join me for a tale packed with cultural references, bizarre situations, and a healthy dose of humor that promises to entertain and remind us all of the stories we inherit. So grab a coffee, settle in, and let's embark on an adventure that makes you appreciate the quirks of life and storytelling.
Our Small Business Shout Out this week is Beaverdale Books. Hear Jan tell us about this awesome little bookstore, and also all the exciting events coming up.
www.beaverdalebooks.com
facebook.com/BeaverdaleBooks
instagram: @beaverdalebooks
X: @beaverdalebooks
(515) 279-5400
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Corporate Optimism" by Dvir Silver from Pixabay
"Send a text or Challenge Question Answer"
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FAQ
How many episodes does Discount Storytime have?
Discount Storytime currently has 35 episodes available.
What topics does Discount Storytime cover?
The podcast is about Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Audio Drama, Satire, Funny, Humor, Comedy, Podcasts and Dark Humor.
What is the most popular episode on Discount Storytime?
The episode title 'Awkward Moments Fairy' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Discount Storytime?
The average episode length on Discount Storytime is 23 minutes.
How often are episodes of Discount Storytime released?
Episodes of Discount Storytime are typically released every 7 days.
When was the first episode of Discount Storytime?
The first episode of Discount Storytime was released on Aug 7, 2024.
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