Discount Storytime

Join me, Coffee McCann, as we read the long-lost final draft of the classic tale, discovered by our global team of lost literature explorers. Amidst humorous banter and heartwarming exchanges, follow Jack on his adventure up the beanstalk to a world filled with surprises and laughter.
Don't miss this captivating retelling that promises to entertain while leaving you pondering the true nature of our beloved fairy tale characters. Tune in for a story that not only makes you smile but also offers a thought-provoking take on a timeless narrative, or something.
Content Warning for gore and profanity.
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
Siren Song by Victory Day from Pixabay
"Kids Cooking" by Anastasia Kir from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay
Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Ever found yourself stuck in a restaurant with a menu thick enough to be a doorstop, only to be told your order needs to pass a vote? Welcome to Robert's Burgers, where our pursuit of a meal turned into a comedy of errors fit for the stage. This episode of Discount Storytime takes you along for the ride as my family and I embark on a quest for the best hamburger, only to be halted by a menu the size of a novella and a waiter who moonlights as a parliamentary procedure enthusiast.
Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

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This week’s story is Awkward Moments Fairy. And today’s episode is sponsored by Snapley’s Cookies. If it’s not Snapley’s, it’s just a cookie.
Content Warning: This episode contains dating violence, profanity, and alcohol use.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Detective” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Kids Cooking” Music by Oleggio Kyrylkoww from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

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This week’s story is Future Proposals. Will young Prescott and Grace tie the knot? Only time(travel) will tell. Today’s episode is sponsored by Bin Imp – pilfer the friendly skies.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode contains profanity, smoking, and adult themes
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Catchy” by Oleksii Kaplunskyi from Pixabay
Camera Flash Sound Effect by Štefan Baša from Pixabay
Other sound effects from Pixabay

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This week’s story is the Lunch With Glaxnor the Terrible – He leads by example. And today’s episode is sponsored by Bin Imp – pilfer the friendly skies.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode contains violence and body horror.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Catchy” by Oleksii Kaplunskyi from Pixabay
“8-bit game music” Music by u_4rz47emqxz from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay
This story was entered into the ReedsyPrompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt:Start your story with someone making a cup of tea — either for themself or for someone else.

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