Discount Storytime
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Each week brings you a stand-alone humorous short story for grown-ups. Every story is handcrafted for your enjoyment. We take care to ensure engaging plots, rich character development, and intelligent dialogue are carefully edited out.
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Goodpods has curated a list of the 10 best Discount Storytime episodes, ranked by the number of listens and likes each episode have garnered from our listeners. If you are listening to Discount Storytime for the first time, there's no better place to start than with one of these standout episodes. If you are a fan of the show, vote for your favorite Discount Storytime episode by adding your comments to the episode page.
Roddy Cat
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09/23/24 • 26 min
This week's story is Roddy: the cat next door. Our sponsor for today is Trubnell Meats Inc.
Content Warning for profanity and spoken violent threats.
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Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwafrom Pixabay
“Excuse Me Cat” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay
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Taco Meat Fountain
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08/07/24 • 13 min
This week’s story is the Taco Meat Fountain – the narrator means well, right? And today’s episode is sponsored by St. Tetanus Medical Center – of all the things we spread, kindness is first.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode contains profanity and projectile sounds.
Click above to send us a message, or email at [email protected]. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.
Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Be Happy” by Dana Music from Pixabay
Concrete mixer Sound Effect by Manuel Van den Fonteyne from Pixabay
Other Sound effects from Pixabay
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Starship Scam Likely: Edna
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08/19/24 • 28 min
Welcome to episode fifteen of Tales From the Scamverse! This week’s story is about the voyage of the Starship Scam Likely. And today’s episode is sponsored by Fried Mystery on a Stick
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode contains profanity, and reference to civilian bombings.
Click above to send us a message, or email at [email protected]. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.
Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Space Fanfare Star Trek Inspired” by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay
“Saturday Night Feeling – Disco Fox” by Julius H. from Pixabay
“Country on the Menu” by Charles Shomo from Pixabay
All Sound effects from Pixabay, including
Piano Logo Sound Effect by Peter Nesterouk from Pixabay
Camera Flash Sound Effect by Štefan Baša from Pixabay
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Cycop the Cyclops Cop/Handwashing Day
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11/04/24 • 22 min
Join us for an unpredictable ride in this episode of Discount Storytime, featuring "CyCop the Cyclops Cop" and the quirky tale of "Handwashing Day."
Detective Patel and Officer Cyclops find themselves tangled in a web of mystery and humor as they chase down a robber with a suspiciously similar appearance to Officer Cyclops.
In "Handwashing Day" a second grade class learns a new technique to know when they've washed their hands long enough.
Content Warning for profanity.
Music and Sound Effects:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Strange Detectives" by Noru from Pixabay
"Going Wacky" Music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay
Contact information:
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Youtube: @discountstorytime
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UPDATE: Podcast Name Change
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08/22/24 • 3 min
Hello listeners,
This podcast will be changing names from "Tales from the Scamverse." This name was based on the book of short stories (available on Amazon kindle) from which most of the first episode stories came from.
As the show has evolved, the concept of the "Scamverse" limits other stories I want to share with you. The podcast format will be the same. One story, same satrical and at times dark humor, and a message from our sponsor.
Our new name is "Discount Storytime", which has been tested with over 30 people, and every one of them yelled "Who the Hell are you?" and "Get out of my yard!" So I think it's a hit!
If you have questions, comments, or thoughts, please feel free to write to me by clicking on the link in the show notes. Also, an email address for "Discount Storytime" will be coming soon and I'll append it to this show note and future notes.
NOTE: The show email is now [email protected]
Thanks, and have a great day!
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Songs:
"Skiinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
Contact information:
email: mail@discountstorytime
Facebook: @discountstorytime
Youtube: @discountstorytime
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Movie Marvels and Garden Heaven
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11/11/24 • 21 min
Prepare yourself for a captivating journey through the realms of cinema and the afterlife in our latest episode of Discount Storytime. Join us with our extraordinary guest, Taggart Brumble, as he takes us on a nostalgic trip to the early 1900s with "All Things Movie." Experience the scandal of a silent film that once left audiences scandalized, complete with its original score for an authentic touch.
Then, we venture into the humorously twisted afterlife with "Garden Heaven," where Reed, our spirited protagonist, encounters an unexpected fate at the Pearly Gates. With budget constraints in heaven and hell, Reed is faced with his personal challenge: an eternity of gardening, his least favorite task in life. Guided by his host angel, Maya, Reed discovers the comedic quirks of his celestial surroundings. It's a story brimming with laughs and unexpected turns as we explore the lighter side of life's ultimate journey. Don't miss this amusing and nostalgic episode filled with intriguing stories and a unique take on the great beyond.
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Harp glissando wich chimes" by Shiden Beats Music from Pixabay
"Happy Gospel Choir and Piano" by Julius H. from Pixabay
"1900 Edison phonograph playing music" from Pixabay
"Showtime-Cabaret-Revue" by Julius H. from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay
Contact information:
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Facebook: @discountstorytime
Youtube: @discountstorytime
Tiktok: @discountstorytime
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Oswald Yedective (Yeti Detective)
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08/07/24 • 27 min
This week’s story is Oswald Yedective, Yeti Detective. Criminal Suspense and mystery on the ski slopes, now with Yeti! And today’s episode is sponsored by Alarm Buddy. Don’t oversleep, seriously.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode contains violence, profanity, alcohol use, and sexual content.
Click above to send us a message, or email at [email protected]. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.
Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Acoustic Motivation” Music by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
“classical-music-eternal-serenade” by Tech Oasis from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay
This story was entered into the ReedsyPrompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt:Begin your story with a character crashing into something (or someone) while skiing.
Contact information:
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Facebook: @discountstorytime
Youtube: @discountstorytime
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Awkward Moments Fairy
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08/07/24 • 18 min
This week’s story is Awkward Moments Fairy. And today’s episode is sponsored by Snapley’s Cookies. If it’s not Snapley’s, it’s just a cookie.
Content Warning: This episode contains dating violence, profanity, and alcohol use.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
IMPORTANT: This episode contains dating violence. If you or someone you know needs help and support The National Domestic Violence Hotline is a 24-hour confidential service for survivors, victims and those affected by domestic violence, intimate partner violence and relationship abuse. Advocates are available at 1-800-799-SAFE and through online chatting at www.TheHotline.org. All calls are free and confidential.
Click above to send us a message, or email at [email protected]. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.
Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Detective” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Kids Cooking” Music by Oleggio Kyrylkoww from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay
Contact information:
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Youtube: @discountstorytime
Tiktok: @discountstorytime
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Future Proposals
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08/07/24 • 20 min
This week’s story is Future Proposals. Will young Prescott and Grace tie the knot? Only time(travel) will tell. Today’s episode is sponsored by Bin Imp – pilfer the friendly skies.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode contains profanity, smoking, and adult themes
Click above to send us a message, or email at [email protected]. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.
Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Catchy” by Oleksii Kaplunskyi from Pixabay
Camera Flash Sound Effect by Štefan Baša from Pixabay
Other sound effects from Pixabay
Contact information:
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Facebook: @discountstorytime
Youtube: @discountstorytime
Tiktok: @discountstorytime
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Three Little Pigs: the Lost Epilogue
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08/26/24 • 27 min
This week's story is "Three Little Pigs: Lost Epilogue" - a houses made of straw, stick, bricks, and dark lies? Our sponsor for today is St. Tetanus Medical Center.
Content Warning: Violence, Body Horror, Gore, Dark Themes, Profanity, Guns.
Click above to send us a message, or email at [email protected]. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Dark Western" by by Yurii Kushch from Pixabay
"In the Saloon" by PianoAmor from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay
Contact information:
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Facebook: @discountstorytime
Youtube: @discountstorytime
Tiktok: @discountstorytime
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FAQ
How many episodes does Discount Storytime have?
Discount Storytime currently has 28 episodes available.
What topics does Discount Storytime cover?
The podcast is about Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Audio Drama, Satire, Funny, Humor, Comedy, Podcasts and Dark Humor.
What is the most popular episode on Discount Storytime?
The episode title 'Awkward Moments Fairy' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Discount Storytime?
The average episode length on Discount Storytime is 23 minutes.
How often are episodes of Discount Storytime released?
Episodes of Discount Storytime are typically released every 3 days, 14 hours.
When was the first episode of Discount Storytime?
The first episode of Discount Storytime was released on Aug 7, 2024.
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