Uncle Sam Wants YOU To Be Fertilized
04/25/25 • 44 min
Stars, stripes, fertility rates, and fails.
This week:
- We need babies! Now! Not in a weird way!
- Everyone is so mean to JK Rowling, a mean person
- Las Vegas is scary and the hills have eyes :(
Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
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Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.
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Stars, stripes, fertility rates, and fails.
This week:
- We need babies! Now! Not in a weird way!
- Everyone is so mean to JK Rowling, a mean person
- Las Vegas is scary and the hills have eyes :(
Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3
And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.
Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.
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Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3
And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.
Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.
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