Daily Fail

Just keep failing.

This week:

• Meghan Markle and Ellen DeGeneres are besties and Meghan also will never go abroad but maybe Harry will
• Diddy’s Christmas menu is also really depressing (it’s not)
• Do you hate yourself? Have you considered eating two tablespoons of chia and flax goo before bed about it?

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We might just need to rename ourselves the Daily Frail because of all the frail masculinity around here.

This week:

• Men who interrupt women are the real victims, actually
• Brady Bunch cast member is oppressed because network dislikes her homophobia and friendships with insurrectionists
• Meghan Markle is a mass shooter??? (no, she’s not)

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And no, the tabloids don’t care that it’s a funeral.

This week:

• Systemic sexual abuse by Church of England leaders is exactly like being friends with Harry and Meghan
• Funeral ‘fit checks in the worst and most disrespectful way
• Commencing the sandwich wars

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Fail to the king.

This week:

• An absolutely grisly account of Gene Hackman’s home, like 20 minutes after his death was announced
• Elon Musk is just a little guy who can’t help but impregnate people he meets online
• Honestly, we pray that Nostradamus was right

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We’re in a perpetual state of “disappointed, but not surprised.”

This week:

• A very sad situation punctuated with a very weird TripAdvisor review
• The city of Coachella stranded Trump supporters in the desert (they didn’t)
• WOKE SCIENTISTS fear CHILDREN MIGHT LEARN FROM BOOKS

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