Daily Fail

EVERYTHING IS GREAT RIGHT NOW GUYS

This week:

• The Trump-Musk Simon-Garfunkel continuum
• America’s Mayor needs your financial support : (
• Penis injuries, because why not

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And shame on the 14 year olds online. Nobody else.

This week:

• A writer shames everyone calling the UnitedHealthcare shooter hot, while calling him hot
• Prince Andrew’s friend and trusted colleague is actually quite possibly a Chinese spy
• Meghan and Harry owe us all an invasion of their children’s privacy.

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You, too, can pass off unhinged and monstrous behavior as a lifestyle. Please don’t, though.

This week:

• Racist conspiracies about Haitian immigrants eating pets are believed, but not by as many people as the Fail thinks
• Dave Grohl’s infidelity was actually caused by his wife’s tennis coach
• Diddy’s lawyer insists it’s “just a lifestyle,” and she’s glamorous so must be believed.

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Just keep failing.

This week:

• Meghan Markle and Ellen DeGeneres are besties and Meghan also will never go abroad but maybe Harry will
• Diddy’s Christmas menu is also really depressing (it’s not)
• Do you hate yourself? Have you considered eating two tablespoons of chia and flax goo before bed about it?

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We might just need to rename ourselves the Daily Frail because of all the frail masculinity around here.

This week:

• Men who interrupt women are the real victims, actually
• Brady Bunch cast member is oppressed because network dislikes her homophobia and friendships with insurrectionists
• Meghan Markle is a mass shooter??? (no, she’s not)

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