
Meghan Markle Worships At The Altar Of Ellen DeGeneres, Maybe?
12/06/24 • 49 min
Just keep failing.
This week:
- Meghan Markle and Ellen DeGeneres are besties and Meghan also will never go abroad but maybe Harry will
- Diddy’s Christmas menu is also really depressing (it’s not)
- Do you hate yourself? Have you considered eating two tablespoons of chia and flax goo before bed about it?
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Just keep failing.
This week:
- Meghan Markle and Ellen DeGeneres are besties and Meghan also will never go abroad but maybe Harry will
- Diddy’s Christmas menu is also really depressing (it’s not)
- Do you hate yourself? Have you considered eating two tablespoons of chia and flax goo before bed about it?
Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3
And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.
Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3
And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.
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And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.
Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.
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