Your Confessions… “I had to break up with my boyfriend because he was obsessed with Mary J. Blige”

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09/07/23 • 10 min

Is this the most jaw-dropping, police calling, maddest confession ever...?

It’s listener confession time and this week’s cousin found herself with a man obsessed with Mary J. Blige to a truly sickening extent and Sarel wants to see to see his arrest warrant within a day of this episodes release!

We’d love an update for this one...

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Is this the most jaw-dropping, police calling, maddest confession ever...?

We’d love an update for this one...

Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod

If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previous Episode

“You didn’t come out your mum’s pum pum with an NI number”

Recorded the morning after their sell out show at Clapham Grand, Candice and Sarel are straight back into the closet with some confessions on annoying IG comments and parents who let their kids run wild.

Candice encourages us all to read the caption before leaving a comment, Sarel reveals the crazy lack of parenting she witnessed in a restaurant and the girls question whether people are too ruthless about young kids.

Plus, we have a Cousin update from a wild confession last season and it was so worth the wait.

Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod

Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Next Episode

It's giving Succession (Wet Tommy Wambsgans)

Sarel confesses her issue with girls who focus too much attention on their ex’s mum and Candice is finally taking responsibility for the music she’s listening to...

The girls discuss emotional entanglement between mums and sons, they compare their vastly different music tastes and the conversation leads on to the horrors and life-lasting impacts of knife crime.

TW: There is a discussion of violence and knife crime in this episode

Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod

Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.