Episode 16: Maidland Grodiness Advisory System

07/08/13 • 88 min

This week we unveil our new Maidland Security Advisory System. This is both a tired joke from 11 years ago and a convenient way for us to impart the grodiness levels we encounter on a daily basis.

Just like the dated refference, the system goes from green to red, green being very nice houses with a very low risk of being grody, red being less attractive real estate with a very high likelihood of being completely disgusting

...Get it?

This week we unveil our new Maidland Security Advisory System. This is both a tired joke from 11 years ago and a convenient way for us to impart the grodiness levels we encounter on a daily basis.

...Get it?

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Episode 15: Duplicity

And we're back!

This week Rag and Sponge decided to go their separate ways. While Rag was away shooting a scene on location, Sponge filed papers with the NYC county clerk citing 'irreconcilable differences in cleaning style.' Let's be honest, a trial separation had been coming down the pike for a while. What with their bustling twitter, facebook AND tumblr pages, any couple would feel the pressure and scrutiny of the public eye.

Sponge just wanted a clean break. She didn't want the bucket, she didn't want a custody battle of the Murphy's oil. She just wanted out. While she wishes Rag the best, she's loving her new life out of the shadow of their relationship! Join her as she recounts her recent misadventures in Williamsburg, the 9th layer of Tribeca and more!

Rag was completely blindsided by Sponge's decision. She just woke up one morning, grabbed Murphy and it was over. While he knew Sponge had been unhappy, he thought Organic couple's counseling might save their hell-forged union. In this weeks episode, he drowns his sorrows in someone else's sorrows, doing a Live clean for one of our infamous Lonely Girls!

Extra special thank you to amazing, genius, downtown, underground DJ Physical Therapy for curating the music for this episode!

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Episode 17: Devilish Maids

They're pretty, they're skinny, they've got a "brand new" show on Lifetime and no, I'm not talking about the Real Housemaids. Marc Cherry has gone and done it again folks. First he exposed America's housewives as Desperate and now him and false prophet Eva Longoria have appropriated Our culture and turned it into some cheap pulp fiction.

The time has come, the Housemaids are FINALLY going to weigh in on the Devious Maids "phenomenon." Recorded live from the Ace Hotel way back in June, listen in as we review the work of our distant cousins, the Hotel Maid, watch spam-like promo clips for Devious and generally discuss topics relevant to the week of June 25th.

It's a real time capsule people! And our most RATCHET episode yet.

And don't forget, this month, we release a new episode every week so tune in next week for more Housemaids silliness.