Cleaning House

They're pretty, they're skinny, they've got a "brand new" show on Lifetime and no, I'm not talking about the Real Housemaids. Marc Cherry has gone and done it again folks. First he exposed America's housewives as Desperate and now him and false prophet Eva Longoria have appropriated Our culture and turned it into some cheap pulp fiction.

The time has come, the Housemaids are FINALLY going to weigh in on the Devious Maids "phenomenon." Recorded live from the Ace Hotel way back in June, listen in as we review the work of our distant cousins, the Hotel Maid, watch spam-like promo clips for Devious and generally discuss topics relevant to the week of June 25th.

It's a real time capsule people! And our most RATCHET episode yet.

And don't forget, this month, we release a new episode every week so tune in next week for more Housemaids silliness.

IT'S OUR 20TH EPISODE BITCH! Celebrate with Rag and Sponge in typical fashion as Sponge cleans for an aformentioned not-so-hot WASPy guy and Rag looks back on his first summer in the service industry in Provincetown.

In this whirlwind of a month, we've time travelled from all the way back in June 2013 to this weeks episode, set in the NEARLY present day.

Join us as we reunite for the first time in months in Rag's cozy, boho trailer in Provincetown, MA, the epicenter of all things spooky and gay. The date is mid-August and it feels as though summer may never end...

While blue collar Sponge has been waiting for work in the stock-yards of NYC, Rag started over with a new life in a different service industry.

The food is expensive, the decor is quaint, the conversation is honest and someone got a sunburn/a hangover... it's a Friend Vacation y'all!

Plus, find out why the pilgrims REALLY landed here first! We think the answer will TRULY surprise you.

On this episode, the gals talk about opera singers, why people who watch "How I Met Your Mother" are lonely and more!

Our previous episodes can be found at realhousemaids.tumblr.com

Welcome back! This week we travel back in time once again. The time is early July 2013.

Rag had just QUIT working for Madame X and in typical fashion, under a cloud of shame and complaints. The gals disect his final days as a maid and his recent confrontations with mega wealthy psychopathatic women.

Other topics include: Gay guys in offices, Randy's GF and her sour Anna kendrick face and much more!

Also featured, the first ever Real Housemaids blooper real!