Trump, Tesla, Rae, King, Hitler, Griffith, Knotts - Celebrity Afterlife Report for 8/6/18

08/10/18 • 8 min

Fred Trump, father of the American President, is in a heated feud with Nicola Tesla, the scientist he hired to help him with the World Of Trump, the tourist attraction praising his son currently under construction. Rumor is that Tesla has walked off the project. You won’t believe it when we tell you what’s causing the rift. Charlotte Rae, the actress best known for playing Mrs. Garrett on TV’s The Facts Of Life, just arrived in the Next World. It seems that she may be back in the public eye before long. We’ll tell you why. Martin Luther King Jr. and hubby Adolf Hitler have accepted an offer to appear on a TV talk show, one that might cause problems for their newly-adopted son and daughter. You won’t believe it when you hear what the two newlyweds have agreed to. The producers of “Mayberry Today,” the update of the old Andy Griffith Show have come up with a solution to the problem of actor Don Knotts no longer looking like the wiry character he used to play. Their solution, however, is causing bigger problems on the set. Wait til you hear why the other actors can’t keep a straight face.

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