Episode 1) Pinky and the Brain!

Welcome to the thrilling debut of "Capital Wasteland" with our special introductory episode, "Pinky and the Brain." Meet our dynamic duo, Helena (a.k.a. The Brain) and Richard (a.k.a. Pinky), as they embark on a mission to unravel the truth behind urgent environmental challenges.

The Brain: Helena is a brilliant environmental enthusiast, armed with a degree from the University of Oregon and a passion for the planet that knows no bounds. Currently working in the waste industry, she's always on the lookout for ways to make a difference. With her nose buried in countless articles during her breaks, she's a walking encyclopedia of environmental knowledge.

Enter Pinky, Richard the host and self-proclaimed environmental novice. While his expertise might not lie in the environmental realm, his love for history, and absolute rage for corporate propaganda, and capitalism's impact on the world is unmatched. "Eat the Rich" is his catchphrase, as they are a dish always served best with a dash of butter.

Together, Helena and Richard bring a unique perspective to the table, blending eco-consciousness with historical context and corporate scrutiny. Brace yourself for an exhilarating ride through the Capital Wasteland, as they dive deep into climate change, corporate secrets, animal extinction, and much more.