
CPP379 - Water Bottle
Explicit content warning
01/12/23 • 74 min
This week the panel is remarkably sober and drinking a lot of water. The federal government is adding more taxes to alcohol. The housing market will surely be saved by the government’s latest great idea.
IntroHello to all you patriots out there in podcast land and welcome to Episode 379 of Canadian Patriot Podcast. The number one live podcast in Canada. Recorded Jan 9, 2023.
We need your help! To support Canadian Patriot Podcast visit patreon.com/cpp and become a nPatreon. You can get a better quality version of the show for just $1 per episode. Show you’re not a communist, buy a CPP T-Shirt, for just $24.99 + shipping and theft. Visit canadianpatriotpodcast.com home page and follow the link on the right.
What are we drinkingAnd 1 Patriot Challenge item that you completed
Liz - Coffee
Gavin - Water
Pierre - whiskey and pepsi, then just whiskey
Ian - Wawa with finely sprinkled microplastics
Andrew - Water, so much water
Grab the Patriot Challenge template from our website and post it in your social media
Listener FeedbackWe’d love to hear your feedback about the show. Please visit canadianpatriotpodcast.com/feedback/ or email us at [email protected]
A version of the show is Available on Stitcher at and iTunes http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=77508&refid=stpr and iTunes at https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/canadian-patriot-podcast/id1067964521?mt=2
New Year New Ruckit is time. Time for a new ruck. Time to prepare for RESUL. No more hygge, only labour. Time to taunt other podcasts
9 weeks to prepare for RESUL, starting Jan 16. Weeks end on Sunday. Minimum weight is 22lbs. Maximum bonus is 44lbs. Record your best distance in the allotted duration each week.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kM4HNVE2XY-LugUhTqY3p7Ph8OevLuu01VZBUARFLeM/edit?usp=sharing
NewsTERRAZZANO: Trudeau bingeing on alcohol tax hikes in 2023
Canada bans foreign ownership of houses....
https://globalnews.ca/news/9367579/canada-ban-foreign-homebuyers-explainer/
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ontario-gta-real-estate-2023-market-forecasts-1.6678177
Cheapest houses still require $80k household income to buy
OutroWe’re on Guilded now https://www.guilded.gg/i/k5a9wnDk
Andrew - https://ragnaroktactical.ca/
Liz - Guilded app, Instagram @therebelwanderer, gym @basement_gym2022
Visit us at www.canadianpatriotpodcast.com
We value your opinions so please visit www.canadianpatriotpodcast.com/feedback/ or email us at [email protected] and let us know what you think.
Apologies to Rod Giltaca
Remember, “you are a small fringe minority” with “unacceptable views”
This week the panel is remarkably sober and drinking a lot of water. The federal government is adding more taxes to alcohol. The housing market will surely be saved by the government’s latest great idea.
IntroHello to all you patriots out there in podcast land and welcome to Episode 379 of Canadian Patriot Podcast. The number one live podcast in Canada. Recorded Jan 9, 2023.
We need your help! To support Canadian Patriot Podcast visit patreon.com/cpp and become a nPatreon. You can get a better quality version of the show for just $1 per episode. Show you’re not a communist, buy a CPP T-Shirt, for just $24.99 + shipping and theft. Visit canadianpatriotpodcast.com home page and follow the link on the right.
What are we drinkingAnd 1 Patriot Challenge item that you completed
Liz - Coffee
Gavin - Water
Pierre - whiskey and pepsi, then just whiskey
Ian - Wawa with finely sprinkled microplastics
Andrew - Water, so much water
Grab the Patriot Challenge template from our website and post it in your social media
Listener FeedbackWe’d love to hear your feedback about the show. Please visit canadianpatriotpodcast.com/feedback/ or email us at [email protected]
A version of the show is Available on Stitcher at and iTunes http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=77508&refid=stpr and iTunes at https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/canadian-patriot-podcast/id1067964521?mt=2
New Year New Ruckit is time. Time for a new ruck. Time to prepare for RESUL. No more hygge, only labour. Time to taunt other podcasts
9 weeks to prepare for RESUL, starting Jan 16. Weeks end on Sunday. Minimum weight is 22lbs. Maximum bonus is 44lbs. Record your best distance in the allotted duration each week.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kM4HNVE2XY-LugUhTqY3p7Ph8OevLuu01VZBUARFLeM/edit?usp=sharing
NewsTERRAZZANO: Trudeau bingeing on alcohol tax hikes in 2023
Canada bans foreign ownership of houses....
https://globalnews.ca/news/9367579/canada-ban-foreign-homebuyers-explainer/
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ontario-gta-real-estate-2023-market-forecasts-1.6678177
Cheapest houses still require $80k household income to buy
OutroWe’re on Guilded now https://www.guilded.gg/i/k5a9wnDk
Andrew - https://ragnaroktactical.ca/
Liz - Guilded app, Instagram @therebelwanderer, gym @basement_gym2022
Visit us at www.canadianpatriotpodcast.com
We value your opinions so please visit www.canadianpatriotpodcast.com/feedback/ or email us at [email protected] and let us know what you think.
Apologies to Rod Giltaca
Remember, “you are a small fringe minority” with “unacceptable views”
Previous Episode

CPP378 - Bathroom Habits
New year, new you! This week the panel discusses goals and resolutions for 2023.
IntroHello to all you patriots out there in podcast land and welcome to Episode 378 of Canadian Patriot Podcast. The number one live podcast in Canada. Recorded Jan 2, 2023.
We need your help! To support Canadian Patriot Podcast visit patreon.com/cpp and become a nPatreon. You can get a better quality version of the show for just $1 per episode. Show you’re not a communist, buy a CPP T-Shirt, for just $24.99 + shipping and theft. Visit canadianpatriotpodcast.com home page and follow the link on the right.
What are we drinkingAnd 1 Patriot Challenge item that you completed
Liz - Tea and scotch
Gavin - Water
Pierre - scotch
Ian - Lamb’s navy rum and cola of unspecified origin. Sodomy and lash-free.
Andrew - Water?
Grab the Patriot Challenge template from our website and post it in your social media
Listener FeedbackWe’d love to hear your feedback about the show. Please visit canadianpatriotpodcast.com/feedback/ or email us at [email protected]
A version of the show is Available on Stitcher at and iTunes http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=77508&refid=stpr and iTunes at https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/canadian-patriot-podcast/id1067964521?mt=2
New Year New YouAndrew
- 75 Hard - sober? What?
- Fitness
- Resul 4 Day Match (presumed last week in March), 100km
- Varusteala Remote Military March (presumed last weekend in April), 50km Recon Division
- 5km run in 30 minutes
- Skills
- Win an ORA Precision Rifle Match
- Win an ORA Service Rifle Match
- Win an ORA Service Pistol Match
Substitute - My goal is to still be alive to celebrate another new year, birthdays of everyone in the family along the way. The ticker is not doing very well, may need to go under the knife for bypass surgery or more stents if possible. Carpe diem my friends!
Howling Coyote - I’m looking at more rucking, more sandbag work, hitting 6 plates (total) for squats, getting another stripe on my blue belt, and just being more deliberate and mindful of quality time with family. Oh and I really want to figure how we can get a wood stove insert for our fireplace and get a good wood supply
Better Andrew - Secure a good foothold of a future for my kids, rid myself of the last of my degeneracy, continue to slowly rid myself of big tech, continue to get more fit, improve my fighting position by a significant amount, actually reload my damn ammo, shoot said ammo, brew more alcohol, do more hard things with my friends and maybe move homes.
Ian from NH - shoot to 500 yards, get my ham license, have my wife finally carry a firearm, turn my gardening up to level 11, buy NODs, keep on ruckin' and be the Post-Apocalyptic warlord i was always memt to be.
Dariouskater - I dont really do new years resolutions but i have 2 goals this year. Accurately shoot out to 1000 yards with a 308 consistently.
And get in better physical shape.
MrH - Goals for 2023 would be to focus on what's important. To be more efficient and productive in my working hours. When I'm not working I'd like to be decluttering our home, shooting and hunting, and gathering for dinners with friends and their familes nore often. Would like to end the year a little leaner at the same weight which requires real discipline across all areas of life. Taking my sleep more seriously will be key.
CanPat777 - Goals for 2023. I just moved so I have a lot of work to turn the house into a compound. Amateur radio license. Spend more time outdoors with the children. Improve my skill level with my firearms. Buy more Bitcoin.
OutroWe’re on Guilded now https://www.guilded.gg/i/k5a9wnDk
Andrew - https://ragnaroktactical.ca/
Liz - Guilded app, Instagram @therebelwanderer, gym @basement_gym2022
Visit us at www.canadianpatriotpodcast.com
We value your opinions so please visit www.canadianpatriotpodcast.com/feedback/ or email us at [email protected] and let us know what you think.
Apologies to Rod Giltaca
Remember, “you are a small fringe minority” with “unacceptable views”
Next Episode

CPP380 - Defund the Horse Police
This week the panel discusses how gun confiscations may start in PEI, how the rules don’t apply to the police, and how the police are not coming to save you.
IntroHello to all you patriots out there in podcast land and welcome to Episode 380 of Canadian Patriot Podcast. The number one live podcast in Canada. Recorded Jan 16, 2023.
We need your help! To support Canadian Patriot Podcast visit patreon.com/cpp and become a nPatreon. You can get a better quality version of the show for just $1 per episode. Show you’re not a communist, buy a CPP T-Shirt, for just $24.99 + shipping and theft. Visit canadianpatriotpodcast.com home page and follow the link on the right.
What are we drinkingAnd 1 Patriot Challenge item that you completed
Liz - KombuchaPierre - whiskey and pepsi, then just whiskey Andrew - Water, so much waterDavid- also... water
Grab the Patriot Challenge template from our website and post it in your social media
Listener FeedbackWe’d love to hear your feedback about the show. Please visit canadianpatriotpodcast.com/feedback/ or email us at [email protected]
A version of the show is Available on Stitcher at and iTunes http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=77508&refid=stpr and iTunes at https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/canadian-patriot-podcast/id1067964521?mt=2
New Year New Ruckit is time. Time for a new ruck. Time to prepare for RESUL. No more hygge, only labour. Time to taunt other podcasts
9 weeks to prepare for RESUL, starting Jan 16. Weeks end on Sunday. Minimum weight is 22lbs. Maximum bonus is 44lbs. Record your best distance in the allotted duration each week.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kM4HNVE2XY-LugUhTqY3p7Ph8OevLuu01VZBUARFLeM/edit?usp=sharing
NewsPEI Firearms Confiscation
Strathmore Mountie spared criminal record for unlawful firearm possession
OutroWe’re on Guilded now https://www.guilded.gg/i/k5a9wnDk
Andrew - https://ragnaroktactical.ca/
Liz - Guilded app, Instagram @therebelwanderer, gym @basement_gym2022
Visit us at www.canadianpatriotpodcast.com
We value your opinions so please visit www.canadianpatriotpodcast.com/feedback/ or email us at [email protected] and let us know what you think.
Apologies to Rod Giltaca
Remember, “you are a small fringe minority” with “unacceptable views”
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