Episode 5: Just two friends in Bernie-ton

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02/04/20 • -1 min

It’s just Karl and Christian this time. We are too close to the heart of the political season, and it’s difficult to make new friends. Except Bernie. Bernie is everyone’s friend. He’s on a big racist mural to prove it!

Did you know Imperial Burlington is in the third best state to retire to? If that isn’t enough, Metric Burlington is the third best place to retire to in Canada. We’re not frozen misanthropes, we’re just ahead of our time.

Episode 5: Just two friends in Bernie-ton

TECHNICAL NOTE: Thanks to an untimely domain-canceling, the links to the previous episodes have been broken. Those will be fixed soon!

Episode 5: Just two friends in Bernie-ton

TECHNICAL NOTE: Thanks to an untimely domain-canceling, the links to the previous episodes have been broken. Those will be fixed soon!

Previous Episode

Episode 4: You’ve got a friend in Kentucky!

It’s true! Unless you’re Kim Davis. But if you’re a friend of ours, you are also friends with Wes!

FriendWes is going to tell us about life in Kentucky — another fine state which has it’s own Burlington. This Burlington your last chance to turn away before entering Ohio. (Though we don’t know why you would — Ohio has TWO Burlingtons. Or Burlingston.)

So go visit Kentucky! It’s not all tobacco and Mitch McConnell! It’s also bourbon and mint juleps!

Episode 4: You’ve got a friend in Kentucky!

The cherry on top of the Bluegrass Sundae