Chitty Chitty Blum Blum
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12/30/24 • 59 min
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
The holidays aren’t quite over just yet...and for the SCP Foundation, there is no such thing as time off. Why? Because anomalies don’t usually take time off either! In fact, some anomalies appear specifically around certain holidays.
In this episode, one such creature lurks between Christmas and New Years, looking for families with young children. They begin stalking them for weeks, getting closer and closer each day.
If the family doesn’t leave, they’ll soon come face to face with this anomalous monstrosity. One of two outcomes is possible. What will happen to this family?
What is this anomaly? How does it work? Who is this family? Will they find a way to survive? How much emotional damage will eating horrible food and listening to your parents try to make another you while you’re locked in the basement cause? Tune in and find out!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
The holidays aren’t quite over just yet...and for the SCP Foundation, there is no such thing as time off. Why? Because anomalies don’t usually take time off either! In fact, some anomalies appear specifically around certain holidays.
In this episode, one such creature lurks between Christmas and New Years, looking for families with young children. They begin stalking them for weeks, getting closer and closer each day.
If the family doesn’t leave, they’ll soon come face to face with this anomalous monstrosity. One of two outcomes is possible. What will happen to this family?
What is this anomaly? How does it work? Who is this family? Will they find a way to survive? How much emotional damage will eating horrible food and listening to your parents try to make another you while you’re locked in the basement cause? Tune in and find out!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Previous Episode
The Pighole Protocol
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
It is that festive time of year! Regardless of what holiday you celebrate, it’s that time of year! But what if there was a place where it was ALWAYS that time of year?
There exists a small portion of the suburbs just outside of El Paso Texas where all the citizens are extremely festive and cheerful. Always decorating, singing, giving gifts, and drinking eggnog.
If you ever find yourself in their company, be sure to match their cheer, and you better brush up on all your Christmas carol lyrics. Or else.
What’s the deal with this little community? What exactly is anomalous about them? Is there any way to stop their cheerfulness? What happens if you aren’t cheerful? How many Christmas carols can you convert into hog cranking songs? Tune in and find out!
Find out now on Botched Podcast!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Next Episode
My Cousin Johnny
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
This is the first episode to drop in 2025! While the holiday celebrations may be over, in the world of SCP, there are still plenty of celebrations going around, like baptisms, weddings, and funerals. Ok, maybe celebrations isn’t exactly the right word to use. Oh, they’re also all catholic so you know they can be painfully long.
Well, good news! The length of time is not the most painful thing about the gatherings in this episode! Regardless of the ceremony covered, there seems to be a vaguely familiar family member. Should you ever find yourself at an event with such a figure, well, it’s probably too late at that point. Best of luck!
Who is this anomalous family member? What are his anomalous properties? Is there any difference between the three types of events? Is he containable? When is the Christmas Hog Cranking album coming out? Tune in and find out!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
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