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Barry J. Northern - The Fable of the Tarsier

The Fable of the Tarsier

02/05/10 • -1 min

Barry J. Northern

The Fable of the Tarsier

by Barry J. Northern


Why not listen along to the Fable of the Tarsier as you read? Just click the play button below or download the MP3.




A tarsier sat upon his branch, chewing on a large cricket he had just caught. A warm jungle breeze rustled the leaves about him, and above, stars twinkled through the forest canopy.

He heard approaching footsteps on the branch and swivelled his head, fixing his large eyes upon a brother hurrying towards him. The younger tarsier waved his arms and chirruped. So hurried was Chirrup that Cricket-Catcher did not at first understand his words.

“... coming … quick … coming … this big.”

Cricket-Catcher smiled around a mouthful of food as he watched Chirrup extend his little arms as wide as his slight frame would allow.

“Big, eh?”

Chirrup jumped up and down and nodded. “Yes, yes. Big it is. Quick.”

“Quick too?”

“No, no quick, we must go.”

“Where? I've just caught this cricket. I'm not moving.”

This sent Chirrup into another frenzy of arm-waving and high-pitching singing. “... coming … big … snake.”

This caught Cricket-Catcher's attention. “A snake? A big snake is coming?”

Chirrup sighed and deflated. “Yes.”

“Relax. Snakes are slow.”

Cricket-Catcher spotted a Striped Tree Frog sneaking up the tree's wide bole below him. Finishing off his cricket, his mind already on his next meal, he spoke idly to Chirrup whilst eyeing the frog. “You know, those are clever little things. Tasty though. Worth catching. Can't leap as well as us. I saw one in the morning once, just before going to bed.”

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The Fable of the Tarsier

by Barry J. Northern


Why not listen along to the Fable of the Tarsier as you read? Just click the play button below or download the MP3.




A tarsier sat upon his branch, chewing on a large cricket he had just caught. A warm jungle breeze rustled the leaves about him, and above, stars twinkled through the forest canopy.

He heard approaching footsteps on the branch and swivelled his head, fixing his large eyes upon a brother hurrying towards him. The younger tarsier waved his arms and chirruped. So hurried was Chirrup that Cricket-Catcher did not at first understand his words.

“... coming … quick … coming … this big.”

Cricket-Catcher smiled around a mouthful of food as he watched Chirrup extend his little arms as wide as his slight frame would allow.

“Big, eh?”

Chirrup jumped up and down and nodded. “Yes, yes. Big it is. Quick.”

“Quick too?”

“No, no quick, we must go.”

“Where? I've just caught this cricket. I'm not moving.”

This sent Chirrup into another frenzy of arm-waving and high-pitching singing. “... coming … big … snake.”

This caught Cricket-Catcher's attention. “A snake? A big snake is coming?”

Chirrup sighed and deflated. “Yes.”

“Relax. Snakes are slow.”

Cricket-Catcher spotted a Striped Tree Frog sneaking up the tree's wide bole below him. Finishing off his cricket, his mind already on his next meal, he spoke idly to Chirrup whilst eyeing the frog. “You know, those are clever little things. Tasty though. Worth catching. Can't leap as well as us. I saw one in the morning once, just before going to bed.”

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undefined - The Fable of the Pigeon

The Fable of the Pigeon

The Fable of the Pigeon

by Barry J. Northern





A young pigeon, not long out of the nest, squabbled among his fellows around the legs of one of the wingless giants who sat upon the strange wooden bush at this time every day.

His father stayed close to him. “Look Fletch, this here giant is dropping bits of giant food already, good as grain that stuff. Oh, he'll fling us his scraps at the end, but you wanna watch out for anything you can get.” His father laughed at the older pigeons at the front of the crowd, fighting for scraps. “Look at em go. That's the way!”

“But, Dad?”

“Yes, my son?”

“Can't I just have grain mash? You've still got crop milk. I like it with a bit of crop milk.”

“Look son, I told you already, you're off the milk now. It'll dry up soon anyhow.”

“What about Mum?”

“She's got your brother to worry about. Look, you're not a squab any more.” His beady red eye darted ahead of a sharp-turned neck. “Look out! He's dropping scraps! Go on, get in there my son.”

Fletch, wanting to impress his father, pushed his way in. Everyone said Fletch was big for his age, and he was pleased that he had weight enough to force through the crowd of adults and defend his own patch. There were grains among the fluffy giant-food. He picked at them, they were delicious but few. He tried one of the giant's fluffy grains. “Ergh!” He spat it out. In his moment of disgust he lost his place and was forced to the back of the crowd.

“What happened, boy?”

“Those fluffy grains are horrible, Dad. There were hardly any proper grains, you know, like the ones you and Mum give me.”

“Son, if you live long enough to have squabs of your own, you'll wanna rear em on the best pickings. But you gotta learn to take what you can get now, lad. You're on your o...

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undefined - The Fable of the Slow-worm

The Fable of the Slow-worm

The Fable of the Slow-worm

by Barry J. Northern

Why not listen along to the Fable of the Slow-worm as you read? Just click the play button below or download the MP3



A slow-worm had searched in vain all night for slugs, but come morning he was forced to settle under rocky shadows by the threat of the rising sun.

As the morning waxed and warmed the rocks above his head, he felt less cold, but the sun's comfort could not sooth his stomach's hollow ache.

Then he saw a slug. A long, old slug with a ridged back and orange side-stripes. The best kind. It was moving slowly, no doubt caught out by the day's sudden heat. Did he dare risk it? His belly answered yes.

After feasting, the slow-worm felt fat and happy. Not since the days of his youth had he been out in the light like this. He'd forgotten the beautiful blue of the starless sky. He'd also forgotten to be wary of the flying shriekers. A sudden downthrust of air was his only warning before a shadow descended upon him, followed by a taloned foot.

He looked up at twin towers of red wrinkled skin and beheld the curve of a grey-feathered belly. He called out. “Hey there! You're a pigeon!”

"Yeah, so what if I am, hey, hang on a minute, since when could worms talk?"

"Sir, I am not a worm. I eat worms like you do."

"You look like a worm to me."

"Pigeons don't eat my kind."

The pigeon brought his beady eye to face his prey. “Well, I'm one very hungry pigeon, mate. I reckon you might be worth a try.” The bird's weight had shifted forward and compressed the slow-worm's neck, squeezing out all protest. “You see, my dear old Pa, he said to me, 'Fletch me boy, you gotta learn to take what you can get'.” Fletch straightened up, puffing out his chest.

The weight shifted off Fletch's toes, relieving the poor slow-worm somewhat. He took a desperate gasp. "Urgh."”There ahead: a hole in the grass, a good burrowing hole. Safety was but a few inches away. "Urgh."”

What was that?” Fletch bent down to quiz the slow-worm again, but his shifting weight once again precluded a reply. “Sorry, mate, I thought you said something. As I was saying. When I was a young squab, it took me a while to learn that there were pickings to be had around these parts. Oh the things I could tell you about the tasty morsels I've had since I found these little parks among the boxy cliffs. I ain't seen a worm quite like you before though, son. I reckon you might be worth a nibble. Question is, how fast will you slither away if I let you go?

Now Fletch made the mistake of moving his foot down to the slow-worm's tail in order that he might peck at him without fully letting go. The slow-worm felt a twinge at his tail's base. It was that muscle; the muscle his mother had always tol...

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