29th April: Brexit, Eurovision and a Climate Emergency

04/28/19 • 8 min

Who will be next to declare a climate emergency. Jeremy Corbyn and Nicola Sturgeon are already in there? But what will they do about it? A referendum perhaps? Plus, will a Tory and Labour annihilation put the pressure on a deal before the EU elections. And we announce the winner of the next Eurovision Song Contest. You heard it here first.

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26th April – Leaks, Terror and Tata

We can expect a cabinet resignation today over leaks from the National Security Council. Phil Dobbie suggests, like at school, the culprit should own up or the whole class gets detention. Also, the man so incompetent he even failed as a suicide bomber. And the fire at Port Talbot – were they hoping for the same reaction as the Notre Dame? We’re stil waiting for the pledges from wealthy benefactors.

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April 30: Huawei, Google and Beluga Whales

On the anniversary of Hitler’s alleged death – he actually lives in Basingstoke - the cold war reaches dizzying heights as Russia is accused on using Beluga Whales to spy on us. Phil Dobbie suggests this is a major threat, because they only haver 66 submarines but there are 80,000 Beluga Whales. He also discusses the shortfall in Alphabet earnings, because of Google’s massive fine in Europe, and how the US are threatening not to share intelligence with us if we let Huawei help build our5G network. But there again, the President doesn’t share intelligence with anyone.