Atlan's Afterparty

jackson joins the afterparty again to talk snacks: weird flavors, rules for sharing, commercials, etc.

christian metal, taking baths, 90s kids movies, and deal or no deal are also covered.

jacks-on, jacks-off:

new segment where jackson and atlan go balls deep discovering all the need-to-know info about internet sensation asmr

0:00 - introduction to asmr

8:14 - asmr roleplay: voldemort and the joker

15:17 - off-topic: ya novels, captain crunch, car dealerships, and cash cab

25:03 - mukbang and asmr crunching

27:49 - sexy and erotic asmr

32:48 - asmr ear eating, chewing, and nibbling

38:08 - asm all-star - ephemeral rift

a couple cold ones:

a new interview talking to artists about their work and process, moray is our guest for the debut - atlan asks stuff like who inspires them, how they found their sound, and what kind of stuff they wanna make moving forward

beer of the episode: simpler times pilsner

hard & fast news:

top story:

2:40 pittsburgh shooting shines spotlight on growing culture of hate, even to the point where “kill all jews“ was temporarily trending on twitter

let’s talk about sex:

12:41 woman claims she temporarily goes deaf after going down on her husband

dumb decisions:

15:56 man gets his balls ripped off by his dog after smearing them in peanut butter

snack attack:

20:34 girl dies after going too hard at a pancake eating contest

cross-faded:

23:22 utah lawmaker pops his weed cherry, says “shooting up marijuana is no big deal”

8-bit:

28:55 jesus christ go is “pokemon go for catholics”

what the flying shit?:

35:37 fox news reporter hides in bushes to bust immigrants trying to cross border

fake news:

40:06 breaking down the jacob wohl saga

fuck you’s of the week:

50:00 fuck you: donald trump says pittsburgh synagogue should’ve had better protection

52:01 fuck off: maggie haberman promotes “both sides are bad” narrative saying left needs to denounce trump supporting nationalist, louis farrakhan?

56:10 go fuck yourself: mike pence gets a “jews for jesus” rabbi days after the pittsburgh shooting

ahmadinejad tweet of the week

1:00:42 man who hosted a holocaust denial conference denounces terrorism

lightning round:

1:04:11

5-year-old got a surprise inside his batch of halloween candy

one candy company allowed people to switch out all the treats they didn’t want

scientist in antarctica may have overreacted after his colleague kept ruining the ending to books he was reading

woman in dc went viral after posting herself with an extremely long cvs receipt

manchester man fined after letting his backyard get so smelly his neighbors say they couldn’t open their windows

song of the week:

1:12:41 your heart’s intent - moray

hard & fast news:

top story: 

3:17 magabomber cesar soyac

10:17 papa john’s new ad campaign

14:30 sayoc used to be a stripper

17:34 sayoc’s twitter and other conservative conspiracies

let’s talk out sex:

25:35 paul mccartney says he masturbated with john lennon and a few of his friends

cross-faded:

32:12 new study finds giving ecstasy to octopi has some insane effects

weird science:

37:55 naughty america to start offering controversial deepfakes service to consumers

snack attack:

42:29 hooters closing locations because millennials just aren’t that into boobs

what the flying shit?:

48:56 booby-trapped wheelchair shoots fbi agent at raiders of the lost ark-style home

dumb decisions: 

52:52 lil xan hospitalized because of hot cheetos

fake news:

57:47 president prump’s penis looks like toad

fuck you's of the week:

1:04:23

fuck you: jeff flake says he believes blasey-ford but still voted for kavanaugh anyways

fuck off: hugh hewitt says guy yelling at mitch mcconnell in a restaurant is same thing as the magabomber

go fuck yourself: racist ron desantis gets pwnd by andrew gillum

ahmadinejad tweet of the week:

1:17:07 the former president of iran has a fire twitter

lightning round:

1:22:04

steve bannon's sad republican rally

the 3 words men most like to hear during sex

south african man doing the dirty with something not human

mistaken england man run over 

halloween tops the super bowl in surprising way

song of the week:

1:30:07 the daisy chain - the growlers