Breaking Down the Online ASMR Phenomenon

hard & fast news:

top story:

3:58 ca wildfires

-i guess privatized firefighters are a thing

-trump suggests raking the forest would've helped

-prisoners are being exploited to fight these fires in what is modern day slavery

let’s talk about sex:

15:59 islamist extremist are learning hacking skills mainly just to watch gay porn

cross-faded:

22:40 the first study conducted on the effects of microdosing suggests it enhances creativity 

weird science:

30:35 new dating app - righter - is launching just for the maga crowd

what the flying shit?:

39:58 condoleeza rice is being considered as the new coach of the browns?!

dumb decisions:

44:41 japan’s cybersecurity expert has never used a computer

Fake News:

50:13 acting ag matt whitaker facing scrutiny for scams involving time travel, bigfoot, and a "masculine toilet"

fuck you’s of the week:

58:34 fuck you: eddie scarry for your pathetic attempt to discredit ocasio-cortez and other instances of outright creepiness

1:05:41 fuck off: pod save america guys for plenty of things including running ads for companies that exploit their workers after claiming you’d stop

1:08:33 go fuck yourself: chuck schumer for being re-elected as senate minority leader despite being an awful human being

ahmadinejad tweet of the week

1:12:26 ahmadinejad dunks on america cramming in as many irrelevant hashtags as possible

lightning round:

1:16:03

man justifiably attacks roommate with axe

15-year-old boy gets points on non-existent license after getting caught speeding on this non-motor vehicle

wife chooses to surprise audience by reading something besides vows at wedding ceremony

students go unexpected route after discovering they're sleeping with the same teacher

7,000 households in uk are still watching tv like this

song of the week:

1:30:44 two tone hair - made violent