1.3: Benjamin Buttoning Furious 7

08/13/22 • 65 min

Furious 7. WRENCH FIGHT!!! The series turns soap opera with amnesia and a secret marriage! Jason Statham killed Han, so he must be family. In this universe, God (might be) a woman's butt, a billionaire can afford an Abu Dhabi skyscraper but not a hard drive, and we see nonviolent conflict resolution through head-on collisions! This episode's lesson: "Mike, I'm gonna say the words, and you're gonna shut up!"

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1.2: Backwards into the F8 of the Furious

The F8 of the Furious! Dom Goes ROGUE! A lifelong criminal REALLY starts breaking the law! A baby gets weaned on / rescued from an AWACS plane. Attack of the Zombie Cars. Sub vs. Sports Cars! Lamborghini v. Tundra! The Two Kinds of Fast & Furious Women. This episode's lesson: "If you want a man to save your child, first you have to shoot him."

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1.4: Wrong Way to Furious 6

Furious 6. Furiouser and furiouser.
CHEKHOV's GRAPPLING GUN! A Runway longer than a Russian novel! The Family fights a Doppelganger crew. We meet Betty, aka Evil Soap Opera Letty. Mike & Brad debate the Talmudic question, "Is there a non-sexual way to bite a butt?" The crew takes extended detours to a pawn shop and prison to learn what they already know. Brad keeps lying, Mike loses track of the podcast's format & we define a Fast & Furious full and complete stop.
This episode's lesson:"Why Fast & Furious is the Gospel in Booty Shorts."