#4: Exactly what you'd expect from a man who organises his life with a McVitie's Pen

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Good. Pissing. Gracious.

It has been a long while, and a long ropey and messy tract of the human experience that brings me back to your lovely Aurifice, for what I somewhat suspiciously advertised as being, ""Endless". Many of you may have been reeling back and going, "Endless?! Fucking, Endless, is it?! Lazy f-". Fair enough. Fair play. Much like the creators of The Neverending Story... I'm a bit of a fucking liar. And I'm not just saying that because I'm Autistic, and I expected this all to be candid footage of Falkor (Mainly due to the fact that I had to google it along with the phrase, "who's that dog thing from Neverending Story?". Not that I've got a fantastic conecpt of reality. More like, a fantastical- No: A fantesticle nerve to self-satisfy with fictional concepts. That's the one.).
Falkor aside, I'm glad to be back in the saddle. Bareback might pop one of my bollocks. Or twist it in the wrong direction. Or slyly Lance Armstrong my box, like every exercise bike seat that's made from plastic. So, that's good...
Just joking about the saddle, but this podcast is as meaningful to me, as bullying is to Jack Black in 1994. And with that spiritual integrity in mind, I hope you enjoy it, and don't just find things, " ugh. Too, weird.", after 15 minutes.
We intend to have fun, around here.
Embrace the regularity of podcast releases, not the regularity of my mental well-being. Xx
Enjoy. It's mandatory. "ah fckin luhv tawrkin shite" - Olly Woods.

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.
Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...
Then, and, only then.
Be a Fan.
I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."
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